totse what is your favorite position on the athletic field?

my favorite is a tie between a big full back with great blocking or a short stop. i like the fullback cause its just a hit you in the face football position. running blocking an general beastliness. i like shortstop cause it is a play making position on the field. setting up double plays an usually having a good presence at bat.

so totse what position do you like to look at on the field an why?

Longsnapper. You're out there probably 15-20 times a game, all you gotta do is throw the ball back and maybe cover the punt, and you'll pull in $500,000 your first year on the job. Low Risk, Low Effort (once you get signed), High Reward. I did it in high school, and if I was going to try to go pro, that's how I'd do it. You just have to make sure you can handle the pressure if you screw up every once in a while.

Offensive Lineman. Played this position my whole life because I have always been a big, strong, slow kid. Every play it is a full out brawl between you and the defensive lineman, either make him your bitch or be made the bitch.

Tight end because you have to be able to block and have good hands.

wide reciever for the sole reason of crackbacking

Catcher, you get to call the game and deal with the pitcher as well as make some fun blocks at the plate.

wide reciever for the sole reason of crackbacking
http://blog.pengoworks.com/index.cfm/2008/12/10/You-cant-crackback-block-on-James-Harrison

favorite position to play? to watch? to play professionally? to excel at? my mind is spinning

favorite position to play? to watch? to play professionally? to excel at? my mind is spinning
Obviously to play professionally.

cowgirl

wide receiver simply because theres nothing better than stiff arming and breaking tackles after a catch

Offensive Lineman. Played this position my whole life because I have always been a big, strong, slow kid. Every play it is a full out brawl between you and the defensive lineman, either make him your bitch or be made the bitch.

O lineman are fat lazy and they smell bad. Also they are usually cheaters.

edit: My favorite position is that of safety. They're strong, athletic, and tough. Their job is to fly all over the field and fuck people up.

edit: My favorite position is that of safety. They're strong, athletic, and tough. Their job is to fly all over the field and fuck people up.


And getting shot dead?

2nd base. It's the heart of any good team.

And getting shot dead?

I feel somewhat bad for laughing at that. :(

Mid-field in soccer sounds pretty lame but i've played running back, inside linebacker, 3rd base in baseball, but nothing beats midfield in soccer there is just something about it because you can go for the score but mainly it's just an all out battle at midfield. I sent a kid to the hospital because i chuck norrised his ass

1st base. You get to hang back, let the rest of the team do the work, and the only requirement is that you can catch a ball consistently. Almost anything else that goes wrong on the field is not your fault.

I'm a big hitter so I was always 1st base. It's relaxing.

Mine would have to be a Hooker (Rugby Union Position for all the Americains out there)

Its a licence to go out on a field for 80min and pulverise as many people as possible plus you get awesome scrums and lineouts