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Bckpckr
2008-11-27, 12:50
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Let me preface this by saying I run a fairly up-to-date computing platform with a respectable amount of processing speed, RAM, and high-speed internet connection.

However, I am sick of visiting shit-for-design web pages that take five fucking minutes to load, because you're too stupid of a web designer to realize that posting an egregious amount of stupid shit doesn't make your page any cooler or more worthwhile.

A dozen YouTube videos? No. How many does YouTube have per page? That's right, one.

Ever hear of thumbnail sized images? It's amazing shit, you actually use a miniaturized version of your chosen image so that visitors to your webpage don't have to load megabyte after fucking megabyte of pointless pictures you took on your digital camera because it's cheaper than developing film.

Guess what assholes? No-one gives a shit that you and your friends went to the coffee shop at three o'clock in the morning, and nobody gives a damn that you ordered a 'decaf venti non-fat sugar free cinnamon dolce misto' or a 'hot tall skinny upside down with whip caramel macchiato.'

Finally, bgcolor=#FF3300 + text=#CCFF00 just looks like shit. Don't do it.

FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO MAKE SHITTY PAGES.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Vector
2008-11-27, 17:49
<center> LUL </center>
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-27, 17:57
I find that only people with a myspace page fall into this category.
My Name is The Lord
2008-11-27, 19:31
If you do not like it, do not go there. You clearly think that anyone who doesn't have aesthetic taste similar to yours is an ingrate, so why would you visit their website? This kind of bitching and complaining is what is wrong with society. If you do not like something, do not expose yourself to it. I know this may seem funny going out to someone who lives on unemployment, but responsibility starts with you.
grusomhat
2008-11-27, 20:10
<marquee><blink>Shut Up</blink></marquee>
ªÞe×
2008-11-28, 00:46
<html>I find that only people with a myspace page fall into this category.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13690493
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delerium tremens
2008-11-29, 22:38
Yeah you know what I hate, the flash pages with the shitty 10 minute intros. Dear god they drive me fucking crazy. And theres rarely any decent content on those sites, it's like someone thought "hey theres fuck all on my page, maybe if I throw in a load of macromedia crap someone will think its cool".


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