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My Name is The Lord
2008-11-30, 18:29
As you can see, this is somewhat tldr so go ahead and hit the backspace key if you do not want to read it.

I am afraid that the word "troll" and everyone who uses it to describe another person must be terminated. If you could somehow collect the data of the most popular pieces of information injected in to the internet, I am certain "troll" would be at the top of the list.

Why, O Lord; must they misuse and tatter this word? This word has got to be the most misused, abused rather, in the English language (www dialect).

Why? Let's get a few things straight.



Ninety-nine percent of those using the internet right now are shit for brains, hollowskull drooling-on-the-keyboard retards.

Because of this, no one is open to any new ideas.

Everyone is insecure about their intelligence and their reputation online.



Man has an instinct to survive, to dominate, to persevere. When you throw the above at him it is only a matter of what he will choose to defend himself with. "Troll" is to the internet what frivolous lawsuits are to the litigious society we live in; it simply a defense mechanism. The word "troll" is really grand for those who have a hard time understanding things on their own because it is an equalizer; if you do not understand something and you are too insecure to risk your reputation as a know-it-all by asking a question, you can just resort to troll and the uneducated victim of that foulcall will explain themselves.

People call "troll" when they aren't even being addressed.
People call "troll" when they find something they do not understand.
People call "troll" when their reputation online is at stake.
People call "troll" for pretty much any reason at all.

No one intelligent uses this word often. I have never seen it happen and I highly doubt it ever will.

I'm sure that this is not the first rant on the internet about this pandemic. It's a "minority meme" to complain about it, one of those things a few intelligent people create on the internet that stagnates for a while before maggots actually come to feed on it and it ends up going big. I'm certain one day most of the internet will have imitated this mindset but they will never duplicate it, a new word will be put in the place of troll and a new meme will arise that are absolutely deplorable. And that is the nature of man; all they do is imitate and reassure until they come to the conclusion that who they are and what they do is "theirs" or "legit". Totally insecure; a complete foulbeing.

And this was never a problem until 4chan went big. 4chan used to be cool; but now that everyone found out about it (and thus many people found out about troll, moved to &t, had a worthless friend that directed them to &t, etc) it is one of the most despicable websites on the internet. 4chan should be a revered example of what happens when populace whores itself out for volume over intensity. I hope registration is closed on &t soon.

ªÞe×
2008-11-30, 19:06
Quo vadis?
Then/than are probably the most abused words in the English language online version.
However, language is supposed to be flexible. Take the word "Egregious" for example; its original meaning was in line with eminent/distinguished from latin egregius, literally meaning "Rising above the flock". Today egregious means "Outstanding or extraordinary in a bad way". People change language to suit their situation, it is how our languages evolve.

Many people validly call troll when the thread is bait placed by energy vampires, these malfeasant souls feast on the writhing mass of confused civilians unable to physically communicate themselves with the potency their emotions deserve.
However you are quite correct in saying people abuse their positions (whether imagined or confirmed) in subjugating others to particular buzzwords of the day and ensuring their plateau of grandeur remains the feeding grounds of only such particular shit rats.

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-30, 19:21
Many people validly call troll

No they do not.

ªÞe×
2008-11-30, 19:41
Well, you seem to know more about this internet thing than I do so you're probably right. There aren't any trolls on the internet.

Waffle Stomper
2008-11-30, 21:17
I'm confused. Is this thread about penises?

Johnathon_Doerty
2008-11-30, 22:01
Stop feeding the troll.

My Name is The Lord
2008-11-30, 22:24
Stop feeding the troll.

seconded

Nitronick
2008-12-03, 13:38
As you can see, this is somewhat tldr so go ahead and hit the backspace key if you do not want to read it.

I am afraid that the word "troll" and everyone who uses it to describe another person must be terminated. If you could somehow collect the data of the most popular pieces of information injected in to the internet, I am certain "troll" would be at the top of the list.

Why, O Lord; must they misuse and tatter this word? This word has got to be the most misused, abused rather, in the English language (www dialect).

Why? Let's get a few things straight.



Ninety-nine percent of those using the internet right now are shit for brains, hollowskull drooling-on-the-keyboard retards.

Because of this, no one is open to any new ideas.

Everyone is insecure about their intelligence and their reputation online.



Man has an instinct to survive, to dominate, to persevere. When you throw the above at him it is only a matter of what he will choose to defend himself with. "Troll" is to the internet what frivolous lawsuits are to the litigious society we live in; it simply a defense mechanism. The word "troll" is really grand for those who have a hard time understanding things on their own because it is an equalizer; if you do not understand something and you are too insecure to risk your reputation as a know-it-all by asking a question, you can just resort to troll and the uneducated victim of that foulcall will explain themselves.

People call "troll" when they aren't even being addressed.
People call "troll" when they find something they do not understand.
People call "troll" when their reputation online is at stake.
People call "troll" for pretty much any reason at all.

No one intelligent uses this word often. I have never seen it happen and I highly doubt it ever will.

I'm sure that this is not the first rant on the internet about this pandemic. It's a "minority meme" to complain about it, one of those things a few intelligent people create on the internet that stagnates for a while before maggots actually come to feed on it and it ends up going big. I'm certain one day most of the internet will have imitated this mindset but they will never duplicate it, a new word will be put in the place of troll and a new meme will arise that are absolutely deplorable. And that is the nature of man; all they do is imitate and reassure until they come to the conclusion that who they are and what they do is "theirs" or "legit". Totally insecure; a complete foulbeing.

And this was never a problem until 4chan went big. 4chan used to be cool; but now that everyone found out about it (and thus many people found out about troll, moved to &t, had a worthless friend that directed them to &t, etc) it is one of the most despicable websites on the internet. 4chan should be a revered example of what happens when populace whores itself out for volume over intensity. I hope registration is closed on &t soon.

Troll

Angry Blue Bird of Death
2008-12-03, 14:07
I recently ranted about this, and yes it pisses me the fuck off :mad:

The Methematician
2008-12-03, 23:03
I think most of you didn't know about this, but the actual meaning of "troll" is "info-terrorism", ie; to terrorize with information....

so it can be applied to any information that disagrees with your set of information, be it information about global warming, Jesus, conspiracy theories and etc...etc.....and as most of you are aware, only pussies use it ...like that Son of the Bitch.

oh, btw, my location says it well....

lan_rogers_book
2008-12-06, 01:53
without reading any of this thread I have only one word to say:



troll.

None Other
2008-12-06, 05:56
I hate almost all internet lingo, up to and including "fail" "win" "epic fail" "epic win" and any kind of abriviation.

Pill Popper
2008-12-06, 11:15
I hate almost all internet lingo, up to and including "fail" "win" "epic fail" "epic win" and any kind of abriviation.

I fucking hate you and hope you die

None Other
2008-12-06, 11:25
Go fuck yourself with a rake

Pill Popper
2008-12-06, 11:34
Go fuck yourself with a rake

shove a broomstick up your gay ass and make it bleed while your at it

None Other
2008-12-06, 12:00
Such hostility... I will chalk it up to a tortured, sodomy themed childhood

I Fought The Law
2008-12-06, 16:13
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