well, i go to highschool. im not sposed to smoke their, but i do anyway.

anyway,

i had this idea of a way conceal my activities by using an empty soda can with the end of a cigarette sticking out of the oral consumption hole of the can. i could like, wedge it in their or turn the tab thing around.



then when i went to inhale, i would just act like i was having a drink i smoke in the parking lot w/ friends and we are susceptible to surprise attacks. w/ the can, depending on how fast we spot them, i could either push the cigi down into the can or crush it or whatever.



obvious:
their are a few flaws in the concept
beer can=not good idea

this is where you all come in:

how can i make this better?

it would be ideal to have a quick way of putting the cigi out. if i put liquid inside the can, it might put the cigi out when i go to inhale. how could i keep that from happening?

i am not going to renovate the inside of a soda can by building some elaborate shit.

i do not want to make any noticeable changes to the out side of the can.

another reason it needs to be put out fast is because if their is a pillar of smoke emanating from "the cans" upper fluid hole it is no longer stealthy.

if i crush the can, he will want to see it.

why can't you just go outside and smoke?

I'd love to see someone sipping a coke can and smoke blowing in their face. It'd give me something to think about.

Hold your cigarette like you do when it rains, like between your thumb and your index finger so the cigarette is hidden under your hand. That used to work for me when I was in sports or between lessons.

BTW why don't you just go outside the gates, or in the toilet?

[QUOTE=delerium tremens;10836965]Hold your cigarette like you do when it rains, like between your thumb and your index finger so the cigarette is hidden under your hand. That used to work for me when I was in sports or between lessons.

BTW why don't you just go outside the gates, or in the toilet?[/QUOTE

i cant go outside the gates, school security has golf carts and police cars. i smoke outside everyday. i cant smoke in the bathroom because we have "single stall" bathrooms and when you open the door of such a small room, a large cloud of smoke rolls out and everyone w/in a 30ft radius smells the smoke. i did that once in the middle of my class, and when i came back EVERYONE could smell it. even people on the oposite side of the room. its all about stealth. when it rains i usually either dont smoke because ill be soaked as fuck (florida) or i take a large risk by smoking a couple feet outside the back door of a class room w/ a shelter type thing over the doorway.

i cant go outside the gates, school security has golf carts and police cars. OOh what they gonna do if you leave? Give you a detention? Who gives a fuck it's not like their gonna shoot you.

i smoke outside everyday. i cant smoke in the bathroom because we have "single stall" bathrooms and when you open the door of such a small room, a large cloud of smoke rolls out and everyone w/in a 30ft radius smells the smoke. i did that once in the middle of my class, and when i came back EVERYONE could smell it. So what, as long as they don't see you you won't get punished. Noone cares. Fuck my teachers used to ask me for lighters and shit.

its all about stealth. when it rains i usually either dont smoke because ill be soaked as fuck (florida) or i take a large risk by smoking a couple feet outside the back door of a class room w/ a shelter type thing over the doorway. Just use the technique though, it's easier than this coke can shit you've got. And you wont get laughed at either.

BTW how bad does it rain in florida, I'm guessing its not hurricanes every day of the week.

When we went to raves and concerts we didn't want people coming up to us wanting hits so we had a coke cup, with a shotgun hole in it and just the joint in a piece of cardboard inside a straw.

OOh what they gonna do if you leave? Give you a detention? Who gives a fuck it's not like their gonna shoot you.





cant smoke in detention. and if i get caught i get a fine and got to go to anti tobacco classes



So what, as long as they don't see you you won't get punished. Noone cares. Fuck my teachers used to ask me for lighters and shit.

are you saying we go to the same school? or that every school is exactly the same? please elaborate.

Just use the technique though, it's easier than this coke can shit you've got. And you wont get laughed at either.


do you not think i have tried this?



BTW how bad does it rain in florida, I'm guessing its not hurricanes every day of the week.

it rains too much. it is raining now. it is 70 degrees in the middle of winter. it was 80 degrees yesterday. the hotter it is, the more it rains. and it never snows.

Hold your cigarette like you do when it rains, like between your thumb and your index finger so the cigarette is hidden under your hand. That used to work for me when I was in sports or between lessons.

BTW why don't you just go outside the gates, or in the toilet?


This is the question OP needs to ask himself.

well you sound like a nigger to me

Hold your cigarette like you do when it rains, like between your thumb and your index finger so the cigarette is hidden under your hand. That used to work for me when I was in sports or between lessons.

BTW why don't you just go outside the gates, or in the toilet?

i cant go outside the gates, school security has golf carts and police cars. i smoke outside everyday. i cant smoke in the bathroom because we have "single stall" bathrooms and when you open the door of such a small room, a large cloud of smoke rolls out and everyone w/in a 30ft radius smells the smoke. i did that once in the middle of my class, and when i came back EVERYONE could smell it. even people on the oposite side of the room. its all about stealth. when it rains i usually either dont smoke because ill be soaked as fuck (florida) or i take a large risk by smoking a couple feet outside the back door of a class room w/ a shelter type thing over the doorway.

at least 5 characters.

you know those metal pipes everyone has? my friend has one and it came with a screw-off top with a hole in it.

so basically you can light it thru the tiny hole on the top. and just use the hole as a carb and it stays rolling nicely. use this & your 'smoking in the rain' trick.



i don't really know how much more simple it could be, i don't think all your elaborate plans to make some sort of contraption to hide the fact you're smokin bud are gonna work...

or just have someone take you off campus. getting caught smoking at school is probably the dumbest shit you can do. just because it's so preventable.

in my case it don't fuckin matter because the people that see you coming back in the building don't care and are down with it, even telling you to spray yourself every once in a while.

You'd need to cut a hole in the other end of the can, so air can circulate and you won't deprive the embers of oxygen. You'd need to make some tiny ventilation holes in it also, so when its just burning naturally, the smoke will have some place to go. One tiny one at the mouth of the can, and another anywhere on the side would be fine....but i may be overthinking this.

i don't really know how much more simple it could be, i don't think all your elaborate plans to make some sort of contraption to hide the fact you're smokin bud are gonna work...

I don't think he's talking about smoking bud, is he?

i remember reading cigs

If its bud, then buy a vaporizer.

I have a VaporGenie and its amazing. I can smoke up in my dorm and no one can even smell it. I do it right under my room's fire alarm too lol

cant smoke in detention. and if i get caught i get a fine and got to go to anti tobacco classes detention you can skip, really schools can't do shit, and if you're reasonably intelligent they'll back down to keep your test scores on the statistics. You can also skip tobacco classes, fall asleep, whatever. As for fines, I doubt they would enforce them, if it comes to that just give them puppy eyes.


are you saying we go to the same school? or that every school is exactly the same? please elaborate. Nah, just people are more or less the same. Even the hardcore tobacco nazis will give you a snide comment at best. If they search you they're pedos, and you can always hide your cigarettes inside old pens if your really paranoid.

do you not think i have tried this? don't know how common it is, and you didn't say you did.


it rains too much. it is raining now. it is 70 degrees in the middle of winter. it was 80 degrees yesterday. the hotter it is, the more it rains. and it never snows.

And the septics talk shit about the weather here. Sucks to be you.

Become a A Cigarette Ninja.

Or you could just wait until school's over and smoke when you get off school property...

Or even better you could... not smoke.

Shit, this is Bad Ideas. Nevermind.

. when it rains i usually either dont smoke

Ever considered that if you can put of smoking just because its raining you dont actally need to be smoking?

wtf kinda school do you go too, but ya don't smoke maybe try some of the like gum shit or w,e it is called

Anti-Tobacco classes? They can seriously send you to that shit in the states? Christ man, glad i live in Montreal, where the worst we have it at schools/colleges is a blue line painted onto the pavement denoting the distance we have to go, if we want to have a smoke. Christ, and also, if, on days where it rains, you forgo smoking all together... then my friend... why the fuck are you smoking in the first place? you're obviously not addicted, or badly addicted, so why bother?

Because believe me, if you really were addicted and a true smoker, a little rain, some cops and a few golf carts wouldn't stop you.

This is the question OP needs to ask himself.

Most schools, at least in the US have anti-tobacco/weapon/violence perimiters.

I think my H.S. was 300 ft from the edge of school property.

If you're within that most judges will fuck you in the ass. So a step outside the gate isn't going to cut it.

Get a toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube, not the whole roll) and stuff it with toilet paper. Just go in the bathroom and light up. Exhale through the paper roll. Can't take care of all of the smell, but will handle a lot of it. I use it when I'm smoking inside, and it's worked well so far. For even better results, stuff it with dryer sheets instead of toilet paper

Get a toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube, not the whole roll) and stuff it with toilet paper. Just go in the bathroom and light up. Exhale through the paper roll. Can't take care of all of the smell, but will handle a lot of it. I use it when I'm smoking inside, and it's worked well so far.
this.
For even better results, stuff it with dryer sheets instead of toilet paper
Or just spray shitloads of deodorant in between the sheets ..
I made a huge one with a big cardboard tube like 4" diameter by 10" long and it's pretty badass .. like no smoke comes out the other end at all :D

ask Motley Crue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYhGi65Lijg

detention you can skip, really schools can't do shit, and if you're reasonably intelligent they'll back down to keep your test scores on the statistics. You can also skip tobacco classes, fall asleep, whatever. As for fines, I doubt they would enforce them, if it comes to that just give them puppy eyes.

You're making generalizations. My old High School did enforce detentions. If you skipped, you were automatically given a Saturday detention. If you skipped that, you would be in ISS, getting unexcused absences for a day, along with the Saturday detention and the original detention. It would keep going up to out of school suspensions. It would obviously be in your best interests to attend the original detention, rather than going through all the other bullshit.

As far as the fines, my old High School would hold your report cards, and wouldn't issue textbooks or lockers to students that had outstanding debts. If the student was a senior, the school would keep their diploma until the debt was paid in full.

It would keep going up to out of school suspensions.

I never really understood how being suspended was a punishment.

I never really understood how being suspended was a punishment.

You get zeros for all grades during your suspension. I got suspended for 5 days in 11th grade. My average in 3 of my classes dropped by 2 letter grades. I missed 2 tests, which I couldn't make up. I had to work my ass off to get my grades back up . I do admit it was nice to have a bit of time off from school though. The real punishment came when I got back.

use an electronic cigarette, no smell or anything. or a test tube with a small hole grinded in the side and vaporize the tobacco

Instead of using a coke can, bring a can of raid to school, and smoke that instead.

what part of florida do you live in?

Underage smokers are hilarious to me, why start a habit that is obviously going to be difficult to maintain,...

You're making generalizations. My old High School did enforce detentions. If you skipped, you were automatically given a Saturday detention. If you skipped that, you would be in ISS, getting unexcused absences for a day, along with the Saturday detention and the original detention. It would keep going up to out of school suspensions. It would obviously be in your best interests to attend the original detention, rather than going through all the other bullshit.

My school did the same, essentially they give up and send you a few days off. Muppet, read between the lines.

As far as the fines, my old High School would hold your report cards, and wouldn't issue textbooks or lockers to students that had outstanding debts. If the student was a senior, the school would keep their diploma until the debt was paid in full.

Damn, I meant fines from the police, but if you feel like putting in bare effort, You can steal textbooks, and share with the person next to you, and the screws can't give you trouble for it if they havn't issued you one, report cards are unnecessary, and you could just write your own, as for the diploma, I'm pretty sure that's a uni thing and my school won't give me the result from my A-levels but if I wanted to/had the money I could get them from the exam boards directly (AQA and Edexcel, for my O-levels there was another one but I can't remember). Still though, bare effort, I would give up at this point if I were you.

get a toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube, not the whole roll) and stuff it with toilet paper. Just go in the bathroom and light up. Exhale through the paper roll. Can't take care of all of the smell, but will handle a lot of it. I use it when i'm smoking inside, and it's worked well so far. For even better results, stuff it with dryer sheets instead of toilet paper

^ftw^

ask Motley Crue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYhGi65Lijg

hellz yes

Just take the guts out of a laser pointer and use that, you dumb little worm. I'm gonna laugh if you get caught though... does your school have photography class, because the darkroom usually has vents... or do they not have that in middle schools?

You are correct there are some flaws in your devious coke can device such as, a big fucking cloud of smoke surrounding you! If your school is that fucked up, smoke in class and when the teacher asks you to put it out, stick it in their fucking eye! I thought your country was meant to be the land of the free but you can't do fuck all.

Seriously if you are that afraid of getting caught smoking then don't bother smoking in school. Sniff coke instead.

Anti-Tobacco classes? They can seriously send you to that shit in the states? Christ man, glad i live in Montreal, where the worst we have it at schools/colleges is a blue line painted onto the pavement denoting the distance we have to go, if we want to have a smoke. Christ, and also, if, on days where it rains, you forgo smoking all together... then my friend... why the fuck are you smoking in the first place? you're obviously not addicted, or badly addicted, so why bother?

Because believe me, if you really were addicted and a true smoker, a little rain, some cops and a few golf carts wouldn't stop you.

This, I know that if I went for a day without smoking, I'd outrun fucking Kenyans for a pack, let alone worry about rain.

Also, stop trying to smoke to look cool for your high school friends, it kills you and makes you look ugly.