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mikehunt1
2008-12-22, 06:39
Alright so I was doin the usual at my local Kmart..You know, lookin around to see what I can snatch..so I see a flash drive on the rack that I want..I quickly blade it close to my jacket, stick it in my sleeve while palming it and walk to the door..as soon as I walk to the door I hear "HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!"...without even looking behind me I run as fast I can zig zaggin through the parking lot between cars tryin to lose his ass..This mother fucker was FAST..he caught up with me when I was duckin beside a car tryin to catch my breathe and out of no where he comes up to me, grabs my fucking hand and puts my wallet in it and says "you dropped your wallet" I was like "thanks" and left.

Bckpckr
2008-12-22, 06:42
One of the stranger stories I've read on TOTSE.

Drive by
2008-12-22, 06:48
How did that translate to you getting pawned?

LSA King
2008-12-22, 06:49
This mother fucker was FAST..he caught up with me when I was duckin beside a car tryin to catch my breathe and out of no where



LOL a K-Mart employee did this hahaha

Glukoza
2008-12-22, 07:00
something tells me its fake but its still funny. good one.

Pringles
2008-12-22, 07:09
WOW lol! was the employee black?

Bckpckr
2008-12-22, 07:11
WOW lol! was the employee black?
Is this even a serious question? He was a fast runner, of course he's black.

DeliciousCrack
2008-12-22, 07:23
http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

SkullFucker
2008-12-22, 07:50
http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

Whats the story behind your nickname?
I was thinking that we could meet if it means what i think it does.

DeliciousCrack
2008-12-22, 08:03
Whats the story behind your nickname?
I was thinking that we could meet if it means what i think it does.

Crack is delicious. You have some?

Let's meet.

SkullFucker
2008-12-22, 08:09
Crack is delicious. You have some?

Let's meet.

Dont everyone?

Friday at the frat house usual time?

mikehunt1
2008-12-22, 08:46
no he wasnt black, but was some white preppy faggot and I'm slow because i'm a smoker and run out of breath quick..I thought he was busting me and thank god I got my wallet back

RelapseTreatment
2008-12-22, 09:24
Lmfao.
You should know no kmart employee will chase you.
One of my best friends is a kmart LP, the only one too.
I steal so much motherfucking shit from that store.
They don't even inventory their losses.

mikehunt1
2008-12-22, 09:31
Lmfao.
You should know no kmart employee will chase you.
One of my best friends is a kmart LP, the only one too.
I steal so much motherfucking shit from that store.
They don't even inventory their losses.

Hmmm weird. I worked at Kmart when I was like 16-17 and they had 2-3 plain clothes guys, and they did chase people and tackle them if they had to. Also almost everytime I go there I see a mother fucker hand cuffed and being escorted out by the police.

Champ69
2008-12-22, 11:35
LOL! What a story, no-one chases anyone at my Kmart i've stolen alot of shit from there.. good times.

Emperor
2008-12-22, 13:40
I work at K-Mart.. not in LP.. but even I chase people

why? to be a dick

Losses don't affect me personally, but if I see a wigger stealing something I want to embarass them. and I'm fast and white

mythbuster13
2008-12-22, 16:54
I work at K-Mart.. not in LP.. but even I chase people

why? to be a dick

Losses don't affect me personally, but if I see a wigger stealing something I want to embarass them. and I'm fast and white

GTFO Asshole

Kulsh123
2008-12-22, 20:08
...I'm fast and white

Like Michael Jackson? :D

To the OP,

Thats fucked up...wonder what he thought when he saw you zig-zagging and shit...

DeliciousCrack
2008-12-22, 20:41
Fucked up in the game, gotta get back on my grizzie

Glukoza
2008-12-22, 20:43
Thats fucked up...wonder what he thought when he saw you zig-zagging and shit...

Yeah really.

mrpips562
2008-12-27, 03:45
i call bullshit, how did your wallet fall out of your pants? you stuck the flash drive up your sleeve? you were nowhere near your back pocket. i call bullshit, you my friend fail:mad:

RiVAL
2008-12-27, 18:48
Alright so I was doin the usual at my local Kmart..You know, lookin around to see what I can snatch..so I see a flash drive on the rack that I want..I quickly blade it close to my jacket, stick it in my sleeve while palming it and walk to the door..as soon as I walk to the door I hear "HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!"...without even looking behind me I run as fast I can zig zaggin through the parking lot between cars tryin to lose his ass..This mother fucker was FAST..he caught up with me when I was duckin beside a car tryin to catch my breathe and out of no where he comes up to me, grabs my fucking hand and puts my wallet in it and says "you dropped your wallet" I was like "thanks" and left.

wow totse...you've been TROLLED....this a Class 3 Troll that disguises himself well, first he runs a vending machine business, next he runs a computer store, next he preaches morality about not stealing and doing "good ideas" instead of bad ideas, and now his "rich ass" is stealing from kmart...

some gullible people in this world deserve to get trolled...

CorpseGrinder22
2008-12-27, 18:57
Is this even a serious question? He was a fast runner, of course he's black.

Well thats a dumb answer. Of course he wasnt black. We all know blacks dont work.

Green Tea is Good
2008-12-28, 05:27
that was extremely lacking in bel-air

Alright so I was doin the usual at my local Kmart..You know, lookin around to see what I can snatch..so I see a flash drive on the rack that I want..I quickly blade it close to my jacket, stick it in my sleeve while palming it and walk to the door..as soon as I walk to the door I hear "HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!"...without even looking behind me I run as fast I can zig zaggin through the parking lot between cars tryin to lose his ass..This mother fucker was FAST..he caught up with me when I was duckin beside a car tryin to catch my breathe and out of no where he comes up to me, grabs my fucking hand and i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air


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