View Full Version : Teacher Makes Students Write Awesome List
persiaprince
2008-12-11, 07:25
http://blogofhilarity.com/2008/05/16/teacher_makes_students_do_awesome_list
I think it's a good idea. I hate how in our society we never tell it like how it is, and always try to spare everybody's feelings. Though I think this would have been much more effective in high school. Give the kids a perspective on how they act and what people think of them as.
The Return
2008-12-11, 12:58
Lyons said his daughter was listed as the fifth most likely to become pregnant in high school.
“That’s when they began to make fun of each other,” he said. “This is just ignorant. It shows that not only is there a need to educate our students, but we need to better educate our teachers.”
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess they had to pick someone to place fifth if they had to go through with it, but it just so happens that her sixth-grade daughter was it. There has to be a reason for that. Dumb bitch is inferior, never should have been allowed to have that whore of a daughter.
This is awesome and a good thing because it teaches people to abandon their narcissistic little dreams that they are special and precious and worth respecting. If everyone started telling it like it is, people wouldn't get offended as they would not need self-esteem, no one would care about what anyone thinks. But with this politeness bullshit, everyone gets this idea that they are special and they get so offended at something as insignificant as a human's opinion. Honestly I would have just written the teachers name in for most slutty for shits and giggles.
i poop in your cereal
2008-12-17, 15:10
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess they had to pick someone to place fifth if they had to go through with it, but it just so happens that her sixth-grade daughter was it. There has to be a reason for that. Dumb bitch is inferior, never should have been allowed to have that whore of a daughter.
This is awesome and a good thing because it teaches people to abandon their narcissistic little dreams that they are special and precious and worth respecting. If everyone started telling it like it is, people wouldn't get offended as they would not need self-esteem, no one would care about what anyone thinks. But with this politeness bullshit, everyone gets this idea that they are special and they get so offended at something as insignificant as a human's opinion. Honestly I would have just written the teachers name in for most slutty for shits and giggles.
These are 6th graders you fucking moron.
dagnabitt
2008-12-17, 21:56
School forum.
Edit: Sorry for moving this here. Bit of a gut reaction. Might have been better in IFIOTW
Steal_Everything8
2008-12-18, 01:42
Might have been better in IFIOTW
This.
Also, this is funny, yet stupid of the teacher. The teacher is my hero, but has pretty much lost all possibility of advancement in the education industry.
beergoggles
2008-12-23, 14:55
I wonder what reason the teacher had for making this assignment?
Pringles
2008-12-28, 00:55
I wish one of my teacher's made us make a list like that. :) Poor little niggers
this is someone who shouldn't be teachers. firstly, that is not how stats work, you can't apply population statistics to a very small non-random group.
these are labels the kids are going to have to work hard to get over. having a some kid saying your going to get pregnant or ruin your life isn't anything nearly the effect when a teacher takes a vote and tallies it up.
there are far too many bad teachers out there. they need to increase pay and fire the shit ones.
This is great. I'm glad the students were encouraged to tell the truth instead of worrying about feelings.
I like how people keep talking about how this is "telling the truth" or "telling it like it is" when it's fucking blatantly anything but. That's sixth-graders, ffs, in a science class. Were they using any kind of statistics? Not likely, and it sounds like nothing more than the usually "heheheh ur a whore" bullshit grade-school kids do. Except that it's being backed by a teacher. Pathetic.
mashlehash
2008-12-29, 20:00
I like how people keep talking about how this is "telling the truth" or "telling it like it is" when it's fucking blatantly anything but. That's sixth-graders, ffs, in a science class. Were they using any kind of statistics? Not likely, and it sounds like nothing more than the usually "heheheh ur a whore" bullshit grade-school kids do. Except that it's being backed by a teacher. Pathetic.
Truth.
Flawless Logic
2008-12-29, 21:17
fuck political correctness.
Is it just me or is everyone here some way or another a libertarian?
Prometheum
2008-12-30, 01:13
It’s like that time I was bobbing for apples at a Boy Scout retreat and the prize was a blindfold and some sort of meat flavored lollipop. It’s like my mouth was already all sore from bobbing for apples, but then to force my face onto some prize I didn’t really want, I dunno. And there wasn’t even like a Tootsie Roll in the middle. It didn’t even melt away! It just like shot some sort of gooey bleach down my trachea. Waiiiiiiiiiiit…oh…oh nooo. I’m guessing they weren’t really taking my temperature either. Sigh. At least I got to wear short shorts.
And suddenly it becomes clear that the author is just an attention whore and should be disregarded.
I wonder what reason the teacher had for making this assignment?
hatred for arrogant little snot nosed punks and their "know it all attitude" when in reality most of that shit happens to them.
most likely to drop out
most likely to become hooked on crack/smack
most likely to get preggo
most likely to knock a bunch of girls up
etc
ComradeAsh
2009-01-15, 08:05
What kind of a name is Roshonda?