XeNobiTe
2008-12-21, 15:22
My Nokia e50 crashed for the last time today, resulting in it getting a serious makeover. Result:
http://www.synclinalllun.net/pht/e50.jpg
Yeah... talk about overkill. I've been meaning to do that for a while now. It was a... company "gift" from a few years ago, so it's no big loss. I still have another... company "gift", some old Samsung clamshell model that I'm using now. So I went to the store today to get myself a new phone. TADAAA!! Bullshit. I went through about 150 different mobile phones and they're all retarded. None of those phones can do anything more than my fucking eight year old phone does. It's moronic.
The reason my e50 ended up splattered against the wall came mostly due to its software and its poor battery. Which is basically the entire phone. Let's point to one of maddox' shitty reviews:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
There he is talking about how shitty an iPhone is in comparison to a shitty Nokia. He then talks about how he can write perl scripts on his Nokia and reboot his webserver. This is all pretty handy, if it wasn't such a piece of shit. You see, Nokia smartphones come equipped with Symbian OS, which is a run down version of horrible old Windows CE? Anyone remember Windows CE? If you don't, it's a piece of shit. Symbian OS does whatever CE did, only far worse. It's slow, it's ugly and it crashes. Now, I don't really care about software crashing when I'm trying to display a word document on a 1" screen, but when that shit starts to act up during a voice conversation, it just gets retarded.
Now, the second thing that irritates the fuck out of me is poor battery life. Does anyone remember the Nokia 6210 and 6310 from the 90s? Remember how the battery pack was as long as the phone itself? You know why that is? Because without power your phone doesn't work, hence it is the single most important part of the god damn piece of shit phone. Somewhere along the line of the mobile evolution, the companies decided to replace the batteries with huge color screens that serve to no purpose at all. That's just great. They replaced the most important component of the phone with something that does nothing at all.
So there I am, looking to buy a new phone and getting more frustrated by the minute at every piece of shit model. I thought, I ain't paying for this shit. But even as I was going to steal one, I still couldn't decide. I didn't want any of these shitty phones, even if they were free. I went to look at the more expensive models and guess what I saw... Prada and Armani. What kind of a moron buys a fucking phone from Prada? I once remember this faggot from work who wore Prada shoes. He reported me to management after I spat on the leather seats of his Saab convertible. It really wasn't my fault. He needs to keep his top down when he parks his car in the public parking lot.
tl/dr
Shit, why can't companies just make phones like they did back in the 90s. I again mention the Nokia 6210/6310 as perfect example. Loud, super battery, bluetooth, big keys, strong body, etc.
http://www.synclinalllun.net/pht/e50.jpg
Yeah... talk about overkill. I've been meaning to do that for a while now. It was a... company "gift" from a few years ago, so it's no big loss. I still have another... company "gift", some old Samsung clamshell model that I'm using now. So I went to the store today to get myself a new phone. TADAAA!! Bullshit. I went through about 150 different mobile phones and they're all retarded. None of those phones can do anything more than my fucking eight year old phone does. It's moronic.
The reason my e50 ended up splattered against the wall came mostly due to its software and its poor battery. Which is basically the entire phone. Let's point to one of maddox' shitty reviews:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
There he is talking about how shitty an iPhone is in comparison to a shitty Nokia. He then talks about how he can write perl scripts on his Nokia and reboot his webserver. This is all pretty handy, if it wasn't such a piece of shit. You see, Nokia smartphones come equipped with Symbian OS, which is a run down version of horrible old Windows CE? Anyone remember Windows CE? If you don't, it's a piece of shit. Symbian OS does whatever CE did, only far worse. It's slow, it's ugly and it crashes. Now, I don't really care about software crashing when I'm trying to display a word document on a 1" screen, but when that shit starts to act up during a voice conversation, it just gets retarded.
Now, the second thing that irritates the fuck out of me is poor battery life. Does anyone remember the Nokia 6210 and 6310 from the 90s? Remember how the battery pack was as long as the phone itself? You know why that is? Because without power your phone doesn't work, hence it is the single most important part of the god damn piece of shit phone. Somewhere along the line of the mobile evolution, the companies decided to replace the batteries with huge color screens that serve to no purpose at all. That's just great. They replaced the most important component of the phone with something that does nothing at all.
So there I am, looking to buy a new phone and getting more frustrated by the minute at every piece of shit model. I thought, I ain't paying for this shit. But even as I was going to steal one, I still couldn't decide. I didn't want any of these shitty phones, even if they were free. I went to look at the more expensive models and guess what I saw... Prada and Armani. What kind of a moron buys a fucking phone from Prada? I once remember this faggot from work who wore Prada shoes. He reported me to management after I spat on the leather seats of his Saab convertible. It really wasn't my fault. He needs to keep his top down when he parks his car in the public parking lot.
tl/dr
Shit, why can't companies just make phones like they did back in the 90s. I again mention the Nokia 6210/6310 as perfect example. Loud, super battery, bluetooth, big keys, strong body, etc.