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949884573
2008-12-14, 19:09
They're such useful machines. Useful for learning and entertainment, but they're extremely annoying at this point in history, because at this point they're still at the faggot stage where the code is too sloppy, the hardware is too sloppy, so that it makes it extremely fucking annoyingly faggy just using them. The annoying errors, most likely designed to be as annoying as possible, and the fagware, I can't forget the fagware. Don't be concerned with the proper names such as "spyware" and "adware", because it's all written by some fucking faggot that can't make a living any other way except hiding behind a computer writing faggot code. It's all written by nerdy pathetic faggots. These cock suckers may make a lot of money, but they'll always be pathetic faggots that should have their balls stuffed up their ass with a cactus while they bleed to death after being raped by the cactus and large hairy black men.

99% of people on the internet are fucking faggots that are really just there for porn and shit talking. And what the fuck is with computer cases? Why is it so fucking hard to work inside them? Why is it hard to put them back together? Why do they have to be such retarded faggots when they design it? All of these things could be done in a much better way. HARDWARE COMPATIBILITY, another thing that makes computers extremely fucking faggy. Any kind of compatibility. Fucking computers, with the way they're designed, it's such a fucking pain in the ass. Why can't all the shit just work together? Everyone has to have their own faggy uniqueness.

Goddamnit. And linux, fucking faggy linux. Pathetic attempt. Every attempt to make it more mainstream or user friendly was a fucking failure. The hardware compatibility even with distros that are supposed to be good with that, are fucking failures. I have never met a linux user that wasn't a cocky faggot. Some day I won't need computers anymore, and I'll have a giant fucking hammer to smash all the computers I own. Smash them to death. Smash them to fucking death. GODDAMNIT, I want to beat them so hard and violently.

I just feel like crying now.


No offense to any real homos btw.

The Great Flood of 2008
2008-12-14, 19:11
shut up. whiteboy

edit: tl/dr

949884573
2008-12-14, 21:14
shut up. whiteboy

edit: tl/dr

You're most likely a wigger boy, but in the case that you're a shitskin boy, I'd have to say that the only reason you're being hostile is because you're descended from inferior african tribes that were defeated easily and sold to the whites by the dominant african tribes. This means your genes are inferior and probably the only way you'll be able to make money is by resorting to crime like selling drugs. So I can't blame you for feeling you have to lash out because you obviously have a chip on your shoulder.

In case you're anything else, excluding asians, your genes are obviously still inferior.

PirateJoe
2008-12-14, 21:42
ITT: retard cant learn compooters gud.

WritingANovel
2008-12-14, 21:56
first of all, lol@op's rage

second of all, I have NEVER seen the word "faggot", and/or the various variations of it, repeated so many times in a post. Bravo, op.

angryonion
2008-12-14, 22:11
I can totally relate to what the op is saying.
Last year I put together a fucking awesome gaming computer now its total shit:mad:.
First the mother board went then the optical drive now the fucking 550.00 dollar video card it on the fucking frits.
so I said fuck it and got an x-box 360 last week.But can I use my fucking head phones with it? NOOOO! you gotta buy one that will only work with an x-box:mad:

XeNobiTe
2008-12-15, 11:04
That's why I use Macs. :)

k4aic
2008-12-15, 13:06
computers have a mind of their own...that is for sure. They do what they want when they want..yea it can get me pissed off..sometimes enough to want to throw the thing out the window!

johnplywd
2008-12-16, 19:15
what the hell is wrong with watching porn on my cumputer

The Return
2008-12-16, 19:45
Here's a suggestion you unorganized fucks, when you get a new computer break it in and have it clean. If it's used or yours is fucked up, save everything you need in an orderly fashion on to a flash drive. Then wipe the slate clean, restart and never use your computer like a fuckhead anymore. Good programs to avoid are firefox and opera, which usually take up anywhere from 40-100k memory just sitting there. Switch to chameleon for a desirable web browser. Problem solved.

PirateJoe
2008-12-16, 23:51
Here's a suggestion you unorganized fucks, when you get a new computer break it in and have it clean. If it's used or yours is fucked up, save everything you need in an orderly fashion on to a flash drive. Then wipe the slate clean, restart and never use your computer like a fuckhead anymore. Good programs to avoid are firefox and opera, which usually take up anywhere from 40-100k memory just sitting there. Switch to chameleon for a desirable web browser. Problem solved.

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