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OpiateSeclorum868
2008-12-05, 10:08
Audiosurf.

katiesbeenrickrolled
2008-12-05, 10:15
this one level in donkey kong country.

albino 101
2008-12-05, 11:22
Use some tape and you can play Mario Kart one handed

Wineblood64
2008-12-05, 11:34
Mario Kart on N64, quite challenging that way.

DarkMage35
2008-12-05, 11:47
Ys. Duh.

Raul Endymion
2008-12-05, 12:11
DX Ball, Motherfuckers.

http://www.magicwandsoft.com/games/dxball/graphics/dxball1_large.gif

Dread_Lord
2008-12-05, 12:24
Pocket pool.

twotimintim
2008-12-05, 12:25
Pocket pool.

winner, he stole my best one:(

Infidel Castro
2008-12-05, 12:27
Tetris

kev19x
2008-12-05, 12:56
Gta:IRL

Mantikore
2008-12-05, 13:39
DX Ball, Motherfuckers.

http://www.magicwandsoft.com/games/dxball/graphics/dxball1_large.gif

i thought that was called 'breakout'

anyway, mine is virtual cop:)

crimsonsmoke
2008-12-05, 13:47
Wanking.


Can't believe I'm the first; shame on you Totse!

rabbhimself
2008-12-05, 13:48
Audiosurf.

This.

As with breakout.

BUZZ is fun with a group of people.

Ghost Squad on the Wii works well.

Masero
2008-12-05, 13:51
Pong. <3

kev19x
2008-12-05, 13:53
Wanking.


Can't believe I'm the first; shame on you Totse!

I'm sorry but 'Wanking' is not on the board.

albino 101
2008-12-05, 14:28
DX Ball, Motherfuckers.

http://www.magicwandsoft.com/games/dxball/graphics/dxball1_large.gif

Holy mother bitching
I remember this

xPSGx Advertisement
2008-12-05, 14:46
The soggy biscuit game...

XeNobiTe
2008-12-05, 17:09
Counter-strike.

Assmonkey
2008-12-05, 17:49
Civilization

Sponsored Link
2008-12-05, 20:37
Diablo I and II

ThetaReactor
2008-12-05, 21:22
Earthbound.

Wave Race 64.

Duck Hunt.

D350LAT0R
2008-12-05, 22:16
Pokemon :p

Raul Endymion
2008-12-05, 23:55
Holy mother bitching
I remember this

I downloaded it again the other day. Its only 15mb or something.

:D

XiPPiLLi
2008-12-06, 02:01
Black and White, Dungeon Keeper 2, Evil Genius, Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales.

:D

albino 101
2008-12-06, 03:11
I downloaded it again the other day. Its only 15mb or something.

:D

Done and done.
Care for a link good sir?

TheVizier
2008-12-06, 04:36
Black and White

:D

Man that game is awesome. Being a god and training an evil pet just owns.

Death Insurance
2008-12-06, 05:17
Chess.

ComradeAsh
2008-12-06, 05:47
Hide the salami.

Raul Endymion
2008-12-06, 09:43
Done and done.
Care for a link good sir?

http://www.magicwandsoft.com/games/dxball/

Hit-The-Bong
2008-12-06, 11:22
Earthbound was by far the best.

alexander224
2008-12-06, 16:51
guitar hero.

twotimintim
2008-12-06, 16:53
Wanking.


Can't believe I'm the first; shame on you Totse!

Pocket pool was mentioned twice on the first page...

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-12-06, 16:56
Pocket pool was mentioned twice on the first page...

He's british, someone should have said "Pocket Snooker" and maybe he would have caught on.

speters17
2008-12-06, 20:49
Wanking.


Can't believe I'm the first; shame on you Totse!

DAMN. i was reading through like fuck why has nobody sed this??

although to be honest i use 2.

Lt_Flippy
2008-12-06, 20:50
lol, someone is an amputee

speters17
2008-12-06, 20:50
haha just noticed im an acolyte :) im preparin myself for flamings, rapings etc.

albino 101
2008-12-07, 05:58
haha just noticed im an acolyte :) im preparin myself for flamings, rapings etc.

*Preps Flame rape stick*

twotimintim
2008-12-07, 13:50
DAMN. i was reading through like fuck why has nobody sed this??

although to be honest i use 2.

one hand for the magnifying glass one for the tweezers eh?

crimsonsmoke
2008-12-07, 15:01
He's british, someone should have said "Pocket Snooker" and maybe he would have caught on.

I've played pool more times than I've played snooker. In fact, because a snooker table is four times bigger than a pool table you very rarely see them in pubs. I spend infinitely more time in pubs than I do in snooker halls.

Pointless fact for the day.

And I'm out!

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-12-07, 15:13
Well now you have to explain to us how you weren't able to figure out what "Pocket Pool" meant then ;).

crimsonsmoke
2008-12-07, 17:14
Well now you have to explain to us how you weren't able to figure out what "Pocket Pool" meant then ;).

Did Ctrl+F, searched 'wanking', and it didn't yield any results.

God, I'm fucking bored...

alexander224
2008-12-07, 17:21
Masturbation. I can't believe I'm the first one say it!

IamCancer
2008-12-07, 19:17
Masturbation. I can't believe I'm the first one say it!

HOly shit i can't believe no said that before!!!

Aerogone
2008-12-08, 01:09
Diablo 1, Avernumz/Geneforge

good games :)

CrazyJoe
2008-12-08, 03:19
Earthbound gets my vote.

In similar news, Secret of Mana had a control setting for 'upside-down controller'.

SSFC
2008-12-08, 05:11
Earthbound was by far the best.

lol remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYsEzSaZkg&feature=related

Shrike
2008-12-08, 14:39
He's british, someone should have said "Pocket Snooker" and maybe he would have caught on.

Pool and snooker: not the same thing.

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-12-08, 14:44
Pool and snooker: not the same thing.

Never said they were.

crimsonsmoke
2008-12-08, 15:18
Pool and snooker: not the same thing.

We've been through this! Keep up!

psychosocial
2008-12-10, 01:55
my penis.

PaintItGreen
2008-12-10, 14:39
The Longest Journey - PC
Doom RPG - Mobile

Shrike
2008-12-10, 16:14
We've been through this! Keep up!

Yeah, not reading the whole thread ftl.

bulldogxx831
2008-12-13, 20:23
Jerking off. I can't believe I'm the first one to say this!

16bit
2008-12-13, 21:02
World of Warcraft.

harry_hardcore_hoedown
2008-12-14, 12:01
Jerking off. I can't believe I'm the first one to say this!

You weren't.

DarkMage35
2008-12-14, 23:53
Its amazing the number of suggestions here you cant actually play with one hand, at least not playing it how the games meant to be played.

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-12-15, 00:15
Its amazing the number of suggestions here you cant actually play with one hand, at least not playing it how the games meant to be played.

Indeed.

But that's Totse for ya.

XeNobiTe
2008-12-15, 10:06
Its amazing the number of suggestions here you cant actually play with one hand, at least not playing it how the games meant to be played.

I can play counter-strike with one hand, dipshit. If you meant to play the game with a dildo stuck up your ass, that's your problem. Don't try projecting your way of "mean to be played" on the rest of us.

OpiateSeclorum868
2008-12-27, 13:08
Reaxxion is now on my list.

Like DX Ball on steroids, it's a hell of a lot of fun, and available for 99 cents on Steam until January 2nd.

Green Tea is Good
2008-12-28, 00:49
I can play counter-strike with one hand, dipshit. If you meant to play the game with a dildo stuck up your ass, that's your problem. Don't try projecting your way of "mean to be played" on the rest of us.

maybe its the way it's meant to be played because the default fucking settings use WASD. You may have developed a secret way to use mouse only so your other hand is free to stimulate your boyfriend's prostate but not everyone is as fucking gay as you.

mind_is_lost
2008-12-28, 06:56
Pocket pool.

lol. I figured someone might make a reference like this when I saw the title of the thread.

Infidel Castro
2008-12-28, 09:25
I'm pretty sure you could play Fallout 2 with one hand.

Audiofile
2008-12-29, 03:28
Masturbating.

Green Tea is Good
2008-12-29, 04:01
slap the salami !!!!! ZOMG I CANT BELIVE NO ONE SED THAT B4 ME~!!!!!11111 lolOLOLO

Cegstar
2008-12-30, 23:58
slap the salami !!!!! ZOMG I CANT BELIVE NO ONE SED THAT B4 ME~!!!!!11111 lolOLOLO
Tom Clancy : EndWar.
Quite a few NES games for a challenge.

Edit : Duck Hunt!

face_smack360
2009-01-01, 01:55
Audiosurf, fucking mad game eh opiate?

Stendhal syndrome
2009-01-08, 22:20
Holy mother bitching
I remember this

In the In-School-Suspension room of my high school, the computer in there runs windows 95, and has this installed. ISS isn't much punishment anyway.

Stendhal syndrome
2009-01-08, 22:24
my penis.

STFU Slipknot listening acolyte cunt.

sdmf_from_hell
2009-01-11, 11:18
klondike, tetris, rattler race (anyone?), fapjack... heh.

jimna.blazed
2009-01-11, 12:59
maybe its the way it's meant to be played because the default fucking settings use WASD. You may have developed a secret way to use mouse only so your other hand is free to stimulate your boyfriend's prostate but not everyone is as fucking gay as you.

Owned!

I supose I could play Guitar hero world tour 1 handed (Mic!)

Numberjumbo
2009-01-12, 07:47
wii sport

Captain Douche
2009-01-13, 21:53
This thread was much better on the escapist a week ago.

Fallen Angust
2009-01-14, 02:14
All of them, there i said it.

OpiateSeclorum868
2009-01-14, 02:36
This thread was much better on the escapist a week ago.

This thread was started over a month ago here.

Cegstar
2009-01-14, 02:39
Final Fantasy 7.

If I recall correctly, you use just the number pad when playing the PC version.

smokemon
2009-01-16, 01:19
Get one of those flightsim joysticks and you could probably play tons of PC games one-handed.

Shit's got like... 80 buttons.