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My Name is The Lord
2008-11-28, 22:17
I'm really tired of your typical feminized Westerner telling me may or may not be a fire hazard. I like to take a desk lamp and lay it under my bed on it's side, so that the light radiates out from under my bed in the night (a dimming effect) when I am working on things. I find that the typical ceiling fan lighting fixture that is unfortunately so prevalent in today's weak society creates the least desirable lighting effect possible, and it does not compliment a damn thing. The best lighting is achieved from the floor or the walls.

People always tell me what a fire hazard this is, and when I confront them with logic they shun me as if I am foreigner, incapable of understanding their ways. When the lamp is on it's side, the muzzle of it (which folds out) prevents the bulb from touching the ground. It's no different from being fixated ANYWHERE else, NOTHING flammable is touching the bulb at any time.

Even if something were touching the bulb, such as a string or a cloth; there is no way the surface of the bulb could ever get hot enough to immolate it. Even if it did cause a piece cloth to catch fire, there's nothing that could happen from that; I use to set sheets of paper on fire with rubbing alcohol when I was a child and lay them on the carpet. Nothing EVER happened besides a little soot collecting on the ceiling.

One would have to douse the entire house in gasoline to create a fire hazard. People always get offended when I make these points, because everyone knows some methhead white trash piece of shit that told them they supposedly had their house burned down by a cigarette or a lamp. You know they torched that shit for insurance money.

The scientific community could come out with a thousand studies and that would not be enough to convince them. Even Mythbusters could devote an entire season to fire hazards, going on to sell it as a box set months later; and these cretins would not accept it. I think that deep down inside they want to do what I do, but their parents beat them with an extension cord to the point where they actually became an extension of their will, their parent's flawed intellect generated by myths of the past, unwilling to give the future a try.

tldr; humans are scum

-SpectraL
2008-11-28, 23:18
One would have to douse the entire house in gasoline to create a fire hazard. Your entire bitch went directly down the drain with this Darwinian-award-winning and completely retarded comment. Ya, you're an alien alright - an alien to common sense.

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-28, 23:28
I think you mean "Darwin-award", and, I make no effort to hide the fact that I am an alien to common sense. I already made it clear in my post that common sense is a myth; as common man knows nothing, they are simpletons. More often than not "common sense" is synonymous with urban legend, I prefer innovative logic and reasoning. If you would like to explain why you find my opinions unacceptable, feel free to express your feeble ass mind. I would be more than happy to enlighten you.

-SpectraL
2008-11-28, 23:35
I think you mean "Darwin-award", and, I make no effort to hide the fact that I am an alien to common sense. I already made it clear in my post that common sense is a myth; as common man knows nothing, they are simpletons. More often than not "common sense" is synonymous with urban legend, I prefer innovative logic and reasoning. If you would like to explain why you find my opinions unacceptable, feel free to express your feeble ass mind. I would be more than happy to enlighten you.No, no. I mean you're fucking idiot if you think pouring gasoline all over your property is the only way to create a fire hazard. I thought I'd made that pretty clear in my last post here, but I suppose your brain is too stunted to process the information properly. Suffice it to say, I hope you burn your asshole down, and that you don't kill any unwilling persons during the necessary procedure.

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-28, 23:43
Okay ringo, you win, dousing one's house in gasoline is not the only way to create a fire hazard. You could also manufacture meth in the pantry, light your crack pipe while giving your carved wooden Jesus statue a nice lacquering in the living room, or fall asleep with a bottle of everclear and a cigar in your mouth. Are you happy?

-SpectraL
2008-11-28, 23:51
Okay ringo, you win, dousing one's house in gasoline is not the only way to create a fire hazard. You could also manufacture meth in the pantry, light your crack pipe while giving your carved wooden Jesus statue a nice lacquering in the living room, or fall asleep with a bottle of everclear and a cigar in your mouth. Are you happy?Yes. I am now happy. Thank you for appeasing my righteous rage and utter disgust in mankind in general. Honestly, I would not want you to have to burn yourself to cinders. Please take the advice of those around you, though, and realize that unexpected events can actually happen when it comes to operating any kind of electric devices... even a dildo; I've heard it happen...

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-28, 23:54
This frightens me, because I not only have a strong bonding with my assorted dildo collection but an obsession with the Sybian fuck machine, which I was planning on purchasing until I read your post.

-SpectraL
2008-11-28, 23:56
This frightens me, because I not only have a strong bonding with my assorted dildo collection but an obsession with the Sybian fuck machine, which I was planning on purchasing until I read your post.I sure hope you're a female. If you are, I recommend ribbed, five speed. If you're not... let's just say I have a ball-peen hammer with someone's nick all over it.. we won't name names or anything...

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-29, 00:15
I am a male to female post-op. Please don't hurt me. :)

johnplywd
2008-11-29, 02:12
I am a male to female post-op. Please don't hurt me. :)

you stupid ass

Johnathon_Doerty
2008-11-29, 02:24
I am a male to female post-op. Please don't hurt me. :)

You're too cool an acolyte for me to give a fuck.