Well, like a proper gun nut, I do have some ordnance on my desk like the cingular bars:
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q220/LavaRed/DSC01688.jpg

I just finished restoring this 75mm St.Chamond 1913 vintage HE shell to original colours:

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q220/LavaRed/DSC01689-1.jpg

And yes, curiously it still has the detonator attached. But its all been deactivated safely, for your pleasure.

That is pretty cool. Keep collecting!

Awesome!!

You have just inspired me to begin researching a new hobby.

lavared, how do you have so much cool shit. it just is not fair.

lavared, how do you have so much cool shit. it just is not fair.

Trust me, its compensated in other areas of my life.

Like your... PENIS?:p

Like your... PENIS?:p

Or perhaps his inability to drive around without bodyguards for fear of the ubiquitous threat of being kidnapped and murdered because drug lords run his country...

But no, it's probably his dong.

deactivated

:(:(:(

Actually reg pinned it. I can own anything I want but am condemned to living in a sucky country which I can't fix on my own, tho God knows very well I'd do it.

Deactivated: I know, its a bitch. But you really couldn't expect me to sleep soundly with this by my bed in fully operational state.
Disassembling it was a bitch and scary as it is, I definitely was not going to put it back together fully and have it go off inadvertedly thank you very much.

Oh, and on the matter of my dong, well, I'm average, 5.5" is nothing to be ashamed of, besides I'm quite thicker than average, enough to please all tastes and varieties, so no compensation is required there.

What's the one in the middle? It looks more like an explosive device than a shell. The one on the left looks like a scaled up .22lr.

Ahh, hector, don't take it so seriously;)

Nice stuff lava, a real gun nut would of left it live, wrapped it in foam and used it for a pillow tho ;) .

It would make a good paperweight.

or even an X-treme Shock dildo :D:eek:

Oh, and on the matter of my dong, well, I'm average, 5.5" is nothing to be ashamed of, besides I'm quite thicker than average, enough to please all tastes and varieties, so no compensation is required there.

Wow, there is a totse member that doesn't have an 8" dong? This is impossible, everyone knows all totse members have dongs of at least 8", lavared is obviously lying!

Wow, there is a totse member that doesn't have an 8" dong? This is impossible, everyone knows all totse members have dongs of at least 8", lavared is obviously lying!

Well my friend, then it would seem that I am a pigmy amongst giants would it not? :p

Wow, there is a totse member that doesn't have an 8" dong? This is impossible, everyone knows all totse members have dongs of at least 8", lavared is obviously lying!

It's proven they(we) all have dongs over 30cm.....

But on average it's closer to 3-4inch, so lava must be lying still :)

But on average it's closer to 3-4inch, so lava must be lying still :)

That's...

That's so sad.

Is that a global average? Must be on account of all those chinese guys...

6 in europe.:rolleyes:

Probably on account of y'all not being crippled. :rolleyes:

... what?

... what?

lulz nevermind weve already hijacked this thread too much.

Yeah.
But anyways Lava, could you show us some more.. Explosive shit?:D

Explosive shit?:D

Hmmm... that might take some time and imagination to produce... Or 12 cans of chilly beans and 2 hours of waiting :eek:.

On a serious note, remind me to show you guys some frags when I get back to Guat.

And for the next question, I'm currently travelling abroad. Semestral vacation and all.

Thats why you don't answer on msn! i get it, good luck bro

When you get back i have some pics to send you too, you'll either laugh or cry :D .