(since there's no thanksgiving thread in here yet, i'll do the honors.)


Without the veil of faggotry and bullshit, it's basically a celebration of us fucking over the Engines(who most of them are living in poverty, have the highest suicide rate in the country, and their women aren't very attractive either), and raising masses of living creatures in fences, grabbing them by their throats and cutting their heads off, ripping out their feathers, and shoving chicken flavored bread up their ass holes. Then the people of the most obese country in the world, stuff their fat fucking asses with lard gravy and turkey shit and make themselves even more fat.
Then all of the stupid ass sheep wake up the next day, plop their blubber bags over the toilet seat, expel their well digested turkey diarrhea, then decide that black friday would be the best time to shop, because rush hour traffic, crowded stores, and trying to get sold-out items is really fun!

It disappoints me that so many people love Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is another one of those holidays that has no meaning. In fact, is there a single holiday in this country (USA) that really matters? Christmas, Easter, Halloween, the Fourth of July and Thanksgiving are simply a monetary opportunity for big businesses and the farming industry. No one really gets together and gives thanks for nothing, cares about some stupid religious figures, or the history of the USA. It's all just an excuse to pig out and blow shit up. The USA is the single most commercialized institution to have ever existed. There is no culture here but the market. And every other holiday is meaningless, no one even mentions them.

The food sucks. Nothing could suck more than stuffed turkey or goose. It's always room temperature or colder. Sweet potatoes? Mashed potatoes? Casserole? Macaroni and Cheese? Dressing? How do people eat that shit? It's fucking slop. They serve the exact same shit at homeless shelters and highschool lunch halls. Americans have no culture, everything they make on Thanksgiving comes out of a can or stamped with a nutritional data chart. Nothing is grown off of the land or locally produced, as in countries that actually have "real" culture.

All people do is sit there and watch football (SO FUN!!!) or the faggot ass parades, or gossip, or breathe on eachother. How do these people really convince themselves that they are being thankful to "the Lord" while being nothing more than a bunch of glutenous asshats? Also, why do I see all of these self-proclaimed "Atheists" excited about Thanksgiving on &t?

tldr, thanksgiving sucks balls.

Taken from general mayhem.

The real story of Thanksgiving began in 1614 when a band of English explorers sailed home to England with a ship full of Patuxet Indians bound for slavery. They left a gift called smallpox for the remaining Indians. That virtually wiped out those who had escaped the explorers. When the Pilgrims arrived in Massachusetts Bay they found only one living Patuxet Indian. The Indians name was Squanto. He not only survived slavery in England but he also knew their language. Squanto taught the pilgrims to grow corn and to fish. Squanto negotiated a peace treaty between the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag Nation. At the end of their first year, the Pilgrims held a great feast honoring Squanto and the Wampanoags.

Sadly the word spread in England about the land found in the new world. It seems that the Pilgrims were all talking of taking over the lands. Soon after the word of the new land spread the religious zealots called Puritans began arriving by boats to the (so called) new found lands. (These lands were not new to the Indians for it had been their home and land long before and evil Pilgrims set foot there.) Since there were no fences or security around the land they considered it to be in the public domain. With the help of other British settlers they captured strong young Native Americans for slaves and killed the rest. They then took over the land from the Indians that remained living. The Pequot Nation had not agreed to the peace treaty Squanto had negotiated and they fought back. The Pequot War was one of the bloodiest Indian wars ever fought. The Pilgrims killed all Indian Tribes & took over the lands in a brutal way.

In 1637 about 700 men, women and children of the Pequot Tribe had gathered for their annual Green Corn Festival. That is what they call our Thanksgiving celebration. In the early morning hours the sleeping Indians were surrounded by English and Dutch mercenaries. It is said they then ordered them to come outside. Those who came out were shot or clubbed to death. The terrified women and children who huddled inside and some were burned alive. The next day the governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared "A Day Of Thanksgiving" because 700 unarmed men, women and children had been murdered. Sadly that is the story of Thanksgiving that has been documented in many places and it is the facts that they try to hide from most Americans.

I agree entirely. I made a thread in SG as well but I'm sure Meta will move it here.

The real story of Thanksgiving began in 1614 when a band of English explorers sailed home to England with a ship full of Patuxet Indians bound for slavery. They left a gift called smallpox for the remaining Indians. That virtually wiped out those who had escaped the explorers. When the Pilgrims arrived in Massachusetts Bay they found only one living Patuxet Indian. The Indians name was Squanto. He not only survived slavery in England but he also knew their language. Squanto taught the pilgrims to grow corn and to fish. Squanto negotiated a peace treaty between the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag Nation. At the end of their first year, the Pilgrims held a great feast honoring Squanto and the Wampanoags.

Sadly the word spread in England about the land found in the new world. It seems that the Pilgrims were all talking of taking over the lands. Soon after the word of the new land spread the religious zealots called Puritans began arriving by boats to the (so called) new found lands. (These lands were not new to the Indians for it had been their home and land long before and evil Pilgrims set foot there.) Since there were no fences or security around the land they considered it to be in the public domain. With the help of other British settlers they captured strong young Native Americans for slaves and killed the rest. They then took over the land from the Indians that remained living. The Pequot Nation had not agreed to the peace treaty Squanto had negotiated and they fought back. The Pequot War was one of the bloodiest Indian wars ever fought. The Pilgrims killed all Indian Tribes & took over the lands in a brutal way.

In 1637 about 700 men, women and children of the Pequot Tribe had gathered for their annual Green Corn Festival. That is what they call our Thanksgiving celebration. In the early morning hours the sleeping Indians were surrounded by English and Dutch mercenaries. It is said they then ordered them to come outside. Those who came out were shot or clubbed to death. The terrified women and children who huddled inside and some were burned alive. The next day the governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared "A Day Of Thanksgiving" because 700 unarmed men, women and children had been murdered. Sadly that is the story of Thanksgiving that has been documented in many places and it is the facts that they try to hide from most Americans.

700 dead reds? Somebody pass the slop! GO PACKERS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYY THIS IS SO FUN!

I totally agree with you but for diffrent reasons. Where I was born and lived for the first 8 years of my life I don't remember celebrating thanksgiving.

700 dead reds? Somebody pass the slop! GO PACKERS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYY THIS IS SO FUN!

That's what she said.

Yeah I didn't go to the dinner thing. Buncha gay cerimonial bullshit.

So, you see, US Thanksgiving is nothing but a big lie to comfort a pack of greedy, murdering lunatics. There.. I've said it. Now... back to my maple syrup and poutine... gotta get these snowshoes tightened up real soon, too. Got a good price on back-bacon goin' here.

I sure could tear up a turkey sandwich right now...

you all are a bunch of stupid motherfuckers not worthy of a thansgiving dinner

im opening up a restaurant called "Thanksgiving".

I ate prime rib and t-bone steak on Thanksgiving because I'm cool like that. Turkey sucks, unless it's mashed together in some club sandwich with some ham and bacon to save it's sorry, dry, gamy ass.