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Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 03:21
They are the lowest form of life on Earth. Anyone that goes for a telemarketing job should be shot by any upstanding citizen that finds out about it. If I was the head honcho sheriff of a decent sized city I would encourage citizens to hunt these people down and torture them to death and put it on youtube.

I really wish I lived in a fascist dictatorship, a national socialist state where there is no job market and lazy fucks can't get these effortless jobs making money annoying people. Why do people like democracy so much anyway? I wish that the Nazi's could have taken over the world, life would be so much easier and simpler in a Nazi dictatorship. Let's face it, no one but maybe twenty thousand in two million will ever become truly successful. Everyone else will be a middle or low class piece of shit with at best, a small business.

Humans are not very intelligent, by large the majority of them are better suited to simply planting rice or driving a tractor, and most of them will enjoy this. It's what they're built for. In fact the majority of them don't even deserve to live, just look at cripples like Meta.

The guy is a poor excuse for a human being, he is worthless, he acts like a hardass on totse but one punch to the nose and that caged little ol' head of his would make a 50-yard field goal easily. He clearly has a mental disorder brought upon by his hannycap, just look at what a control freak he is on these forums.

Fetus-Smasher
2008-12-18, 03:35
If you live in the u.s., your a moron.
Seeing how your a new arrival, I'm guessing moron.
The do-not-call-list is free, and works.

RobinHood
2008-12-18, 03:38
Goto donotcall.com.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 03:40
I've already done it, I already know of all solutions you can give me, I am smarter than every member of this website could hope to be. Only a few come close to being as intelligent as I. Either respond positively or don't come to my threads, please just go ahead and put me on your ignore lists because I do not want to hear from either of you, please do not hassle me with your idiocy ever again.

Mantikore
2008-12-18, 03:42
lulz i sometimes troll them

RobinHood
2008-12-18, 03:48
I've already done it, I already know of all solutions you can give me, I am smarter than every member of this website could hope to be. Only a close come to being as intelligent as I. Either respond positively or don't come to my threads, please just go ahead and put me on your ignore lists because I do not want to hear from either of you, please do not hassle me with your idiocy ever again.


May the bird of paradise fly up your nose..

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 03:50
My friend does that too but I once tried it and some sass-ass section 8 hood rat actually had the nerve to give me some lip. I demanded her location because I was determined to murder her that evening but she hung up on me. I'm not about to risk that kind of time-wastage on them when the majority of them are low-class failures that shouldn't even be living anyway. What can I say, I am about as low-class as can be but I would pick homelessness over being a telemarketer simply because I have love for my fellow (decent) human. If it was demanded by a government official that actually had some balls I would gladly end my life for the betterment of humanity. You should too.

Cegstar
2008-12-18, 03:52
Door to door sales is much worse than telemarketing.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 03:55
Those people are no problem because one time's a charm with them. They all know each other. Low-class shitmans like to stick together it's their nature to take care of one another, like rats opening up a cheese bank. All you've gotta do is get a nice pit-bull from the pound and whip it's ass real hard with a hot wire (wear gloves) and feed it irregularly, chain it up in the front lawn and no body will come to your front door.

Mort2008
2008-12-18, 03:56
If it was demanded by a government official that actually had some balls I would gladly end my life for the betterment of humanity. You should too.

I command you to end your life, for the betterment of humanity.

Cegstar
2008-12-18, 03:57
Those people are no problem because one time's a charm with them. They all know each other. Low-class shitmans like to stick together it's their nature to take care of one another, like rats opening up a cheese bank. All you've gotta do is get a nice pit-bull from the pound and whip it's ass real hard with a hot wire (wear gloves) and feed it irregularly, chain it up in the front lawn and no body will come to your front door.

I used to do door to door sales, and I know this wouldn't stop most of them.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 04:00
Like hell it wouldn't, he'd give their asses a good face lift.

Cegstar
2008-12-18, 04:00
I've already done it, I already know of all solutions you can give me, I am smarter than every member of this website could hope to be. Only a close come to being as intelligent as I. Either respond positively or don't come to my threads, please just go ahead and put me on your ignore lists because I do not want to hear from either of you, please do not hassle me with your idiocy ever again.

I skipped this one before.

Really? You think you're smarter than everyone else here? Nice try, you stupid piece of shit.

"Only a close come to being as intelligent as I" ?

I love when people claim to be smarter - since you didn't name an aspect, I assume you mean in ALL aspects, and makes mistakes in that very post.

Cegstar
2008-12-18, 04:01
Like hell it wouldn't, he'd give their asses a good face lift.

Then you'd get sued, especially in the United States. This is the country where a burglar broke into a victims house and fell down stairs due to slipping on water, and sued for unsafe conditions.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 04:03
I love when people claim to be smarter - since you didn't name an aspect, I assume you mean in ALL aspects, and makes mistakes in that very post.

LOL, what the fuck is he trying to say?

Cegstar
2008-12-18, 04:04
LOL, what the fuck is he trying to say?

Read your post that I quoted, dipshit.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 04:05
Then you'd get sued, especially in the United States. This is the country where a burglar broke into a victims house and fell down stairs due to slipping on water, and sued for unsafe conditions.

I doubt it, I would shoot myself before ever dishonoring my family name by participating in the American disjustice system. The litigious nature of our society is one of the many reasons why I'm considering moving to rural Alaska and taking up life as a hermetic shaman and dumpster diver. There needs to be legislation enacted against lawyers in this nation, why can't we go back to the 1950's?

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 04:06
Read your post that I quoted, dipshit.

I did, you're simply illiterate.

Cegstar
2008-12-18, 04:06
I doubt it, I would shoot myself before ever dishonoring my family name by participating in the American disjustice system. The litigious nature of our society is one of the many reasons why I'm considering moving to rural Alaska and taking up life as a hermetic shaman and dumpster diver. There needs to be legislation enacted against lawyers in this nation, why can't we go back to the 1950's?

Just shoot yourself now then.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 04:07
I'll give that some serious thought.

I Fought The Law
2008-12-18, 04:20
I'll give that some serious thought.

No need to think about it. We all know you fail at that.

Just do it. The people command it.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-18, 04:31
No need to think about it. We all know you fail at that.

No you do not.

Fetus-Smasher
2008-12-18, 04:45
No you do not.

I woke up kinda tired/groggy this morning.
But after reading your shitty replies I feel much better about myself.
Fuck you fail.

Oh, and don't waste MY time in YOUR thread by talking to me.

Skiracer
2008-12-24, 07:23
In fact the majority of them don't even deserve to live, just look at cripples like Meta.

The guy is a poor excuse for a human being, he is worthless, he acts like a hardass on totse but one punch to the nose and that caged little ol' head of his would make a 50-yard field goal easily. He clearly has a mental disorder brought upon by his hannycap, just look at what a control freak he is on these forums.

five characters.

Dandy Crab
2008-12-24, 11:37
Disconnect your phone and buy a mobile phone. Stay anonymous.

Not that it matters. The op is clearly a juvenile retard.

The Methematician
2008-12-24, 17:49
I've already done it,

then do it again asstard....

I am smarter than every member of this website could hope to be.

making claims on the internet phorum without *any* supportive links or disclaimers is certainly NOT a trait of a smart poster....


Only a few come close to being as intelligent as I.

i c how u confused being special with being smart....


Either respond positively or don't come to my threads,

i would have...until....i c this :

please do not hassle me with your idiocy ever again.

if you can't take the harassment,...gtfo of B&M.....

and meh rry x'mas...

longshot
2008-12-24, 21:18
one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQjp_c6ynU0)

two. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d5IZK5xgjY)

Cegstar
2008-12-24, 21:44
You all realize that most, if not all telemarketers hate their jobs just as much as you hate receiving their calls?

Green Tea is Good
2008-12-26, 02:51
then they should fucking quit, fuck telemarketers. i added my number to the dont call list, will it work?

SoggyWeed
2008-12-26, 23:49
May the bird of paradise fly up your cunt..

fix't it

Cegstar
2008-12-27, 03:30
then they should fucking quit, fuck telemarketers. i added my number to the dont call list, will it work?

In Canada it takes either 30 or 31 days.

And I'd rather have someone be annoying and call me than pay for their welfare.

PlentyofTorrents.com
2008-12-27, 03:47
I hate when they leave long automated messages on your cell phones voicemail when it costs you to listen to the whole message. Fido the faggots dont let you delete a message while listening to it, you have to wait till the message is over.:mad:

Cegstar
2008-12-27, 20:34
I hate when they leave long automated messages on your cell phones voicemail when it costs you to listen to the whole message. Fido the faggots dont let you delete a message while listening to it, you have to wait till the message is over.:mad:
Hit 7 twice with Fido.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-27, 20:49
Why would you rather them be annoying than pay for their welfare? Why must shitkind respect redundancy and annoyance for little more than worthless ideologies such as conservatism and "liberty"? Why would you rather construct buildings, lay telecommunications and electricity lines, all of which cost more than welfare programs than simply give a dime a dollar so that these people can live with some dignity? I wish I could have been born to a more respectable and advanced species in a galaxy far far away.

Cegstar
2008-12-28, 01:58
Why would you rather them be annoying than pay for their welfare? Why must shitkind respect redundancy and annoyance for little more than worthless ideologies such as conservatism and "liberty"? Why would you rather construct buildings, lay telecommunications and electricity lines, all of which cost more than welfare programs than simply give a dime a dollar so that these people can live with some dignity? I wish I could have been born to a more respectable and advanced species in a galaxy far far away.

With the way the economy is, and the amount of people losing their jobs, I'm glad that there are people out there doing what it takes to survive.

Sometimes you have to work at a place that you don't want to. I don't know many people who wake up and say "Yes! Another telemarketing shift!" or "Yay! Time to fry up some burgers for minimum wage!"

At least these people are employed. Can I ask what glamorous job you work at?

Martian Luger King
2008-12-28, 02:51
Sometimes you have to work at a place that you don't want to.

No you do not, and I'm getting tired of people making these putrid ass assumptions based on their own retardation. Anything is possible.

The Methematician
2008-12-28, 04:31
Anything is possible.

No it's not. It's impossible for you to be someone that is *not* still living and leeching off your parents...

....shame on you....

Cegstar
2008-12-28, 17:03
No you do not, and I'm getting tired of people making these putrid ass assumptions based on their own retardation. Anything is possible.

So what glamorous job do you work at?

Martian Luger King
2008-12-28, 17:13
I play basketball in the NFL.

Cegstar
2008-12-28, 17:15
I play basketball in the NFL.

Oh, you're a 16 year old douchebag who lives in his moms basement. You have no job or are too embarrassed to tell us what it is (likely the former). You've also never held a job for more than 3 months and have 1-2 friends in RL. The rest are just pretending to be your friends.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-28, 17:19
Why exactly would a 16 year old live in his mother's basement?

Dandy Crab
2008-12-28, 17:24
Oh, you're a 16 year old douchebag who lives in his moms basement. You have no job or are too embarrassed to tell us what it is (likely the former). You've also never held a job for more than 3 months and have 1-2 friends in RL. The rest are just pretending to be your friends.

Making shit up about people on the Internet is not cool man. You can call someone a 13 year old fag or say he lives in his mom's basement, as a slur, but when you start making up details like that...

Well that just makes you sound like a huge douchebag.

Cegstar
2008-12-28, 17:37
Why exactly would a 16 year old live in his mother's basement?

She doesn't want to see you.

Making shit up about people on the Internet is not cool man. You can call someone a 13 year old fag or say he lives in his mom's basement, as a slur, but when you start making up details like that...

Well that just makes you sound like a huge douchebag.
I like detailed rants.