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WritingANovel
2008-12-17, 19:59
OMFG

As I type right now he's fucking slamming doors or whatever it is he's doing that's making a whole fuckload of noises!!!!

How can people be so rude/annoying/inconsiderate? I mean, you live in the same house as someone else, you should be very mindful of what you do, so that you do not disturb the other person/s. Not to mention this is an old house, and as such, sounds travel readily, sending, nay, packing motherfucking shockwaves to all the hapless innocent inhabitants, of which I am one. What's even more enraging is that I am right in the middle of getting lost in this newly acquired song that goes by the name of "Inertia Creeps" by Massive Attack, which if I may say, at the risk of sounding like I am their PR spokesperson, is 5568 kilobites of pure, solid, polygonic PENIS (once you get past the initial part that sounds like a snake charmer's lullaby and you go, "what the hell kind of shit is this shit?"), so go forth all you lil bitches and pirate this lil number, lest you should be condemned to the burning fires of Eternal Faggotdom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All kidding aside, I really believe that people should strive to have the most rudimentary of basic manners. When you are around people, do not make sudden loud noises, or any noise at all, if you can help it. Smile before you approach someone, and make contact whenever you are speaking to someone etc. It is NOT that hard.

I am very very very VERY unhappy with my housemate right now. I just want peace and quiet. I keep to myself and strive to make my presence as un-intrusive as possible (as in, wearing headset while listening to music, not moaning out loud despite how good "inertia creeps" is...etc). The least he could do is return the favour. But he is incapable of it, because he's a fucking carnie. Now I actually feel very bad about saying this because I sincerely do not believe in bigotry/prejudices (despite my constant usage of racial slurs on totse); however, I really really really think that my housemate is acting this way precisely because he's a fucking carnie, because carnies have no manners. I am serious too because carnies are of quite low social/economical standing and it's no wonder those who would end up being carnies are those who can't "hack it" in the "real" world, probably due to how annoying and lacking in social grace they are. Fucking carnies stop inhabiting the same planet as me please.

fuck

p.s. can someone please tell me the difference between "headset" and "headphones" please?

Johnathon_Doerty
2008-12-17, 20:02
tl;dr;dc.

WritingANovel
2008-12-17, 20:14
update:

i just went to the bathroom and guess what? it smelled like motherfucking cigarrettes!!! omg he smoked in the house (he's supposed to smoke outside) FOR FUCK"S SAKE he's not supposed to do that!! omggggggggggggggggggggg I am so mad right now!

I am gonna have to have a word with my landlady. Like, seriously. This is unacceptable.

MandatorySuicide
2008-12-17, 21:00
p.s. can someone please tell me the difference between "headset" and "headphones" please?
Headset. (http://www.provu.co.uk/imgs/snom_headset_monaural_new.jpg)

Headphones. (http://www.gizmowatch.com/images/headphones_hs-61.jpg)

johnplywd
2008-12-17, 21:42
give him some pussy and turn him into your pussy whipped BF. Then he will do whatever you say at least for awhile

WritingANovel
2008-12-17, 22:06
Headset. (http://www.provu.co.uk/imgs/snom_headset_monaural_new.jpg)

Headphones. (http://www.gizmowatch.com/images/headphones_hs-61.jpg)

I honestly can't tell the difference...

mastergamerx
2008-12-18, 02:12
fucking trolls need to gtfo if this isnt a troll he needs to go out and kick this fagtry in the ass stop being a bitch and pimp slap his ass and let em kno wtf is gonig down

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 03:26
evict him

whocares123
2008-12-18, 03:48
notice the headset has a microphone to speak into, as if you were using it to talk on the phone.

headphones are for listening to music.

killallthewhiteman
2008-12-18, 13:40
Just what is it that you want to do?

We wanna be free

We wanna be free to do what we wanna do

And we wanna get loaded

And we wanna have a good time

That's what we're gonna do

No way baby let's go

We're gonna have a good time

We're gonna have a party

LuKaZz420
2008-12-18, 14:16
Big deal he smoked in the house, just tell him right at his face if you don't like how he behaves.