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My Name is The Lord
2008-11-29, 08:56
maybe i will rent a jackhammer
and take these motherfuckers down in the middle of the night

i would rather have three hundred children get run the fuck over than ever run over a speed bump again. id be willing to kill most or all of them if asked. i live in a faggy, liberal area so of course they are every twenty feet in residential areas and even on the main roads.

XeNobiTe
2008-11-29, 16:28
Speed bumps are pretty damn annoying. They do make sense in some areas but fuck it when they damage my god damn car.

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-29, 17:57
Yeah that's right but my FUCKING GOD this website needs a quick reply option. Fuck it bring PM's too I'm so sick and god damned tired of having to navigate to a new god damned mother FUCKING page just to make a two sentence worthless reply like this one.

XeNobiTe
2008-11-29, 17:58
Yeah that's right but my FUCKING GOD this website needs a quick reply option. Fuck it bring PM's too I'm so sick and god damned tired of having to navigate to a new god damned mother FUCKING page just to make a two sentence worthless reply like this one.

Slow down, retard.

illism
2008-11-29, 19:39
maybe i will rent a jackhammer
and take these motherfuckers down in the middle of the night

i would rather have three hundred children get run the fuck over than ever run over a speed bump again. id be willing to kill most or all of them if asked. i live in a faggy, liberal area so of course they are every twenty feet in residential areas and even on the main roads.

yeah.

cocacola14
2008-11-29, 21:51
The bigger ones you don't have to slow down and are fun to go over, but I hate those smaller ones.

dfgremnantsunleashed
2008-11-29, 21:57
Atleast you ppl got speed breakers, at here we got fucking car breakers.
You literally have to try certain maneuvers just cross one speed bump.

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-29, 22:04
I highly doubt that there is anyone out there who supports the implementation of speed regulators on our roads. The only people that require them by law are politicians that don't even have to drive. Ralph Nader is a fucking faggot, fuck all these fucks that want to save children who the fuck cares, they're no more important than anyone else.

Fetus-Smasher
2008-11-29, 22:18
With driving my manuel trans, it makes the smaller speed bumps hell. Have to hold the clutch too much, I'd rather just roll over it but can't.

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-29, 22:25
Goddamnit that's IT why don't the fucking people rise up and vote/fuck these fuckups off the fucking street? EVERYONE wants them gone but when anyone suggests that someone try and get a politician that will have that shit removed, they always downplay it as unrealistic or impossible. I wish a nuclear holocaust would just occur within the coming days so that that "get shit done" spirit would revitalize itself within society's psyche and something adventurous could actually take place.