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Robert Plywood
2008-11-06, 18:59
king o'beers it'l put some damn hair on your chest. just dont let women because they will too. its potent.

Bckpckr
2008-11-06, 19:01
Notice to everyone, this is one of the new trolls whom has been harassing other members in P:LRC, W&C, Moving Pictures, etc. He'll be gone soon.

Bckpckr
2008-11-06, 19:02
But, for the moment, I'll humor you: I'll drink Bud Light if it's free, but that's about all.

Robert Plywood
2008-11-06, 19:06
following me around on these forums and harassing me isn't conductive to your argument nor your reputation seeing as it is hypocritical and everyone will see how many times I have owned you

AE5150
2008-11-06, 19:13
His reputation is solid here. I'm far more inclined to believe him than someone touting the merits of a beer that appeals most to hicks, rednecks, frat boys, and National Football League and NASCAR fans.

But to each their own. Its getting cold. It's whiskey and ale time around my house. However, if you want to drink mule piss at 5%, be my guest.

Also...for the record, Budweiser is the King of Beers, at least according to their slogan. Bud Light just never fills you up and never lets you down or something vaguely similar.

xxombie
2008-11-06, 19:20
Bud light. It's my girlfriends favorite fucking beer and I end up drinking it all the time because she buys it. It tastes like water, which is good when you're just trying to get drunk and hammer back as many as you can. But if you're craving an actual beer it just isn't satisfying.

AE5150
2008-11-06, 19:22
Indeed. No worse or better than many other cheap, mass produced American lagers on the market.

I'm a Coors man, myself, when I'm drinking cheapo stuff, but that stems more from their contribution to rodeo scholarships (I used to rodeo competitively a bit) and being ingrained with it from my folks. Not to mention it pisses off the Bud Light crowd.

All in all, for cheap, American lagers, Keystone Light is my favorite. Cheaper than most, and taste the same whether tepid or ice cold (i.e., nearly identical to Coors Light).

Bckpckr
2008-11-06, 19:25
Indeed. No worse or better than many other cheap, mass produced American lagers on the market.

I'm a Coors man, myself, when I'm drinking cheapo stuff, but that stems more from their contribution to rodeo scholarships (I used to rodeo competitively a bit) and being ingrained with it from my folks. Not to mention it pisses off the Bud Light crowd.

All in all, for cheap, American lagers, Keystone Light is my favorite. Cheaper than most, and taste the same whether tepid or ice cold (i.e., nearly identical to Coors Light).
Keystone is where I got my brewdrinking start. $12.49 for 30 cans, knock 'em back over a good few games of beer pong. Fucking win, it was. And few places to go but up.

Anyways, my favored macro light lager would probably be Miller on draft. That's probably because my usual bar hangout always has it cheap, on draft, with clean taps and heavy glasses. :cool:

Robert Plywood
2008-11-06, 19:36
Fuck yall a bucha sissy queers if you dont like bud light. Go ahead and sip your faggot ass wine coolers i was just trying to help your sorry ass.

Robert Plywood
2008-11-06, 19:37
Bud light. It's my girlfriends favorite fucking beer and I end up drinking it all the time because she buys it. It tastes like water, which is good when you're just trying to get drunk and hammer back as many as you can. But if you're craving an actual beer it just isn't satisfying.

dID SHE GROW NUTS. tHE ONLY WOMEN WHO DRINK BUD LIGHT GO DYKE AND GROW HAIR ON THEIR NUTS. iTS POTENT.

AE5150
2008-11-06, 19:57
Man, this kid really needs to take some trolling lessons. Here we are, engaging in a civil, sane discussion based off of his trolling...isn't that sort of the opposite effect he wanted?

Here, allow me to illustrate the typical Bud Light consumer in Wyoming...

http://multimedia.simcoe.com/images/a2/a1/d117130d4e109bf61f1ef820b7db.jpeg

http://www.palmettoscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nascar-fan.jpg

http://www.jimmywilling.com/images/RealGoneHick-Ups.jpg

http://fuseblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/poppedcollarsweb.jpg

http://www.cbc.ca/testthenation/mt/couchfan-ttnsports.jpg

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-06, 19:58
Yeah. You should have just locked it after he started being an ass in my opinion.

Robert Plywood
2008-11-06, 19:59
no i want you to quit budmouthin badlight.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-06, 20:10
no i want you to quit budmouthin badlight.

Everyone is allowed an opinion, jackass.

xxombie
2008-11-06, 23:37
dID SHE GROW NUTS. tHE ONLY WOMEN WHO DRINK BUD LIGHT GO DYKE AND GROW HAIR ON THEIR NUTS. iTS POTENT.

She already is a dyke. She's my girlfriend.

Anyways.

I really like Pabst Blue Ribbon. Cheap and pretty fucking tasty, as far as crappy beers go.

TheMessiahComplex
2008-11-06, 23:44
Bud Light just never fills you up and never lets you down or something vaguely similar.

Their new motto is "the difference is drinkability" which is basically saying "yea, it doesn't have any flavor but at least it's not completely gross."

AE5150
2008-11-06, 23:45
Never cared for Pabst. It always seemed far simpler to take a shot of whiskey (for roughly the same price, depending on what you buy) and get the same amount of alcohol rather than deal with the bitter aftertaste of PBR.

Stoned Snippy..
2008-11-07, 00:08
I think Bud Light is way better than Coors, but to tell the truth I would never buy any. I either buy some good shit (Blue Moon, Heineken or Corona) or I'm getting Keystone.. Premium priced "chug beer" isn't for me really.

ObsdianZ
2008-11-07, 00:28
^Corona is "good shit"?

Go away.


*ObZ

LuKaZz420
2008-11-07, 09:57
^Corona is "good shit"?

Go away.


*ObZ

Heineken is not good shit either, it's always on discount over here, I don't know why but some beers tend to have an appeal among high schoolers, Corona and Heineken seem to be their drink of choice.

It's the same with liquor really, Bacardi appeals to teenagers while the older crowd goes more Havan Club way.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-07, 14:09
They're too young to have good taste, is why.

Bckpckr
2008-11-07, 16:38
It's the same with liquor really, Bacardi appeals to teenagers while the older crowd goes more Havan Club way.
While I'm not a huge fan of Bacardi's standard selections, I will say that when I'm interested in a night of unabashed debauchery, Bacardi 151 is one of my drinks of choice.

ComradeAsh
2008-11-08, 13:18
Bud light?

More like Bud shite.

Amirite?

Bckpckr
2008-11-08, 16:47
Bud light?

More like Bud shite.

Amirite?
lol y u rhyme me?

Menos El Oso
2008-11-08, 18:26
Something about the taste of bud light is just off. I really don't like it, but will I drink it? Hell yea especially when they're a dollar at the bar. If I go to the package store, I would much rather buy a 30 of Keystone and play some pong.

I really believe Keystone is the most consumed beer on college campus'

Bckpckr
2008-11-08, 18:50
I really believe Keystone is the most consumed beer on college campus'
Wouldn't surprise me. The local college parties are usually filled with Keystone, or, if they're feeling a little (lulz) "extravagant," PBR.

PirateJoe
2008-11-08, 20:00
I'd like to echo the Coors/Coors light sentiment. Of all the watery soda-beers (milwaukee's best, keystone, and natural ice, budweiser, miller, corona, and the diet variants), I'd say Coors tastes the least like salty dick.

napoleon_complex
2008-11-08, 20:17
Coors has kind of a metal taste to it.

I prefer Bud Light for getting shitfaced.

Dead1Head
2008-11-08, 20:48
I you're looking for a beer to chug, Miller Lite> Bud Light.

Euda
2008-11-08, 20:54
Wildcat.

Bckpckr
2008-11-08, 21:45
I you're looking for a beer to chug, Miller Lite> Bud Light.
Agreed.

Miller > Bud > Coors > in my book.

napoleon_complex
2008-11-08, 23:18
Miller is the worst of all three big domestic light beers IMO.

ObsdianZ
2008-11-08, 23:40
If you're trying to get wasted, why would you waste time/money on a lite beer?

*ObZ

TheVizier
2008-11-09, 00:50
But, for the moment, I'll humor you: I'll drink Bud Light if it's free, but that's about all.

My thoughts exactly. It's more expensive than other beers here but still tastes like crap.

jimany
2008-11-09, 20:27
Wildcat.

Holy shit, I don't know how many 8 packs I shotgunned in high school... Wildcat is the cheap beer.

Ganja Fett
2008-11-11, 21:39
well i feel obliged to mention James Ready. for those of you who haven't heard of it its a cheap beer and it's 5.5. under every cap is a saying for example- find a way of getting this cap on the six o'clock news......spread the word. being a cheap bastard i buy it alot and now i actually have a thread to bring it up in. awesome

lostmyface
2008-11-12, 19:39
i drink bud light when its around. usually at keg parties or tailgates. for what it is it aint bad.

you get drunk for cheap. drink ability my ass.

drink ability is code word for get drunk cheap.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-12, 20:05
Mass produced light beers should be treated in the way they come to us.

They should be drunk on mass with little concern to how they taste.

xxombie
2008-11-13, 00:39
This weekend, I found out Pabst Blue Ribbon makes a tall can. My life search has ended. Fuck you Bud Light.

Bckpckr
2008-11-13, 02:56
This weekend, I found out Pabst Blue Ribbon makes a tall can. My life search has ended. Fuck you Bud Light.
More importantly PBR is available in forty ouncers.

AE5150
2008-11-13, 03:31
Bud Light comes in tall boys and 24 oz and 40 oz varieties here in WY. Dunno where you guys are buying cheap beer and spirits, but I have no problem finding whatever quantity of whatever brain drain cheap vice of choice I prefer.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-13, 15:33
Cheap vodka, my lord that is addictive.

It's so cheap I find myself adding it to all my drinks just because I have it in abundance.

Bckpckr
2008-11-13, 16:53
Cheap vodka, my lord that is addictive.

It's so cheap I find myself adding it to all my drinks just because I have it in abundance.
Holy shit do I find myself feeling sorry for your liver.

krs-93
2008-11-14, 00:54
While I'm not a huge fan of Bacardi's standard selections, I will say that when I'm interested in a night of unabashed debauchery, Bacardi 151 is one of my drinks of choice.

all i drink anymore

xxombie
2008-11-14, 03:19
Cheap vodka, my lord that is addictive.

It's so cheap I find myself adding it to all my drinks just because I have it in abundance.

Word. In Canada we don't have it as cheap as you guys have; we can't sell booze in our gas stations and grocery stores. But vodka has been my go-to drink lately. A 60 of Prince Igor black label disappears fucking quickly.

xxombie
2008-11-14, 03:19
More importantly PBR is available in forty ouncers.

Holyyyyy shitttttt. You best not be lying boy. I'm gonna make my girlfriend walk all the way out to the beer store to get me one of these.

AE5150
2008-11-14, 03:28
Holyyyyy shitttttt. You best not be lying boy. I'm gonna make my girlfriend walk all the way out to the beer store to get me one of these.

Just one? Christ, you'll be more waterlogged than drunk. That only works out to three and a third beers.

Bckpckr
2008-11-14, 04:53
Holyyyyy shitttttt. You best not be lying boy. I'm gonna make my girlfriend walk all the way out to the beer store to get me one of these.
I shit thou not.

Proof. (http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/archive/pbr.html)

Caint afford Food
2008-11-14, 06:26
This is a troll thread right? Im my experience bud light is a pretty weak beer. Watered down, and isnt too great on taste. I favor Miller myself, but if you wanna talk about beer that puts hair on your chest drink a "Sam Adams". With a name like that, and enough hops to overdose a small panda......You know your drinking a beer!

Bckpckr
2008-11-14, 06:58
This is a troll thread right?
Yes. The OP portrayed himself as a typical redneck, going so far as to post a NASCAR fan thread in Moving Pictures, a series of "I'm American and only shoot American guns!" posts in Weapons & Combat, a thread celebrating the Bible in Printed Matter, and, of course, this Bud Light thread here in OI.

Stoned Snippy..
2008-11-14, 07:11
They're too young to have good taste, is why.

Yeaaaaaa, I'm an elitist

pleasure_to_burnv2
2008-11-14, 14:03
Jesus christ am I the only MGD fan on totse? I love that shit for some reason.

AE5150
2008-11-15, 02:10
This is a troll thread right? Im my experience bud light is a pretty weak beer. Watered down, and isnt too great on taste. I favor Miller myself, but if you wanna talk about beer that puts hair on your chest drink a "Sam Adams". With a name like that, and enough hops to overdose a small panda......You know your drinking a beer!

I'm confused...aside from the OP (quite clearly) trolling, you think this is a troll thread because someone might think Bud Light is good beer, and you disagree? Cuz that's what your statements here suggest.

Menos El Oso
2008-11-15, 21:45
I just bought the Saranac winter 12 pack yesterday. The Vanilla Stout, ESB, and Belgium Ale were amazing. 20 others were good, Brown India Ale, and seasons best, The only mediocre beer in the 12 pack was the Bohemian Plisner, it wasn't Hoppy enough for me.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-17, 20:36
Holyyyyy shitttttt. You best not be lying boy. I'm gonna make my girlfriend walk all the way out to the beer store to get me one of these.

You've got yourself a keeper there.

Bckpckr
2008-11-17, 20:51
I just bought the Saranac winter 12 pack yesterday. The Vanilla Stout, ESB, and Belgium Ale were amazing. 20 others were good, Brown India Ale, and seasons best, The only mediocre beer in the 12 pack was the Bohemian Plisner, it wasn't Hoppy enough for me.
Saranac's Brown Ale (http://beeradvocate.com/im/c_beer_image.gif) (minus the India) is quite possibly my favorite example of the style.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-17, 20:56
Holy shit do I find myself feeling sorry for your liver.

I've abstained for about a week now. Could murder any sort of beer so long as it was cold right now.

I tend to find beer in bottles goes down so much quicker than any other kind.

Bckpckr
2008-11-17, 21:01
I've abstained for about a week now. Could murder any sort of beer so long as it was cold right now.

I tend to find beer in bottles goes down so much quicker than any other kind.
This is how we down cheap beer quickly in America --

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/beerbong1jenn.jpg

Fallen Angust
2008-11-17, 21:05
Person "insert random number" from my past use to drink that shit.

I always liked coors/ bud/ busch

meh for bud light.

Toothlessjoe
2008-11-17, 21:05
If you have a bottle, get one of those bendy straws and pput it in there and hold the bendy part down against the neck, but don't cut off the air.

Tilt up.