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Euda
2008-11-03, 20:34
What kind of fruit would you be, and why?

Vamp
2008-11-03, 20:35
What is your least favourite fruit?

Fza
2008-11-03, 20:36
I'd be an A-10 Thunderbolt II.

Menos El Oso
2008-11-03, 20:36
prolly a pomegranate, they're sweet yet tangy, and taste great with alcohol

Euda
2008-11-03, 20:37
My least favourite fruit is watermelon and answering a question with a question is rude.

I've been told that I'd be a lemon because I'm resourceful and bright. :confused:

Vamp
2008-11-03, 20:39
I was answering your question with a question so I could properly answer your question!

I'd be a watermelon. Because mommy didn't love me and daddy loved me too much.

wires
2008-11-03, 20:40
It's a tie between raspberry and cherry...I'm not sure why

Euda
2008-11-03, 20:42
It's always a little more fun when it's seedy.

romulan
2008-11-03, 20:44
red apple or white grape... for no particular reason. Or possibly watermelon, for the purpose of pleasing black women.

Champ69
2008-11-03, 21:36
A Giant Pineapple, Idk why but their spiky and cool lookin'.

buster_hymen
2008-11-03, 22:27
I'd be a mango. Mangoes kick ass, and are also called 'the fruit of the Gods' by various cultures in South Asia (India and stuff, etc).... nothing to do with the SNL character.

The Spirit Of Jazz
2008-11-03, 23:01
Kiwi, because they're brown on the outside but green on the inside.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-03, 23:02
Kiwi, because they're brown on the outside but green on the inside.

I'm the opposite; I'm green on the outside and full of brown (shit) on the inside.

Mc. Black
2008-11-03, 23:04
Id be a Datura. Just one bite will leave you fucked for days.

The Spirit Of Jazz
2008-11-03, 23:04
I'm the opposite; I'm green on the outside and full of brown (shit) on the inside.

I'm going to write a book called "Inside out kiwi man" one day. Shall be a masterpiece!