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Agent 008
2008-11-20, 02:04
So I was walking around the old part of town, across the square on which thousands of people had been executed back in the day.

I decided to take a few "artsy" pictures along the way, so I made a few pics of the ground, the pavement and what not.

Everything was very ordinary.

But then, I got back to my lab, and produced the photos from the film.

I was amazed and shocked by what I saw.

Here's what one of my 'artsy' photos of the square ended up being:

http://www.doganswers.com/images/creepy.jpg

What is it? Is it trying to tell me something?

I don't think I'll use this camera ever again.

xarf
2008-11-20, 02:17
Ok be very, very careful with the camera because it's probably possessed by the ghost of Vin Diesel. Ok so pick up the camera very, very gently and place it into a black plastic bag to keep out the non-resonant negative energy. Now for the tricky part. You have to open the bag just a bit (like a one inch wide hole). Here comes the really hard part. Now you have to fart into the bag for exactly two seconds. The resonant positive energy of human flatulation will open the spirit's connective sub-channel, allowing it to absorb universal fluid energies, freeing it from the camera. Best of luck to you.

Azroth316
2008-11-20, 02:42
Don't forget to wash your hands afterwards, unless you want your roast beef sandwich to taste like ass.

Mortalum
2008-11-22, 06:42
looks like what we got here is a classic case of bullshit smothered in dumbass

Slave of the Beast
2008-11-23, 19:22
That's a fair bit of effort for a thread that's destined to fail.