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lazynbrown
2008-12-19, 22:37
Ask any questions regarding mma or bjj.

I am here to help. trust me. I am credible.

Azure
2008-12-19, 23:20
That extra J isn't necessary.

Numberjumbo
2008-12-20, 05:11
That extra J isn't necessary.

I'll triangle choke your penis.

DarkMe
2008-12-20, 08:07
I'll triangle choke your penis.

See, now this is why people think BJ is gay.

Numberjumbo
2008-12-20, 08:56
See, now this is why people think BJ is gay.
I'll triangle choke YOUR penis.

DarkMe
2008-12-20, 09:35
I'll triangle choke YOUR penis.

Sure. My place, say 7:00 pm? I'll cook, you bring the drinks.

Numberjumbo
2008-12-20, 11:08
Sure. My place, say 7:00 pm? I'll cook, you bring the drinks.
Sweet.

crackhead
2008-12-25, 01:22
So whats everyones obsession with blow job jitsu?

LSA King
2008-12-25, 03:05
Ask any questions regarding mma or bjj.

I am here to help. trust me. I am credible.


What are some good credible books/videos/sites to learn some chokes/arm bars w/o joining a school?

Numberjumbo
2008-12-25, 08:10
What are some good credible books/videos/sites to learn some chokes/arm bars w/o joining a school?Youtube "Submissions101".

Keep in mind that you need to learn all of the positions, too, just saying "I know how to do an armbar" means nothing if you don't know how to get someone in your guard or whatever.

You would also need someone to practice on, just don't be a faggot and join a gym.

Run Screaming
2008-12-25, 17:09
Can you use BJJ to rape someone? Do they teach you this move?

LSA King
2008-12-25, 19:04
Can you use BJJ to rape someone? Do they teach you this move?



You must be talking about the date rape choke. You learn that in Combatives 101

ACE 1461
2008-12-29, 19:08
Thinking of taking it up. What should one look for to make sure its a credible place and if it is what should i expect for the first few times?

The Swede
2008-12-29, 20:13
Location dosen't matter,a s long as his/her parents don't see it. and tell him/her to GTFO with the teeth.