http://www.maynardland.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_66179/finished~-~Genie~w$3A~tint~$283$29.jpg
But I won't.

Tough luck. Now beat it.

can I have one wish?

can I have one wish?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/GAU-8A_Avenger_Gatling_gun.jpg

can I have one wish?
You can have as many un-granted wishes as you please.

What about a trade?

I like to barter.

What about a trade?

I like to barter.
For all of your human money, I will grant you one (possibly corrupted) wish.

For all of your human money, I will grant you one (possibly corrupted) wish.

Hmmm.

I don't really want anything though.

-wishes for a sammich-

Here you go.

http://hempzdirectonline.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/R2R20woman20lying_in_money.234192454_std.jpg

you should grant slave of the beast a permaban since its clearly what he wants

http://www.3wishes.com

send me a photo of what you wish to wear for me, ladies.