View Full Version : How To Fight the Police
QuEsTiOn AuThOrItY
2008-12-21, 23:39
Does anyone have any tips on how to fight riot police?
Obviously the guns would be a problem, but they usually do not use them in riot control.
Any tips for avoiding tear gas? Blind spots in police gear? Protection against rubber bullets? How do you escape a police riot?
LSA King
2008-12-21, 23:50
Canadians in WWI were the first to develop a way to be all sorts of kinds of chemical agents (works on Tear Gas too) by pissing on a rag. The amonia neutralizes the chemical agent.
Canadians in WWI were the first to develop a way to be all sorts of kinds of chemical agents (works on Tear Gas too) by pissing on a rag. The amonia neutralizes the chemical agent.
So you just basically piss on a rag and wipe the chemical mace
or pepper-spray off with the piss drenched rag?
Those phone books WILL work for body armor against a riot stick and
rubber bullets, but wear a helmet too. Simple bicycle helmet will help.
are you 12?
Hey man, It's worth trying, It might work.
Plain old water just makes it burn more.
And the phone books might impair your mobility, but they will absorb the impact
of a riot club and rubber bullets.
Just don't let them strike you in an unprotected area.
fighting police NEVER works.
but building a killdozer......
but building a killdozer......
Yeah Man!
An Armored Bulldozer...
That would be fucking awesome!
LSA King
2008-12-22, 01:09
So you just basically piss on a rag and wipe the chemical mace
or pepper-spray off with the piss drenched rag?
Those phone books WILL work for body armor against a riot stick and
rubber bullets, but wear a helmet too. Simple bicycle helmet will help.
No not exactly, more like you hold it to your face and breath through it when there is chemicals in the air. As far as the phone book thing goes they actually will stop a bullet, from most police hand guns if its tight enough. I would probably double stack them though and still wouldn't trust it myself. Thats just me though I'm used to wearing 10lb ESAPI plates.
Piles Of Crack
2008-12-22, 01:10
Does anyone have any tips on how to fight riot police?
On heavy amounts of PCP and liquor.
stdismas
2008-12-22, 01:14
Ha! Killdozer is one of my heroes. The only thing I would've done different is painted the thing black and red and had music playing out of it as I smashed up that town. :)
And if you're not fond of pissing on a rag, just buy some Sudecon wipes. They're not that expensive.
are you 12?
fighting police NEVER works.
You have to understand that a "Police Riot" is a riot that is started by the police when they start clubbing people who they have no cause or right to start clubbing.
It is the duty of all citizens to stop "Police Riots" even if we fail.
No not exactly, more like you hold it to your face and breath through it when there is chemicals in the air. As far as the phone book thing goes they actually will stop a bullet, from most police hand guns if its tight enough. I would probably double stack them though and still wouldn't trust it myself. Thats just me though I'm used to wearing 10lb ESAPI plates.
I'll pass on the pissy rag idea then and opt for the nbc mask.
L'Explorateur
2008-12-22, 01:54
There's no need to piss on a rag. A bandanna over your face damped with apple cider vinegar will work just fine.
slim-ov-derby
2008-12-22, 02:06
Fuck someone beat me to a bulldozer comment.
Definitely go with the bulldozer.
crackhead
2008-12-22, 02:38
http://paladinpress.com/images/popup/GET.T.jpg
http://paladinpress.com/images/popup/GET.T.jpg
That's a good book.
http://www.tsroadmap.com/early/tough.pdf
Mantikore
2008-12-22, 03:24
im actually suprised not many people use cars against a phalanx of riot officers.
QuEsTiOn AuThOrItY
2008-12-22, 03:27
I also heard like a dust mask, a vinegar soaked rag, and ski goggles will help (since I'm not a big fan of smelling my own piss)
What do you think?
Also keep all exposed skin covered.
I also heard like a dust mask, a vinegar soaked rag, and ski goggles will help (since I'm not a big fan of smelling my own piss)
What do you think?
Also keep all exposed skin covered.
Always.
The goggles and vinegar soaked bandanna will work in a pinch.
CS is seldom used, OC is the chemical defense spray of choice for crowd control. If you're lucky they're using some cheap brand of OC, if you're unlucky they're using a 1lb Fox Labs fogger. Gas masks will only protect you against the respiratory effects of OC, you'll still feel the burn. Everyone should get sprayed with OC at least once in their lives. Whenever I pull my little black can of Fox labs from my holster shitheads instantly become compliant.
Why would you want to fight cops during a riot? That's like asking for an asswhoopin. Go commit some opportunistic crimes while the cops are busy.
DeliciousCrack
2008-12-22, 05:03
http://fastrail.us/M16_Rail_M203grip_Light.JPG
LSA King
2008-12-22, 05:26
http://fastrail.us/M16_Rail_M203grip_Light.JPG
Man thats the shittiest AR-15 I've seen to date.
Use of the riot police's favourite weapon against them: the fire hose!
I can see you live in the USA. In the USA fire hydrants are above ground so you don't need a standpipe. Look at the fire hydrants near the protest site. Determine their size (typically 70mm) and connector (threaded or Storz). Go on the internet and buy a hose with the correct size and dimensions and a nozzle.
When a protest is going on place these items in a backpack. Casually walk towards a fire hydrant with a group of people. The group should block the police's view while you connect the hose to the hydrant. Connect the nozzle to the end of the hose and roll out the hose. Get the guy on a megaphone to yell out "surprise waterfight"!
Alternatively flamethrower. (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=kMi7Jkay0fY)
DeliciousCrack
2008-12-22, 05:47
Man thats the shittiest AR-15 I've seen to date.
I've seen much worse. You are obviously young and sheltered.
persiaprince
2008-12-22, 06:14
Practice makes perfect. Head to Greece. Or is that over?
Rykoshet
2008-12-23, 00:19
Practice makes perfect. Head to Greece. Or is that over?
Nope, flame rekindled (http://chinaworker.info/en/content/news/597/)
LSA King
2008-12-23, 00:24
I've seen much worse. You are obviously young and sheltered.
You are obviously high on crack kitten.
"surprise waterfight"![/URL]
lmao
best idea so far good luck
Gun Lover
2008-12-23, 00:42
I've seen much worse.
this.
proof:
http://www.aceltdusa.com/images06/ARBP/ARBP-ss.jpg
Why would anyone create that fugly bastard :confused:
by the way, if you want to fight cops I hear Icepicks will penetrate kevlar nicely.