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vladthepaler
2008-11-15, 23:22
A company (http://arteriocyte.com/)formed just over a year ago (pdf (http://ora.ra.cwru.edu/techtransfer/news/AMSIcreation.pdf)) has been given a multi-million dollar contract (http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/Arteriocyte-Awarded-DARPA -Funding-Companys/story.aspx?guid=%7B65C97F21-9FD3-4AB8-9B1F-7FF4FF5330D5%7D)to furnish "magic blood (http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/15/darpa-teams-up-with-arteriocyte-to-create-ominous-sounding-blood/)" to DARPA (http://www.darpa.mil/) for the purposes of combat transfusions.

This blood is genetically engineered to enhance soldiers' recuperation, field efficiency and loyalty to their masters.

It is pre-programmed with a nanobiotic implant that controls their minds for when the Obama regime plans its massive takeover.

Or, it is made from the ground-up fetuses of Harlem crack baby abortions.

Do not accept strange blood! Beware!

Discuss.

AF85
2008-11-15, 23:35
Why go to all that trouble if they're trying to add shit to the blood? Surely it would be better to spend the money on those additives rather than a machine to make a blood replacement.

fuckindouchebag
2008-11-16, 01:24
omfg it's just gunna be like metal gear solid


SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!