ArmsMerchant
2008-11-18, 19:55
Some advice from one who has one) seen most of the lower 48 and two) lived in Alaska for about twenty years.
Come during the summer. Off-season, a lot of places are closed; it is dark most of the time; people tend to be grouchy or SAD-affected; it gets insanely cold. Even in March, we get temps in the minus sixties (F)sometimes. And moose can be aggressive, but the bears at least are denned up.
Hike or backpack through here only if you are extremely tough and self-sufficient and crazy. Do NOT expect any help from locals.
Ideally, bring tons of money and go the lazy tourist route--tour buses, cruise ships. Or fly in and rent an RV in Anchorage. If you drive up and are American, expect to be FUCKING hassled at the Canadian border--they can literally tear your vehicle apart with very little probable cause. And if you have a handgun or a 30-year old DUI record or a roach in your ashtray or something, expect MAJOR legal hassles. Like going to jail.
Specific local advice. Anchorage--you pretty much have to go through here. Check out the musem, and invest a day and $200 or so in the 26-glacier cruise.
Wasilla--my hometown, sorta. The library (on Main Street) is next to the historical musem and historicla park, where the farmer's market is held. During the summer, try to be here Wednesday for the farmers market, meet me, and get super-good and fresh (picked that morning) produce, and other good stuff. Get great Tex-Mex food at La Fiesta (I get the $5.98 senior citizens special--shredded beef burrito platter).
Talkeetna--forget it, unless you like to be in a mob of fat tourists eating ice cream. It was a sweet little village ten years ago--street peddlers, jugglers, street musicians. Now it is a bloated and over-hyped tourist trap, full of drunks and rich white folks who are inordinately pleased with themselves for no good reason.
Trapper Creek--stop there if possible. It is what Talkeetna used to be, and has one of the best pizza joints (with micro-brew beer available) in the world.
Come during the summer. Off-season, a lot of places are closed; it is dark most of the time; people tend to be grouchy or SAD-affected; it gets insanely cold. Even in March, we get temps in the minus sixties (F)sometimes. And moose can be aggressive, but the bears at least are denned up.
Hike or backpack through here only if you are extremely tough and self-sufficient and crazy. Do NOT expect any help from locals.
Ideally, bring tons of money and go the lazy tourist route--tour buses, cruise ships. Or fly in and rent an RV in Anchorage. If you drive up and are American, expect to be FUCKING hassled at the Canadian border--they can literally tear your vehicle apart with very little probable cause. And if you have a handgun or a 30-year old DUI record or a roach in your ashtray or something, expect MAJOR legal hassles. Like going to jail.
Specific local advice. Anchorage--you pretty much have to go through here. Check out the musem, and invest a day and $200 or so in the 26-glacier cruise.
Wasilla--my hometown, sorta. The library (on Main Street) is next to the historical musem and historicla park, where the farmer's market is held. During the summer, try to be here Wednesday for the farmers market, meet me, and get super-good and fresh (picked that morning) produce, and other good stuff. Get great Tex-Mex food at La Fiesta (I get the $5.98 senior citizens special--shredded beef burrito platter).
Talkeetna--forget it, unless you like to be in a mob of fat tourists eating ice cream. It was a sweet little village ten years ago--street peddlers, jugglers, street musicians. Now it is a bloated and over-hyped tourist trap, full of drunks and rich white folks who are inordinately pleased with themselves for no good reason.
Trapper Creek--stop there if possible. It is what Talkeetna used to be, and has one of the best pizza joints (with micro-brew beer available) in the world.