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madmentos
2008-12-07, 03:00
ok, i am holding a competition,(no prize, im poor!)

In totse for you to pimp my site, (front page only)

It is a general store website, and must include a massive

ENTER Button in the middle.


Must be written in HTML, with images on external hosting sites,(piggy backing:)

No hidden scripts, as i will see it.


The design, must be for a General store, for a generic country.(no western/eastern specific imaging)

in the words of APU:

Thank you!, come again!
Jaguarstrike
2008-12-07, 05:31
If youre running a online retail site you generally shouldnt have a splash page.
madmentos
2008-12-07, 06:10
If youre running a online retail site you generally shouldnt have a splash page.

yeah i know, but im lazy, and cant be bothered to do it properly atm.
Hung Like Christ
2008-12-07, 20:01
what're ya selling?
Temko
2008-12-07, 21:42
so let me get this right..


you want US to make YOU a FREE front-page for your web-store? and you want to do it by hotlinking images you host on other sites... and want it in HTML only?

...html only? ffs - 1990 called, giev back their code.

and...no.
Hit-The-Bong
2008-12-07, 21:43
what're ya selling?

General stuff would be my guess...
madmentos
2008-12-10, 20:37
so let me get this right..


you want US to make YOU a FREE front-page for your web-store? and you want to do it by hotlinking images you host on other sites... and want it in HTML only?

...html only? ffs - 1990 called, giev back their code.

and...no.

ONLY GOT 300MB, saving it for the good stuff, inside.

HTML, is an awsome code, dam kids:p
madmentos
2008-12-10, 20:39
Might just use the Totse, background[repeated] and

A white, ENTER.
ThunderChicken
2008-12-10, 23:50
What happens when hotlinking to another hosting site that not upkept fails to load one day. Do yourself a favor. Learn to program in html and do it yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madmentos
2008-12-11, 18:42
What happens when hotlinking to another hosting site that not upkept fails to load one day. Do yourself a favor. Learn to program in html and do it yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothing..

It will will still have a hyperlink, in html in the middle. saying enter...it will just be surrounded by the totse background..

screw it, illl just steal the scource code for totse, and revervse engineer, for my site.
Jaguarstrike
2008-12-13, 03:54
When you walk into a store (click a link/type a URL) do you expect to see the stores products or another door saying "ENTER!" (splash page).

A landing page will cut your sales to a fraction of what they would be. Trust me, I work for a web company.
madmentos
2008-12-13, 21:49
When you walk into a store (click a link/type a URL) do you expect to see the stores products or another door saying "ENTER!" (splash page).

A landing page will cut your sales to a fraction of what they would be. Trust me, I work for a web company.

Yeah, i think you are right there bud.

change of tactice me thinks
TWINTURBOSkyline
2008-12-15, 06:31
Here.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" />
<title>Madmentos' Generic Fucking Shop</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
body,td,th {
font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
color: #FFFFFF;
}
body {
background-image: url(http://www.totse.com/bbs/back_main.jpg);
}
-->
</style></head>


<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:48px;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:blink;text-transform:uppercase;font-variant:small-caps;color:FF33FF;">Welcome to madmentos' Generic Retail Store Page.

Click the big ass fucking "Enter" button below to buy shit.</span>
</p><p style="font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:10px;">

<center><img src="http://cgtutorials.com/oneadmin/_files/linksdir/7374_How_to_make_a_Stylish_Enter_Button.jpg" alt="Enter" width="939" height="966" /></center>

</body>
</html>


You asked TOTSE for help, you got help from TOTSE.

Edit: Doing such a small amount of work, especially HTML, in Dreamweaver is fucking retarded.
madmentos
2008-12-15, 11:09
Here.



You asked TOTSE for help, you got help from TOTSE.

Lol, thats pretty funny.

I got what i asked for thank ye.