Tomorrow: Getting drunk on cooking sherry

No but seriously what can I mix with vermouth that isn't liquor that most people would have in there kitchen? Adding water and ice to it sounds gross, but so does mixing it in coke. Should I man up and just down it? Couple of days before pay day and I have absolutely nothing else to get drunk on. Since this is about wanting to get deperately drunk it would probably be more suited for BLTC but i'm more interested in improving the taste so I put it here. Do what you like, thanks.

Lemonade/sprite?

Mountain Dew?

I'd say a strong tasting juice like lemonade or cranberry juice. Or both?

I'd say grow a set and/or liver and wait till payday.

You can't find $7 for a cheap liter of vodka? Or are we having an exercise in annoying people?

Tomorrow: Getting drunk on cooking sherry

No but seriously what can I mix with vermouth that isn't liquor that most people would have in there kitchen? Adding water and ice to it sounds gross, but so does mixing it in coke. Should I man up and just down it? Couple of days before pay day and I have absolutely nothing else to get drunk on. Since this is about wanting to get deperately drunk it would probably be more suited for BLTC but i'm more interested in improving the taste so I put it here. Do what you like, thanks.

Just down it, doesn't taste that bad by itself on the rocks. It's not even 80 proof, mixing it would severely hamper your intoxication ability.

I'd say grow a set and/or liver and wait till payday.

You can't find $7 for a cheap liter of vodka? Or are we having an exercise in annoying people?

Mommy went to work and he's raiding the liquor cabinet.