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obsessed
2008-12-23, 06:58
what would be the best sexual experience a guy could receive from his girlfriend? i want to surprise my boyfriend on xmas with something mind blowing (since we'll be alone). any ideas/suggestions?

Hexadecimal
2008-12-23, 07:06
what would be the best sexual experience a guy could receive from his girlfriend? i want to surprise my boyfriend on xmas with something mind blowing (since we'll be alone). any ideas/suggestions?

Tell him that he can do absolutely anything to you that he wants to, no matter what it is. We have no idea what his deepest fantasies are, and you probably don't either...he does, though.

Numberjumbo
2008-12-23, 07:08
Let him give the pancakes "custom topping" then you eat them.

reborn thief
2008-12-23, 07:10
suprise buttsecks. I promise he'll love it. Or your money back, not garunteed

jolt890
2008-12-23, 07:45
what would be the best sexual experience a guy could receive from his girlfriend? i want to surprise my boyfriend on xmas with something mind blowing (since we'll be alone). any ideas/suggestions?

Go down on him in a santa hat, swallow, then leave the room.

...and come back with a sammich.

-N-

arquin
2008-12-23, 07:57
Mind blowing? Blow your brains out you fucking female scum! :mad: :mad:

Sorry :)

A serious idea: Make him a deck of cards. Each card should contain a different sexual act/favor. You hand him the whole deck and when he wants to redeem what is written on the card he just hands them to you.

Examples:

Anal
Drug sex
Bondage
Facial
Special dinner
Rain check
Get out of jail free (if he fucks up)
Oil massage
Blind folded sex
etc.

Make the cards as exciting as you're willing to be. An excellent, yet free, present. Then on top of that get him something small like a bracelet or something.

:mad: this was going to be my fucking xmas present :( :( :( :mad:

Cpt.Winters
2008-12-23, 08:04
Anal



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ihatesawed_off_pump
2008-12-23, 10:00
Smoke a blunt with him (if you two smoke), then give him a great blowjob - at least half an hour. Blow him to completion. Then bring him his favorite sandwich with his favorite drink, 'cause he's gonna have the munchies. When he's done eating, clean up his mess and bring him a beer, then sit in his lap and tell him you're ready for anal.

Agent 008
2008-12-23, 10:10
A serious idea: Make him a deck of cards. Each card should contain a different sexual act/favor. You hand him the whole deck and when he wants to redeem what is written on the card he just hands them to you.

Examples:

Anal
Drug sex
Bondage
Facial
Special dinner
Rain check
Get out of jail free (if he fucks up)
Oil massage
Blind folded sex
etc.

Make the cards as exciting as you're willing to be. An excellent, yet free, present. Then on top of that get him something small like a bracelet or something.

This ftw!

Name's Taken
2008-12-23, 10:13
You+Him+hooker=Win

delerium tremens
2008-12-23, 11:55
Let him give the pancakes "custom topping" then you eat them.

..........cum omelette?

Malkog
2008-12-23, 12:25
What you don't have anything to offer him besides your body? Haven't you heard of material possessions? Jesus, he probably got you something really nice too.

5MOK420
2008-12-23, 15:38
make a porno with him, and be wild as hell for it. i know that would make me stoked :) or just give him multiple blowjobs that day. and make him breakfast and dinner. get him a 12 pack as well. if he uses a type of drug, find his poison and get it for him.
choose 3 or more

5MOK420
2008-12-23, 15:39
What you don't have anything to offer him besides your body? Haven't you heard of material possessions? Jesus, he probably got you something really nice too.

id rather have sex than a watch or movie. material is exactly that, material.

Rykoshet
2008-12-23, 15:49
id rather have sex than a watch or movie. material is exactly that, material.

Yeah but the bitch should be doling out Grade A sex 365, not just on the winter solstice.

n3rdy_g3rty
2008-12-23, 16:36
Cook him his favorite meal, whatever that may be....dressed in practically nothing. Bring him his food, a beer, sit on his lap, and tell him what a naughty girl you've been this year ^_^ haha

obsessed
2008-12-23, 17:00
just to clarify...this bitch does have good sex with him more than just christmas :) and i have gotten him a few expensive gifts. its not often we get the house to ourselves which is why i said i wanted to do something mind blowing. thanks for the ideas!

pyroman5000
2008-12-23, 18:10
Drug sex
This is just plain stupid.

arquin
2008-12-23, 18:14
This is just plain stupid.

As in:

1. All sex should already be drug sex.

2. Having sex on drugs is not cool?

pyroman5000
2008-12-23, 21:26
As in:

1. All sex should already be drug sex.

2. Having sex on drugs is not cool?

As in getting high, boning, and calling it a gift is fucking stupid.

PirateJoe
2008-12-23, 22:01
Smoke a blunt with him (if you two smoke), then give him a great blowjob - at least half an hour. Blow him to completion. Then bring him his favorite sandwich with his favorite drink, 'cause he's gonna have the munchies. When he's done eating, clean up his mess and bring him a beer, then sit in his lap and tell him you're ready for anal.

Best Idea

Rykoshet
2008-12-23, 22:40
As in getting high, boning, and calling it a gift is fucking stupid.

Yes, but the point stands. Because of 1 or because of 2?

pyroman5000
2008-12-23, 23:55
Yes, but the point stands. Because of 1 or because of 2?

I'm leaning toward number 2 solely because not all sex should be drug sex. Those are two stupid options to pick from though.

holloworld
2008-12-24, 00:25
ffm threesome

face_smack360
2008-12-24, 00:30
Rimjob?

parkour881
2008-12-24, 00:31
ffm threesome

this ftw

Fallen Angust
2008-12-24, 00:33
As in getting high, boning, and calling it a gift is fucking stupid.

Your right, it should be a requirement.

pyroman5000
2008-12-24, 06:16
Your right, it should be a requirement.

/facepalm

Moron

5MOK420
2008-12-24, 07:51
Yeah but the bitch should be doling out Grade A sex 365, not just on the winter solstice.

touche.

5MOK420
2008-12-24, 07:53
Best Idea

ever.

cooldarkknick
2008-12-24, 20:00
touche.

For future reference...

ever.

Multi-quoting in one post is a lot easier, and less annoying than making two posts.


And just ask him what he wants, whatever it is, give it to him.

ArmsMerchant
2008-12-24, 20:05
suprise buttsecks. I promise he'll love it.


That would be my suggestion. Get some K-Y in advance, take it slow and easy, and don't be surprised if he comes in record time.