http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267&page=1

Read the first post. I kinda hope that it was a troll.

It's a troll thread - it's been all around the internet, here too.

Though the base logic isn't far off - we do after all run some fluid or another (I want to say 'plasma' but that was probably just a marketing term) through the heads on a flow bench so it cuts itself its own most efficient path.

Who needs abrasive sand when you can port your heads with a wood file?

Who needs abrasive sand when you can port your heads with a wood file?

File? That's for pussys, rasps are where its at.

I like that word, rasp, raaaasp, rasssssp.

I am blowing pot smoke through the inlet manifold on the cylinder head of a Honda single and watching the smoke exit. Fuck it's entertaining me at the moment, ahah.

http://www.totse.com/community/images/smilies/smile.gif

How long have you been around here Intravenous? Who's this Justace character?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/04_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/24_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/30_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/29_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/01_hel_cad_vrs.jpg

http://www.autoblog.com/photos/sema-2008-cadillac-powered-vrs/1141091/full/

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/04_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/24_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/30_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/29_hel_cad_vrs.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/01_hel_cad_vrs.jpg

http://www.autoblog.com/photos/sema-2008-cadillac-powered-vrs/1141091/full/

please tell me it weighs only like 1800lbs. 400 hp + 1800lbs sounds like some serious win.

please tell me it weighs only like 1800lbs. 400 hp + 1800lbs sounds like some serious win.

This weighs 1900 lbs and doesnt look retarded.
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_PFjMi5EIaeM/R_6GOvQBJYI/AAAAAAAAHEE/FusrXAqdPaI/s_Porsche+911+Carrera+RS+2-7+Rally+side.jpg

Just wanna throw that out there.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc65/STONEYBOYZ/DSCF0886_00.jpg

This would weigh around 200kg with fluids and has the correct number of wheels.

You can check my join date in my profile cowboy. I have only just started posting outside of BLTC though, because that place is even more of a joke now than it was when I first came here.

I wasn't questioning what either of you were doing here. Just wondering how long you've been around these parts of totse, and if yallavad different names before.

Nice Gixxer.


Is SponsoredLink trolling or just failing?


Edit: Very nice GSX-R.

Is SponsoredLink trolling or just failing?



would you actually fucking drive that shit?

would you actually fucking drive that shit?

Id rather drive that Caddy on the boulevard than be the mid life crisis afflicted 50 something year old with erectile dysfunction driving the Porsche. And this thing would whoop on a Porsche on the track, where Porsches come undone. Always have, always will.

This thing is faster around the 'ring too, which is basically owned by GMopar. Porsches fastest entry is what, 32nd on the list? Even Corvette Z06's are faster than anything Porsche has to offer. Plus, Porsche interiors are feral. At least Corvettes are supercars and their interiors are focused on racing, whereas Porsches are supposed to be Grand Touring cars, which means by default they should have a luxurious interior. But they just have an awful tacky plastic mess.

USA! USA! USA!

Drivel

Get the fuck out.

Id rather drive that Caddy on the boulevard than be the mid life crisis afflicted 5 something year old with erectile dysfunction driving the Porsche. And this thing would whoop on a Porsche on the track, where Porsches come undone. Always have, always will.

This thing is faster around the 'ring too, which is basically owned by GMopar. Porsches fastest entry is what, 32nd on the list? Even Corvette Z06's are faster than anything Porsche has to offer. Plus, Porsche interiors are feral. At least Corvettes are supercars and their interiors are focused on racing, whereas Porsches are supposed to be Grand Touring cars, which means by default they should have a luxurious interior. But they just have an awful tacky plastic mess.

USA! USA! USA!

You're drunk, right?

So we want to talk 'ring laps aye?

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Or0j_6V48&feature=related

Helmut Dahne, filmed in 1993 on a HRC prepared RC30, rocking it like noone else on a bike can around that horribly dangerous shithole.

Only premium milkchewers like Porsches. And Howard Radford.
http://automotoscope.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/porsche-911-lawn-mower-1.jpg

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2135224

So we want to talk 'ring laps aye?

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Or0j_6V48&feature=related

Helmut Dahne, filmed in 1993 on a HRC prepared RC30, rocking it like noone else on a bike can around that horribly dangerous shithole.

I have the DVD :D

Fucking fireblade advertisements everywhere.

I have the DVD :D

Fucking fireblade advertisements everywhere.
*casts a sidelong glance at his fireblade*

Edit: Have you seen this man? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO9YVYg4FyU

*casts a sidelong glance at his fireblade*

Edit: Have you seen this man? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO9YVYg4FyU

It's a badass bike but half the time Helmut is talking about the damn steering damper on it.

It's a badass bike but half the time Helmut is talking about the damn steering damper on it.
RC30's are sex man, RC45's moreso.

RC30's are sex man, RC45's moreso.

Er, meant the steering damper on the Fireblade. You know it's pretty ironic in 18~ years of bike development absolutely no one can beat his street legal record. Kinda says something about Honda, doesn't it?

Er, meant the steering damper on the Fireblade. You know it's pretty ironic in 18~ years of bike development absolutely no one can beat his street legal record. Kinda says something about Honda, doesn't it?
Sure they can, they just aren't official times anymore.

http://bridgetogantry.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&Itemid=32&id=15

Sure they can, they just aren't official times anymore.

http://bridgetogantry.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&Itemid=32&id=15

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i don't know what to say about this:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/asma-sl_s_emiratespalast031.jpg

they somehow turn a boring benz sl into something hideous, the front grill looks like its off a hyundai genesis.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/11/asma-sl_s_emiratespalast223.jpg

now downloading some wrc torrents, dont get any on tv out here.


edit:
this did a 6:25 on the nurburgring
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Porsche956WBrun19850802.jpg

there was a handful of roadgoing versions of the 962 (a modified 956) that were made. 0-60 in 3.5, 230 mph (schuppan) or the dauer one that could kit 251 mph and 0-60 in 2.6, in 94

there was a handful of roadgoing versions of the 962 (a modified 956) that were made. 0-60 in 3.5, 230 mph (schuppan) or the dauer one that could kit 251 mph and 0-60 in 2.6, in 94

Yeah, I've got an issue of 911 and Porsche where the Dauer 962 is road tested.