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Lucid Dreamer
2008-12-23, 02:33
So i've been hanging out with this really cute girl lately and i'm afraid my dick may be to big
pennylane
2008-12-23, 02:39
Dude who cares about your dick size. if you want something- take it. Let yourself have it- you have nothing to be ashamed of. Your good nature probably gets her all wet- but it's a dangerous tool. Use it well- don't turn on yourself.
Why would she tell everyone you know? The only people that do that are ABSOLUTE BITCHES who just want to screw you, then screw you OVER or those that get extremely hurt by you (not just normal hurt but rip-your-heart-out hurt) and want you to feel some of that pain.
In short: if she's not a bitch, and you're not going to hurt her - go for it and enjoy it :D.
Lucid Dreamer
2008-12-23, 03:02
thanks for the advice guys..
ihatesawed_off_pump
2008-12-23, 03:17
Who cares if she's gonna tell her friends? Fuck her, and be ruthlessly selfish and degrading. Make her blow you, but don't even finger her - go from BJ to doggystyle. Come on her face, and act like an asshole. When your finished say "Go wash your face" and look at her like she's a piece of trash.
Fuck it, life's short.
NitrousMafia
2008-12-23, 04:33
thanks for the advice guys.. well unfortunately she is sort of a bitch, and she doesn't want to go out she just wants to fuck. and she has the type of friends that will hound her with stuff like "how was it" and "was he big?" and stuff like that and once they find out they will tell everyone
Check me out right here.....unless this bitch is like tip top dime piece your status will not be hurt except among her circle of friends...WHOM you probably will never meet or see...let alone date. So whats your worries? I destroyed shit before and i look back and think damn i ruined my rep amongst some shady ass fucking kids..who the fuck cares..i sure dont!!!
You asian brah? Just grab some vasodilators and you'll be alright.
Lucid Dreamer
2008-12-23, 06:27
yeah i guess thats true.. she isint super hot, na i'm not black
Numberjumbo
2008-12-23, 06:35
So i've been hanging out with this really cute girl lately (like way out of my league) and she pretty obviously wants to fuck me. So yesterday we are hanging out and she tells me that she knows my brother.. anyway i want to fuck her but i kind of have a small dick. In the past my friends and stuff havent known the people i've fucked but in this case i'm afraid she will tell everyone i know. What should i do just not fuck her and just deal with it or go for it?Then if she finds out your dick's small, then your brother's is small too obviously.
dark_rider_666
2008-12-23, 06:36
Then go for it, You have nothing to lose
Lucid Dreamer
2008-12-23, 06:57
Then if she finds out your dick's small, then your brother's is small too obviously.
whys that? and i am just worried about her telling my brother and then him using it against me and telling everyone because me and my brother dont really get along..
pennylane
2008-12-23, 08:54
Live your life.
jewishnazi
2008-12-23, 09:04
how small are we talking here?
you should be good with about 5 inches.
if your smaller than that you can always eat her out and finger her.
Name's Taken
2008-12-23, 10:04
If anyone makes fun of the size of your penis, rape them.
That'll show them who's the real man.
Agent 008
2008-12-23, 10:13
Hit that or I'll fly all the way down there and hit it for you.
thanks for the advice guys.. well unfortunately she is sort of a bitch, and she doesn't want to go out she just wants to fuck. and she has the type of friends that will hound her with stuff like "how was it" and "was he big?" and stuff like that and once they find out they will tell everyone
Who really gives a fug, you're be officially heralded as the "man" once you slam that fine piece and your bros will certainly give you major points from this conquest. If she actually values the friendship you have, she will lie for you if her friends interrogate her about the liaison; maybe sexing it up and making you sound like a total beast dude. Just don't be nervous, cause it doesn't matter how big it is, technically you just gotta hit it like a pro golfer and their be over the moon singing your praises. ;)
Thread title says it all.
Nah man you should avoid sex entirely, like for the rest of your life. Because there will always be the chance that the girl just might tell someone.
king_spi_ral
2008-12-23, 14:07
Nah man you should avoid sex entirely, like for the rest of your life. Because there will always be the chance that the girl just might tell someone.
i agree with this guy. I suggest you completely ignore her and tell everyone she has a small dick. Win.
dick size really doesnt matter if you know how to use your gear. i had an ex fuck buddy who was a mad nympho and loved black dudes and all that (told me one had a 10 inch dick which is just fucking insanity). but even with almost a 4 inch difference, im still to this day the BEST sex shes ever had. and thats coming from her as well as her best friend :)
just a little example for ya to lift those spirits.
n3rdy_g3rty
2008-12-23, 16:47
Bigger does NOT always mean better. :rolleyes: It's all about the experience. There are ways around having a small dick.
If she bitches about how bad it was, you could always say how she was a loose whore anyway, and that she wasn't worth the fuck in the first place.:D:D:D
Do it. That really isn't the kind of gremlin you want slowly but violently raping your psyche as you get older. Confront that motherfucker. Screw the girl (I mean literally fornicate with her, not like "oh, screw her...").
Why would she tell everyone you know? The only people that do that are ABSOLUTE BITCHES who just want to screw you, then screw you OVER or those that get extremely hurt by you (not just normal hurt but rip-your-heart-out hurt) and want you to feel some of that pain.
In short: if she's not a bitch, and you're not going to hurt her - go for it and enjoy it :D.
his dick is SO small that he is asking for a rip-your-heart-out kind of bitch
Numberjumbo
2008-12-23, 23:32
whys that? and i am just worried about her telling my brother and then him using it against me and telling everyone because me and my brother dont really get along..Because you and your brother have the same DNA...
that would be one super fucked up brother,
why don't you give your brother some head and call it even? lmfao
Mr Smith
2008-12-24, 02:31
lol just get the girl so worked up and so hot for it that it won't matter how small you are.
go all out on her and she won't give a fuck about size.