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Bckpckr
2008-11-24, 02:18
D'ya think it'll happen?

As a long-time fan of the Jackass series and its spin-offs (Viva la Bam, Wildboyz) there are few things that could excite me more than the prospect of a third feature-length film in the series.

So here's a few points of contention.

Number Two wasn't even supposed to happen.
Probably my biggest concern as to why there will not be a third film. Two only came about because Johnny Knoxville was shooting on the set of Wildboyz with director Jeff Tremaine in Russia, and Tremaine saw Knoxville's dedication, then suggesting, "If you're going to go all-out, why don't we shoot a sequel?"

Both Jackass films garnered huge amounts of cash.
I'd say this leans towards the better possibility of a third film. Jackass: The Movie was made on a budget of $5 million, and took in nearly $80,000,000 at the box office. Few movies can claim that kind of performance, earning $16 for every $1 spent on production. Number Two also did quite well, on an $11.5 million budget and earning around $84,000,000. Paramount would be stupid to ignore these numbers.

The Howard Stern Show
On the September 25, 2007 episode of the Howard Stern show, series regular Steve-O claimed, "I was told to rest up for Jackass three which will start shooting in February." However, Steve-O is a well-known abuser of alcohol and other drugs, so I'm not sure I'll keep any faith in this statement.

So, do you think there'll be a third Jackass film?

Kbasa
2008-11-24, 06:32
Hopefully, I thought #2 was even better than #1, but you should definitely watch the CKY series, I think its better than Jackass over all...but you probably already have.

McFly
2008-11-24, 19:23
I watched 2.5 the other night. They are fucking gay as hell. I mean fucking anal beads up the ass, nevertheless it was funny but pretty damn gay.

Bckpckr
2008-11-24, 20:03
I watched 2.5 the other night. They are fucking gay as hell. I mean fucking anal beads up the ass, nevertheless it was funny but pretty damn gay.Lol while I do agree that some of the stuff they do is pretty homoerotic, I have to agree with director Jeff Tremaine when we says that much of the half-naked stuff is done because "it's somehow funnier because they're naked."

That's all.

xxombie
2008-11-24, 22:16
It fucking better.

Dead1Head
2008-11-25, 01:26
Hasn't Steve-O been pretty cracked out and loopy lately?

Bckpckr
2008-11-25, 01:58
Hasn't Steve-O been pretty cracked out and loopy lately?
Yeah, he was charged with coke possession in June but will be able to avoid jailtime if he completes rehab.

Hard to break the habits when you've been drinking since age eleven, though.

Death Insurance
2008-11-25, 03:08
Of course there will. Knoxville is just so fucking stupid, but watching him and Bam get hit with the fragmentation claymore in the second movie was hilarious.

Bckpckr
2008-11-25, 11:46
Of course there will. Knoxville is just so fucking stupid, but watching him and Bam get hit with the fragmentation claymore in the second movie was hilarious.
Oh man that must have sucked so hard.

"This is the 460 Stingmore mine. It has approximately seven hundred forty-five caliber rubber balls in it. They'll fly out of there at about 500 feet per second. They use these charges on the outside of embassies to protect the gates from people trying to break in."

"Looks like it's gonna suck."

"It is, I promise."

The Spirit Of Jazz
2008-11-26, 00:28
I guess they'll do another one, but from what I've read Steve-O has not long come out of the nut house and is now sober and drug free. So he might not be the same guy anymore. As for the others I guess they will need the money by now.

I loved the Jackass series, but by the time the movie came out it had got a little old.

Kegtapper
2008-11-26, 01:37
i'll definantly see it.. when im really stoned gross out flicks are good shit.. i think they can only get better i like the second film better then the first it had alot more gross shit..

Rykoshet
2008-11-26, 02:39
Am I the only one who finds it stupid?

People getting hurt is a lot of fun, but only when it's unintentional, not when it's done for profit. I like seeing the hurt in their eyes as they realize they didn't do the stunt, everybody now things they're lame, and the only thing they have to show for it is PAIN.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890317

Case in point.

Hit-The-Bong
2008-11-27, 05:23
They should make a

Where are the Dudesons at now?: 2009

I want to see how they've held up over the years... They were before Jackass, CKY, or any of that shit... They were pretty much the originals of any "Jackass' related stuff in any style, from what I understand.

Come on... human dart-board... :D

EDIT: This... out of context... is way funnier than the way he really meant it.

PAIN.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890317

Case in point.

john_deer
2008-11-27, 22:45
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890317

Case in point.

Excellent Point

Some the Jackass stunts fail hard because they try too hard. Most of the Viva la Bam series fails because he just trys too hard "lol im going to drop a piano because I'm Bam and I rock hard!"

Fav. Jackass stunt is when wee man bungees off that fat guy.

556
2008-11-28, 03:18
i doubt it unless all their profits run out from drug binges and other wasteful shit. the only one who really seems to have his head on straight is knoxville the rest are a bunch of dumbfucks who got lucky.

honestly the reason Jackass split to begin with was because everyone began having too large of an ego. The CKY crew (bam, rake, brandon etc) felt like they weren't getting enough time on the jackass platform and ehren and the other background faces were getting tired of acting like jackasses and among other reasons the show split.

johnny used it as a platform to go on and do more respectable things (actually acting in movies)

bam used it to see his own face on tv because he thinks he is the shit and the coolest guy on earth.

steve o obviously used it to gain more money for his ridiculous drug habits and i think pontius joined because he enjoys the jackass mentality and has good chemistry with steveo.

my 2 cents.

Hit-The-Bong
2008-11-28, 08:17
i doubt it unless all their profits run out from drug binges and other wasteful shit. the only one who really seems to have his head on straight is knoxville the rest are a bunch of dumbfucks who got lucky.

honestly the reason Jackass split to begin with was because everyone began having too large of an ego. The CKY crew (bam, rake, brandon etc) felt like they weren't getting enough time on the jackass platform and ehren and the other background faces were getting tired of acting like jackasses and among other reasons the show split.

johnny used it as a platform to go on and do more respectable things (actually acting in movies)

bam used it to see his own face on tv because he thinks he is the shit and the coolest guy on earth.

steve o obviously used it to gain more money for his ridiculous drug habits and i think pontius joined because he enjoys the jackass mentality and has good chemistry with steveo.

my 2 cents.

England and Danger Erin were kind of worthless on jackass... especially Danger Erin...

Jackass would've been GREAT if they never picked up England and DE, spent that time instead on 3 groups of people... since it was basically Knoxville/Steve-o/Pontius and then the CKY crew, then Preston and Weeman are more for physical comedy where fat and short are need.

They need more great ideas... like the fire hose rodeo, or the giant mouse with the mouse traps.... fuck the super elaborate stunts... I could personally watch them fuck around with shopping carts and skateboards for two hours.

Knoxville is by far the best of all the Jackass people... and Bam has his moments when he isn't busy maintaining his ego.

Dunn could've been great if he wasn't such a fucking bum and was more physically apt for the jackass lifestyle... but the fact that he put himself in stupid positions where he knew he'd get his ass kicked was pretty good.

Honestly I wish I was the one that came up with jackass... I've been skating and riding around in shopping carts since before it was cool... I've also been tased, maced, tested riot devices, been shot with bean bags, rubber bullets, etc... and I would've been willing to do it all on TV too.

If anyone talent agents are out there and want to start another jackass-like group stunt thing, I'm game!

Aces High
2008-11-30, 03:37
The Dudesons fucking rule. They should actually have the Dudesons in Jackass 3. Considering Steve O rocks out in the Dudesons movie and eats flaming corn chips. I like the dudesons better, because they seriously put their lives at risk and laugh thier asses off about it. Like when they do the car jump, and Jukka almost fucking dies, like, that wasn't a joke like some jackass stunt, he really almost died there.
Or when they shot him with the riot shotgun, with the bean bag, he didn't wear a pussy ass bullet-resistant vest, motherfucker just put on a leather jacket. He didn't even wear a t shirt under it, it was literally just a leather jacket.

But, seriously, both Jackass movies were fucking sweet. I'm going to start a betting pool if they start filming it, on which cast member dies during filming, and the cause of death. It pays for the person who guessed the dead cast member, and double for guessing his cause of death. If nobody dies, it goes to the most serious injury.

My bet is Dave England, death by Head Trauma.

A friend of mine's bet is Steve O, death by Drug Overdose, another's is Ryan Dunn, death by car accident (a good bet, because they say Ryan Dunn is notorious for being a terrible driver). Someone else is gonna place Chris Pontius, death by wild animal.

Bckpckr
2008-11-30, 03:42
^ Strange to say the Jackass cast once had a discussion on who they thought would be the first to die among them and it was Dave England.

The guy's only got one testicle as it is.

(See the leech bit in the second movie. One ball.)

::shakes head::

anarchya22
2008-11-30, 05:46
dirty sanchez is way better then jackass by a fucking shitload not to mention half the shit jackass does dirty sanchez did yeaaaaarrs ago.

ViperX202
2008-11-30, 20:48
Yeah, he was charged with coke possession in June but will be able to avoid jailtime if he completes rehab.

Hard to break the habits when you've been drinking since age eleven, though.

lol pWned

Hit-The-Bong
2008-12-01, 08:37
If anyone dies, I bet its either Dave England (hopefully), or Knoxville himself by trying to push for bigger and better stunts and then finally going too far and he seriously gets caught up in some fuck-up and he dies... see: rocket explosion in Jackass movie 2.

Bckpckr
2008-12-01, 09:32
If anyone dies, I bet its either Dave England (hopefully), or Knoxville himself by trying to push for bigger and better stunts and then finally going too far and he seriously gets caught up in some fuck-up and he dies... see: rocket explosion in Jackass movie 2.
The rocket explosion was pretty fucked. There's a bonus clip though of the ending where the giant wall that falls actually hits Knoxville - the fucking wall weighed like 1,000 pounds or something of the sort - he's bloody lucky he didn't die then.

dfgremnantsunleashed
2008-12-02, 18:15
They should make Jackass 3.0 just for the fuck of it, btw i was expecting that this thread might review Jackass 3.0 little did i know it's still under production.

Thought Riot
2008-12-02, 23:51
I like the stupid stuff. Like the bungee jump, golf cart mayhem, etc.

It's stupid and it makes me laugh. No problem there.

Bckpckr
2008-12-03, 01:37
They should make Jackass 3.0 just for the fuck of it, btw i was expecting that this thread might review Jackass 3.0 little did i know it's still under production.
There's a page for it at IMDB but there is yet to be any official confirmation.

lostmyface
2008-12-04, 14:50
fuck jack ass. those guys are a bunch of fags. check out dirty sanchez. that shit is funny shit.

Aces High
2008-12-06, 22:23
fuck jack ass. those guys are a bunch of fags. check out dirty sanchez. that shit is funny shit.

Except for the fact that dirty sanchez is completely fucking unwatchable.

Bckpckr
2008-12-06, 22:26
fuck jack ass. those guys are a bunch of fags. check out dirty sanchez. that shit is funny shit.
I find it laughable that here in the U.S. 'Dirty Sanchez' was renamed to 'Team Sanchez' or something of the sort because "dirty sanchez" is a sexual euphemism concerning :)poop:).