im just bored, and i really want to do this.

so i have a huge siberian husky stuffed animal i bought at a store.

i want to know what materials i would need to use to make a realistic feeling vagina on the stuffed animal.


any suggestions?

im just horny and lonely, and i really want to do this.

so i have a huge siberian husky stuffed animal i bought at a store.

i want to know what materials i would need to use to make a realistic feeling vagina on the stuffed animal.


any suggestions?
Edited for accuracy.

Lol ur silly

I don't know why I'm responding to this thread. Insomnia will do strange things to you.

You could probably tear open the back and just insert a condom and find a way to keep the condom in there properly.

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get a swimming device kids use on arms and maybe a plastic bag to catch..........................

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wow.

that is all i have to say lol

I vaguely recall someone in SG posting a picture of an Eeyore plush toy that they put a latex glove inside of. That was a long time ago, though.

I fucked a stuffed lion once, without any kind of plastic or anything, just made a hole and started humpin... well those little styrofoam beads inside the lion got stuck to the end of my pre-cum soaked dick and got stuck under the fore-skin and caused an infection. Major bummer.

I used a condom the second time and that was much better.

I don't know why I'm responding to this thread. Insomnia will do strange things to you.

You could probably tear open the back and just insert a condom and find a way to keep the condom in there properly.

You can't fuck a condom! That's absolutely absurd.

Just stick a condom where you want the puss.
Warm up the animal
Enjoy!

...Sick bastard...

Plushophiles!

Cut a hole in its butt, hollow it out of all its contents, fill it with petroleum jelly, microwave it, and go out it like 2 consenting yet sick adults.

Have fun, lemme know how it goes :D

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You can't fuck a condom! That's absolutely absurd.

Depends how big your cock is I suppose.

I say build a fifi, cut stuffed animal's stitching, insert, sew into place, possibly build a lube/lotion caddy onto the thing's back (ya know, make it look like it's supposed to be carrying much needed supplies...Which I suppose it is) and go to town like the sad little loser you are.

Have fun.

You will need steak or liver and a toilet roll. Once you have these items come back and I will tell you the rest.

try shoving a fleshlight sleeve in the hole and wala all done

Well first off make sure its ready, as you can see when not properly prepped the inanimate object can fight back (Ex. InBloom and his buddy Kenmore). After that you should be good to go.

errm, how about finding a real fucking animal and fucking the guts out of it, Fuck it until your dick is so small it falls out the hole. Thats my 2 cents. Enjoy whatever you do . You FUCKING MINDA!

well, make one similar to a fleshlight.

your particular orifice will need to be

1) smooth on the inside
2) kind of tight
3) easy to clean
4) removable (for ease of cleaning)
5) be able to be heated with warm water (optional, but recommended :cool:)

right heres what i would do

get a pvc pipe, with a bore diameter of around 50 to 60 mm. be sure one side is threaded and get a twist cap for it.
the inner lining of the device will be the inside of a rubber glove (those really nice, smooth ones, not the powdery ones). roll it into the desired diameter to fit yourself the best.
get about 20 or so of those thick red rubber bands.
drill holes along the sides of the tube so that you may weave the rubber bands in one hole and weave it out the next.
insert rubber glove tube inside the rubber bands and down the tube.
use glue to glue the everything together.
put sponge soaked in warm water around the rubber bands
insert device into said animal
fap away

Found this.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/balloon-sex-bundle.html

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Spatula...

Amazing. Hahahhaha.

You monster look what you've done.


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this site is fucking hilarious :D
When we found Yookie in January of 2001, he had three - three - rectal modifications and a surgically implanted motor to make him "rumble." Some weren't sure we could save him but he became a very personal mission to us. It took months but we managed to find a donor - another koala plush of the same batch who didn't make it - to replace all his fur beneath his waist. He's since been relocated with a foster family that cares for him deeply.

well, make one similar to a fleshlight.

your particular orifice will need to be

1) smooth on the inside
2) kind of tight
3) easy to clean
4) removable (for ease of cleaning)
5) be able to be heated with warm water (optional, but recommended :cool:)

right heres what i would do

get a pvc pipe, with a bore diameter of around 50 to 60 mm. be sure one side is threaded and get a twist cap for it.
the inner lining of the device will be the inside of a rubber glove (those really nice, smooth ones, not the powdery ones). roll it into the desired diameter to fit yourself the best.
get about 20 or so of those thick red rubber bands.
drill holes along the sides of the tube so that you may weave the rubber bands in one hole and weave it out the next.
insert rubber glove tube inside the rubber bands and down the tube.
use glue to glue the everything together.
put sponge soaked in warm water around the rubber bands
insert device into said animal
fap away

hmmm, you seem to know your stuff when it comes to fucking stuffed animals..

Pillows + plastic bag with Vaseline = intense orgasm. Get to it, don't waste your time with a stuffed animal...

http://kr.truveo.com/Raping-Snuggles-the-Bear-by-BettyBlue/id/163286652

lol remember that.

hmmm, you seem to know your stuff when it comes to fucking stuffed animals..
lulz what are you trying to imply

I don't know why I'm responding to this thread. Insomnia will do strange things to you.

You could probably tear open the back and just insert a condom and find a way to keep the condom in there properly.

^ This person has obviously never actually had sex before.

My recommendation? Buy a real dog.

Just wait for that day 20 years from now when you'll think to yourself, "Wow, 20 years ago, I publicly announced on the internet that I wanted to fuck a huge stuffed Siberian husky. What the fuck was wrong with me..."

This thread is so fucked up.
Lmao!

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why the fuck isnt this thread dead yet

is this what you plushophiles do?

http://n3t.net/humor/plushophile.jpg

:eek:

Just wait for that day 20 years from now when you'll think to yourself, "Wow, 20 years ago, I publicly announced on the internet that I wanted to fuck a huge stuffed Siberian husky. What the fuck IS wrong with me..."

fixed

Cut a hole in it's ass and insert one of these (http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/flooky/diy-guide-to-gamer-guys-sex-toys--42034.phtml)