goddamnit, I'm kickin' it in my room and all of a sudden I start hearing this noise in the wall and it was a fucking rat :mad: so I startd pounging thw walls with a grenade to scare it off, that shit pisses me off, just one more reason to hate this fucking ghetto ass house! and it sounds like a fucking quake when I flush the crapper (pipes shaking)

goddamnit, I'm kickin' it in my room and all of a sudden I start hearing this noise in the wall and it was a fucking rat :mad: so I startd pounging thw walls with a grenade to scare it off, that shit pisses me off, just one more reason to hate this fucking ghetto ass house! and it sounds like a fucking quake when I flush the crapper (pipes shaking)

Shut the fuck up.

^^blow me this is bitch&moan and I need to bitch and moan!

only nasty people get rats.

^^blow me this is bitch&moan and I need to bitch and moan!

I belive your kind (dirty duche who lives with rats) should STFU.


Or kill yourself, please.

I belive your kind (dirty duche who lives with rats) should STFU.


Or kill yourself, please.This and go eat some rats. Or get some dead rats and put them around you room.

pellet gun?

i have worms............. :(

You should try to communicate with them, they know much more than you might imagine.

so I started pounding the walls with a grenade to scare it off

Why a grenade? Did you think that would scare them even more?

"Hey whiskey, quiet.... I think he's using a grenade to bang on the wall!"
"Fuck'n ruuuuuuun!"

This thread is cute. I like it.

Cut a small hole in the wall, and then drop some poisoned wiener chunks in there. Arsenic or strychnine should do the trick quite nicely. They'll have their little legs sticking up in the air with bloated bellies in no time.

This thread is cute. I like it.

Cut a small hole in the wall, and then drop some poisoned wiener chunks in there. Arsenic or strychnine should do the trick quite nicely. They'll have their little legs sticking up in the air with bloated bellies in no time.
Or he could just spend the $3 it takes to buy D Con which I believe also dries the fuckers out after killing them and prevents 'em from smelling.

Or he could just spend the $3 it takes to buy D Con which I believe also dries the fuckers out after killing them and prevents 'em from smelling.Could just save the three bucks and let them dry out naturally for 4-6 weeks. Either way.

Shhhh! it's the police, them rats are listening. Shhh! I ain't no rat. But you didn't here this from me. Shhhhhhhh!

This thread is cute. I like it.

Cut a small hole in the wall, and then drop some poisoned wiener chunks in there. Arsenic or strychnine should do the trick quite nicely. They'll have their little legs sticking up in the air with bloated bellies in no time.

enjooy your stinky rotting rat flesh smell :D

enjooy your stinky rotting rat flesh smell :DAbout five squirts of this stuff, and it'll smell just like a baby's nursery in there. Only takes about a month for rats to completely dry out anywho. Soon, you're left with only a tiny skeleton.

http://www.acetradingpost.com/images/cleaners/fabreeze.jpg

About five squirts of this stuff, and it'll smell just like a baby's nursery in there. Only takes about a month for rats to completely dry out anywho. Soon, you're left with only a tiny skeleton.

http://www.acetradingpost.com/images/cleaners/fabreeze.jpg

Lol... that reminds me of the two and a half dead pigeons (plus a bonus live one) I pulled out of the chimney once.

Lol... that reminds me of the two and a half dead pigeons (plus a bonus live one) I pulled out of the chimney once.I take it both the live and dead pigeon ate the half pigeon while trapped in the chimney... probably a brother or sister. Very sad. I would condemn the one that survived, if it was me.

oh, no, the two and a half dead ones had been up there for awhile... they were all black and crispy and shrivelled:D

oh, no, the two and a half dead ones had been up there for awhile... they were all black and crispy and shrivelled:DOh, stop it now. You're making me hungry.

Oh, stop it now. You're making me hungry.

And they had lots of weird black dusty stuff flaking off them.
I still think there might be the other half in the chimney, just in case you want a snack?

And they had lots of weird black dusty stuff flaking off them.
I still think there might be the other half in the chimney, just in case you want a snack?That's what we'll look like too when they dig us out in about 100 years just so they can lay newer paying customers in our place. Makes ya think...

My house isn't a pig-sty, I think the little fucker is trying to chew his way in for warmth, I have a pellet gun, will use it if it gets through. I'm not worried about killing it in the wall 'cause the wall will keep the smell out, just plaster the hole.

The grenade was a dummy and the closest heaviest thing to use at the time.

Edit: I like the poisined hotdog idea, might try that.

Have you looked for any (even very small) holes in your exterior, from the ground up to the eaves where they might gain entrance? That's what exterminators always check for.

I'm sure there is multiple places for a house of this age (1918), that's a good idea though, I will look when it gets light, maybe I could tape the vents and seal it in there and gas the little bastard.

Anyone know of a good gas? (besides chlorine or mustard)

I'm sure there is multiple places for a house of this age (1918), that's a good idea though, I will look when it gets light, maybe I could tape the vents and seal it in there and gas the little bastard.

Anyone know of a good gas? (besides chlorine or mustard)

Rats/mice can chew through wood, so I don't think tape is good enough. For instance: with skunks under a porch they use wire mesh with a one-way gate that lets them leave & not come back. Just the wire mesh might be enough, though without something (like poison,say Warfarin etc.) to kill them they might be annoying for a long time.

How much time are you ready to spend on getting rid of the rats, how much money, and how much are you willing to learn?

If the answer to those questions are closer to "none to little" than "what it takes", let me know and we'll take it from there, but dealing with a rat infestation can be a friggin' science.
If you're ready to put in the effort I'll give you a run down of your options, but please don't waste my time if you aren't going to put the info to use.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCK8EUb6cqM&feature=related

Word up. Little Halloween candies with razor blades embedded in them.

Consider yourself lucky that you don't have Franks.

http://www.holocaustresearchproject.org/nazioccupation/images/The%20frank%20family.jpg

Consider yourself lucky that you don't have Franks.

http://www.holocaustresearchproject.org/nazioccupation/images/The%20frank%20family.jpg

Hahaha

Zyklon B should get rid of 'em.