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The Machinist
2008-11-17, 20:35
"JAM WITH THE BAND!

Strap on the guitar and play along with your favorite bands—tobyMac, Relient K, Flyleaf, Newsboys —and more. SHRED the riffs…THUMP the bass…BLAST that solid Christian Rock!
Live the Dream–Play with Rock Stars!

Strum along to the onscreen cues – press the fret buttons and advance through 4 levels of difficulty. As an expert, your fingers will be flyin’—using all 5 buttons as you play the chords and burn through the riffs!
Includes CD-ROM Game & Wireless Guitar

Join the guitar game revolution! Guitar Praise includes everything you need to get started – the game with over 50 Christian songs and a USB guitar controller. Simply install the game on your Windows or Mac computer, plug in the wireless adapter, turn on the guitar and you’re ready to rock!" --
JAM WITH THE BAND!

Strap on the guitar and play along with your favorite bands—tobyMac, Relient K, Flyleaf, Newsboys —and more. SHRED the riffs…THUMP the bass…BLAST that solid Christian Rock!
Live the Dream–Play with Rock Stars!

Strum along to the onscreen cues – press the fret buttons and advance through 4 levels of difficulty. As an expert, your fingers will be flyin’—using all 5 buttons as you play the chords and burn through the riffs!
Includes CD-ROM Game & Wireless Guitar

Join the guitar game revolution! Guitar Praise includes everything you need to get started – the game with over 50 Christian songs and a USB guitar controller. Simply install the game on your Windows or Mac computer, plug in the wireless adapter, turn on the guitar and you’re ready to rock!
JAM WITH THE BAND!

Strap on the guitar and play along with your favorite bands—tobyMac, Relient K, Flyleaf, Newsboys —and more. SHRED the riffs…THUMP the bass…BLAST that solid Christian Rock!
Live the Dream–Play with Rock Stars!

Strum along to the onscreen cues – press the fret buttons and advance through 4 levels of difficulty. As an expert, your fingers will be flyin’—using all 5 buttons as you play the chords and burn through the riffs!
Includes CD-ROM Game & Wireless Guitar

Join the guitar game revolution! Guitar Praise includes everything you need to get started – the game with over 50 Christian songs and a USB guitar controller. Simply install the game on your Windows or Mac computer, plug in the wireless adapter, turn on the guitar and you’re ready to rock!"---- http://www.guitarpraise.com/



This fucking company ripped off Guitar Hero to make this shitty Christian version of it. I'm not sure if this is a re-post, but for all those who haven't seen it, you won't fuckin believe it's real. I threw up a little when I watched the promo video, what does totse think bout this abomination?

pahqman
2008-11-17, 20:53
christians are stupid

Tommy Lund
2008-11-17, 21:45
Damn, the only way that could have been worse is if it was crosses flying at you.

MandatorySuicide
2008-11-17, 22:31
I didn't think it was possible for rhythm games to be more retarded than the one with Aerosmith.

If there's anyone who shouldn't be involved with music (besides Aerosmith, of course) it's God.

But hey, they can't get much worse now, right?

.... Right?:(

McFly
2008-11-17, 22:37
I thought Jam with the Band was a DS game that never was released?

Death Insurance
2008-11-17, 22:46
needz moar souljah boy

faze2
2008-11-18, 06:26
If there's anyone who shouldn't be involved with music (besides Aerosmith, of course) it's God.



Please tell me you are kidding, right? You meant music games, correct?

asp821
2008-11-18, 07:45
Fuck Jesus.

MandatorySuicide
2008-11-18, 08:37
You meant music games, correct?
Yeah. I don't hate Aerosmith in general, though I don't like them at all, it just seems weird to me that someone decided to make a whole game full of Aerosmith, or Christian music.

It's a slippery slope. Before long it could be "Guitar Hero: AC/DC"

Doyle_Graves
2008-11-18, 15:41
Yeah. I don't hate Aerosmith in general, though I don't like them at all, it just seems weird to me that someone decided to make a whole game full of Aerosmith


funnily enough GH: Aerosmith wasnt the first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_X

the Guitar Praise video is fucking hilarious,

"SHRED the riffs…THUMP the bass…BLAST that solid Christian Rock!"

its Too funny.

acid_drop
2008-11-18, 16:09
I'm glad I can actually play the guitar for REALZ

And I'm an atheist.

jägermeister
2008-11-18, 18:21
fuck christian rock

pahqman
2008-11-18, 18:56
Yeah. I don't hate Aerosmith in general, though I don't like them at all, it just seems weird to me that someone decided to make a whole game full of Aerosmith, or Christian music.

It's a slippery slope. Before long it could be "Guitar Hero: AC/DC"

you must have some pretty crap taste in music if you dont like acdc...

asp821
2008-11-18, 19:13
you must have some pretty crap taste in music if you dont like acdc...

AC/DC are shit.

Splam
2008-11-18, 20:04
you must have some pretty crap taste in music if you dont like acdc...

Or people just don't have the same taste in music as you if they don't like ACDC.

Ya sure ACDC is great, but to generic IMO. Gets old fast you know. I listened to them when I was 13, got bored. Now I don't anymore, but I still think their songs are great.

DOCTORGONZO409
2008-11-18, 21:39
needz moar souljah boy

I think you mean it needs moar "YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!"

MandatorySuicide
2008-11-18, 21:45
you must have some pretty crap taste in music if you dont like acdc...
Enough said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY);)

McFly
2008-11-18, 21:54
Im a christian and I fucking hate christian music. The lyrics are shit, I wonder how many copys this will sell.

The God Damn Devil
2008-11-18, 22:59
What? No Stryper (http://www.stryper.com/)?

fatkitty420
2008-11-19, 13:35
Guitar Rising.

That is all.

pahqman
2008-11-19, 17:35
^GR is also stupid... scrolling tabs... whats the fucking point?

13579
2008-11-19, 23:32
Hahahah, those crazy Christians.

GotTotts
2008-11-20, 02:33
Well they figured if they can't control what their children listen to they can damn sure ruin their Christmas with a gay rip of GH and Rock Band =) I am sure all those christian children bastards are going to be pissed with they wake up to a nice big box under the tree and Exclaim "Holy fuck they actually got me Rock Band/Guitar Hero!!!!" They would open their box and start crying, then run into their parents room. They would probably then commit suicide on their parents bed and leave behind a note that says ha ha jokes on you.

MidnightRambler
2008-11-20, 04:03
Yeah. I don't hate Aerosmith in general, though I don't like them at all, it just seems weird to me that someone decided to make a whole game full of Aerosmith, or Christian music.

It's a slippery slope. Before long it could be "Guitar Hero: AC/DC"

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=2432480&sourceid=1500000000000003142040&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=2432480

The Machinist
2008-11-20, 05:37
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=2432480&sourceid=1500000000000003142040&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=2432480

^^^ owned

Valerius
2008-11-20, 08:32
I didn't think it was possible for rhythm games to be more retarded than the one with Aerosmith.

If there's anyone who shouldn't be involved with music (besides Aerosmith, of course) it's God.

But hey, they can't get much worse now, right?

.... Right?:(

This game is retarded but religion is responsible for tons of great music and art in general.

MandatorySuicide
2008-11-20, 08:38
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=2432480&sourceid=1500000000000003142040&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=2432480
Dear Lord...

This game is retarded but religion is responsible for tons of great music and art in general.
That's fair enough. I certainly wasn't talking about art or religion in general, or even music in general, other than what I said about Aerosmith. I really don't like anything I've heard by them.

But I can think of at least two Christian bands I like, and I'm sure plenty of others were inspired a lot by religion in some way.

reborn thief
2008-11-20, 21:57
fuck christian rock

ehifive

ComradeAsh
2008-11-21, 01:24
Reminds me of the islamic copy of Operation, in which they replaced the guy with bomb parts.

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-11-21, 01:27
If someone gave me a choice between the Rock Band AC/DC track pack, Guitar Hero: Metallica, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and Guitar Praise I'd probably choose Guitar Praise for the lulz because the other three suck so bad I wouldn't even play them ironically.

ComradeAsh
2008-11-21, 02:14
If someone gave me a choice between the Rock Band AC/DC track pack, Guitar Hero: Metallica, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and Guitar Praise I'd probably choose Guitar Praise for the lulz because the other three suck so bad I wouldn't even play them ironically.

Tell me why they all suck, I'm too busy watching The West Wing to research it myself.

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-11-21, 02:23
All of ACDC's songs sound the same and 80% of them have the most boring standard drum beats ever.

James Hetfield is a terrible singer and an even worst lyricist.

And Aerosmith, god, do I really need to explain that one? Seriously? I was pretty sure it went without saying.

MandatorySuicide
2008-11-21, 02:30
Opiate, your post about terrible bands just reminded me, did you ever see that Guns N' Roses pinball game? Shit was hilarious.

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-11-21, 03:05
No, but it's just more proof that terrible bands have been selling out for decades.

I don't think they could make a Guns N Roses Guitar Hero though, because the sight of a digital marionette version of Axl Rose would probably usher in the apocalypse. Every second my gaze was upon those lifeless robot versions of Aerosmith I felt like my soul was being sucked away, I can't even begin to imagine the horror that Whoopi Goldberg dipped in bleach motherfucker would unleash upon the world if his visage were given the same treatment.

http://www.killahbeez.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/axl2.jpg

I shudder to think.

I Fought The Law
2008-11-21, 03:18
Dont be dissin accadacca, an army of flanny wearing hoons will decend upon you.

Mötleÿ Crüe
2008-11-21, 06:33
Lol at the stryper comment, Thats the first thing I thought of.

MandatorySuicide
2008-11-21, 06:53
No, but it's just more proof that terrible bands have been selling out for decades.
http://www.habosarcade.com/images/GnR/P1010075%20800x600.JPG
http://www.bmigaming.com/Flyers/Pinball/guns_n_roses-1994-f-2.jpg

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-11-21, 07:47
It looks just as terrible/awesome as I had imagined.

Rawk
2008-11-24, 16:46
Enough said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY);)

Are you seriously saying you don't like this song:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

I simply refuse to believe anyone who doesn't have a terrible taste in music can actually dislike AC/DC

MandatorySuicide
2008-11-24, 20:25
Are you seriously saying you don't like this song:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

I simply refuse to believe anyone who doesn't have a terrible taste in music can actually dislike AC/DC
Heh. That's exactly what I'm saying. :p

And I don't think my taste is terrible. I like a lot of different music, including many classic rock bands. AC/DC (along with Aerosmith and GnR, for that matter) just bores the hell out of me.

ArgonPlasma2000
2008-11-25, 15:50
Im a christian and I fucking hate christian music. The lyrics are shit, I wonder how many copys this will sell.

You people aren’t making Christianity better. You’re just making rock & roll worse.

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Are you seriously saying you don't like this song:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

I simply refuse to believe anyone who doesn't have a terrible taste in music can actually dislike AC/DC

I, at least, don't.