No longer shall it be bumped. :( This makes me sad.

This thread has now officially been hijacked by Tommy Lee Jones and is about knife fighting Steven Seagal.
http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/seagal-guitar-300x380.jpg

Nobody beats him in the kitchen.

Nobody beats him in the kitchen.

Judging by how your girlfriend looks, seems like you have been doing just that.

You mother fuckers. You fucking pieces of shit god damn ass mongroling dog raping child molesting indian food fucking heartless pigs.

Now I have to hijack another thread.

When they come for me I'll be sitting in my desk with a gun in my hand wearin' a bulletproof vest and singin' "My, my, my, how the time must fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night!"