It was just a baby! :mad:

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20080808/450_CGY_malti_elephant1_080808.jpg

That'll teach you to use a condom Euda.

I'll buy you a new, better elephant.


http://www.elephants.com/media/DallasNews_3_4_06a.jpg

http://blog.tilos.hu/bossabomdia/archives/Baby%20Elephant.jpg

My baby elephant can beat up your baby elephant.

Of course it can, my baby elephant is dead. :(

http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN5698.jpg

If your baby elephant couldn't beat up my dead baby elephant, then it would be the laughing stock of the baby elephant world.

Of course it can, my baby elephant is dead.

http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN5698.jpg

If your baby elephant couldn't beat up my dead baby elephant, then it would be the laughing stock of the baby elephant world.

It wouldn't be soon forgotten either.

Rule 173: Nobody can live down a beating from a dead baby elephant.

Rule 173: Nobody can live down a beating from a dead baby elephant.

What are the other 172+ rules? I MUST KNOW!

What are the other 172+ rules? I MUST KNOW!

Rules 1-15 are about dental hygiene. All the rest just say "See rule 173"

I was expecting something like

"Never masturbate with a curtainrod"

Are you insinuating Zek is a baby elephant?

I was expecting something like

"Never masturbate with a curtainrod"

Well really thats just common sense. But you can bring it up to the next rule revision committee in 2014.

No, my favourite elephant died from herpes. It's very straightforward.

Apparently I'm not nearly as funny as I thought. Well excuse me.

There's only so far you can go with not using a condom. Unless you want to kill your elephant with herpes.

this thread needs more Merrick and similar characters...

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