View Full Version : How to become a made man?
Agent 008
2008-12-21, 17:01
You know what I'm talking about.
How do you become a made man in this day and age?
Smokedrow
2008-12-21, 17:05
be Italian
get in the mafia
work your way up
dont be a snitch
get your self noticed by your boss
and you win now gooooooo
oh and dont get sloppy
and dont do drugs or drink
you can drink jus not alot
Agent 008
2008-12-21, 17:09
be Italian
get in the mafia
work your way up
dont be a snitch
get your self noticed by your boss
and you win now gooooooo
oh and dont get sloppy
and dont do drugs or drink
you can drink jus not alot
How do you find the mafia, and how do you get in?
averageBT
2008-12-21, 17:16
you gotta do shady shit. usually in little Italy.
Fucking lol. How could you not know this?
Smokedrow
2008-12-21, 18:27
if your Italian then you should have family in the mafia
or adleast know of some people in the mafia its not that hard if your Italian
if your Italian then you should have family in the mafia
or adleast know of some people in the mafia its not that hard if your Italian
That's pretty stereotypical.
slim-ov-derby
2008-12-21, 18:31
Kill people. Important people.
Smokedrow
2008-12-21, 18:32
If your Italian who doesnt know a dleast one person not in the mafia come on be serious or even if they know someone
that used to be in the mafia if they dont know there friends know and you know it
If your Italian who doesnt know a dleast one person not in the mafia come on be serious or even if they know someone
that used to be in the mafia if they dont know there friends know and you know it
There are over 100 million Italians in the World. They made up 6% of the entire population of the United States. In comparison, there are around 5000 members and associates of LCN in the United States.
You do the math.
Rykoshet
2008-12-21, 18:44
There are over 100 million Italians in the World. They made up 6% of the entire population of the United States. In comparison, there are around 5000 members and associates of LCN in the United States.
You do the math.
The math is that 1 in 360 is a member of the mafia. That's just a member. Considering most Italian extended families have about 5000 relatives, you're sure to run into someone who knows someone who knows someone.
The math is that 1 in 360 is a member of the mafia. That's just a member. Considering most Italian extended families have about 5000 relatives, you're sure to run into someone who knows someone who knows someone.
I never gave an estimate for just members. That # is for both, and it's still a high estimate. Very high actually.
slim-ov-derby
2008-12-21, 18:49
Guess it's time to start fucking as many women as possible so I can start my own mafia.
LSA King
2008-12-21, 19:20
be italian
get in the mafia
work your way up
dont be a snitch
get your self noticed by your boss
and you win now gooooooo
oh and dont get sloppy
and dont do drugs or drink
you can drink jus not alot
eos...
DrZeusDrZeus
2008-12-21, 21:44
actually its not even just italian or part italian..
You have to be 100% Sicilian. Not mixed heritage.Esp if its Irish
and you have to commit a murder in front of them,so your with them for life.
That and making your bones for years as a wiseguy ,before your even considered to be a Untouchable.
Least thats the old school way!
LSA King
2008-12-21, 22:19
actually its not even just italian or part italian..
You have to be 100% Sicilian. Not mixed heritage.Esp if its Irish
No its not just Sicilian. La Cosa Nostra is just a Sicilian based mob organization that is 100% Sicilian, well not even as long as your mother is Sicilian and your 50% you can still get into the organization. LCN is what the "Italian" American Mob is based off of. However in Italy and in some parts of the U.S. and Canada there are other bigger organizations that let in anyone who is 100% Italian not Sicilian (they are more or less hated in Italy). LCN is not the biggest Italian based crime organization, by far it isn't.
No its not just Sicilian. La Cosa Nostra is just a Sicilian based mob organization that is 100% Sicilian, well not even as long as your mother is Sicilian and your 50% you can still get into the organization. LCN is what the "Italian" American Mob is based off of. However in Italy and in some parts of the U.S. and Canada there are other bigger organizations that let in anyone who is 100% Italian not Sicilian (they are more or less hated in Italy). LCN is not the biggest Italian based crime organization, by far it isn't.
One example of a made member in either the United States or Canada who wasn't fully Italian?
And don't bring up the speculation about Jr. being half Russian Jew either.
LSA King
2008-12-21, 23:52
One example of a made member in either the United States or Canada who wasn't fully Italian?
And don't bring up the speculation about Jr. being half Russian Jew either.
You didn't even read my post did you...:-\
johnsnort
2008-12-21, 23:57
huff jenkem
You didn't even read my post did you...:-\
I did, but it now appears I misread.
My mistake.
chucktaylor
2008-12-22, 00:20
shut the fuck up
LSA King
2008-12-22, 01:11
I did, but it now appears I misread.
My mistake.
Its all good :)
Italy has more than one mafia, yes la cosa nosta is one of the most well know, but it is not the biggest. The biggest mafia in the world is from a place called Calabria in Italy.
The Calabrian mafia is also called the 'Ndrangheta.
If you know an Italian from Calabria, specifically the Reggio region, the chances are they are in the mafia or at least their family is in the mafia.
If you want to join an organised crime group, your best bet would be the 'Ndrangheta because they have be known to work with asians, albanians etc, basically anyone.
Although of course you will probably never make it to the top of the 'Ndrangheta (in your region/ district of the world) or even anywhere close to it.
Piles Of Crack
2008-12-22, 01:15
Have fun getting a .22 bullet in the base of your skull when you show up for your "initiation".
LSA King
2008-12-22, 01:53
Have fun getting a .22 bullet in the base of your skull when you show up for your "initiation".
LOL
Copyright Goodfellas
mythbuster13
2008-12-22, 02:39
Italy has more than one mafia, yes la cosa nosta is one of the most well know, but it is not the biggest. The biggest mafia in the world is from a place called Calabria in Italy.
The Calabrian mafia is also called the 'Ndrangheta.
If you know an Italian from Calabria, specifically the Reggio region, the chances are they are in the mafia or at least their family is in the mafia.
If you want to join an organised crime group, your best bet would be the 'Ndrangheta because they have be known to work with asians, albanians etc, basically anyone.
Although of course you will probably never make it to the top of the 'Ndrangheta (in your region/ district of the world) or even anywhere close to it.
Just tell them you come from totse, they'll let you in.
Drive by
2008-12-22, 03:31
See, the mob has surveillance cameras on trains, if you want to join, prove to them you are tough, climb onto a train to rob it. The trains with electronics on them say "evergreen", and these are the onles the mob always monitors. To open a car, you must lay on the tracks, infront of the train, and wait for it to move. Another initiation, is to shoot a .357 magnum, through a .38, infront of a bank surveillance camera. All mob bosses are connected to banks. Doing this will prove that you know enough about weapons to join.
Just tell them you come from totse, they'll let you in.
^^^^ This ^^^^
DeliciousCrack
2008-12-22, 06:21
I'm a made nigga and I've got made niggas with me.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/Abramcito/lil-weezy-1.gif
Drive by
2008-12-22, 06:38
I'm a made nigga and I've got made niggas with me.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/Abramcito/lil-weezy-1.gif
Hello, sergent? I've got tupac, daz corrupt.... i got a bunch of niggers in a car here serg, what do you want me to do with them?
Serg: Let them go, I repeat, Let them go, their made niggaz.
LSA King
2008-12-22, 06:51
Hello, sergent? I've got tupac, daz corrupt.... i got a bunch of niggers in a car here serg, what do you want me to do with them?
Serg: Let them go, I repeat, Let them go, their made niggaz.
Its Suge Knight properly spoken as "Sh-ug"
Adhesive Tape
2008-12-22, 17:18
Just tell them you come from totse, they'll let you in.
Fact.
JULEKALENDER
2008-12-22, 18:46
This. (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2183485)
Promethazine
2008-12-23, 00:08
become a lawyer/doctor/CEO.
get a bmw 7 class sittin on dubs.
get a mercedes s600 sittin on flat shows.
get a cl coupe sittin on 19s.
get a bentley coupe on bentley shoes. (NOT 22's)
get a supercharged range rover on 26's.
get a red porsche.
get a red ferrari.
get a red lambo on 20's.
get a fuckin sweet droptop jag.
get a charger SRT-12.
get pussy.
CosmicZombie
2008-12-23, 00:22
I know a lot of people in many different criminal organizations. It is not worth it man, it is not how you become a made man