Some girl thinks she can sell molly and not get jacked. A few friends and myself have been toying around with the idea and two of us decided that we are going to rob her. She's typically with some faggoty fake ass wiggers but that's not a problem as I'm sure once I pull my .357 and my black homeboy draws his glock they'll be all ears and we'll have 100% cooperation.

They don't know me personally, and it'll be me and another anonymous nig that are going to be the muscle of this operation. I was wondering if I should just demand the molly and then leave or if I should take the time to mug them each of their wallets, watches, phones, etc. I am thinking I should at least take their phones so they can't call the pigs quickly, but I'm not sure how many there are going to be. We don't want to stick around too long and will be wearing masks, and the deal will hopefully go down in a park.

Anyone got experience with this sort of shit? The guys that are no doubt going to be with her will have knives at most, they're all 17-19 year old white males.

If you're not going to say something helpful then I'll tell you straight up, shut the fuck up. Just because you don't jack people and shit doesn't mean that the rest of BI is as pussy as you are. These questions are aimed at the real people that populate Bad Ideas, though they are few and far inbetween I know that there are some.

Thanks.

Sounds like it could work well.

Some questions though:

1.) How much weed/drugs/whatever are you planning to rob from them? It should atleas be enough to where it's worth it.

2.) Are you absoutley sure they won't reckognize you? Perhaps consider wearing masks or some other disguse.

As for taking other things: Seince you have them at gunpoint you might as well make it worth your efforts. You should take any phones, money, weapons ect.

Also before you leave bear mace them to prevent anyone trying to play hero when you leaving.

Happy robbing!!

Thanks for the serious response man, and also we are going to "buy" as much as she has so hopefully she'll be loaded, if not we're not going to do it and wait until she restocks. I don't have bearmace, but I have some normal pepper spray and that should work well enough right? I wouldn't know as I've never been sprayed or sprayed anyone myself. And we're definitely going to be wearing masks and non identifiable clothes that we're going to dispose of afterwords. If she's with more than three people we're not going to do it but I figure if she's just with two or so, that's just more loot. I'm positive that they don't know me and the area they live is about 30 minutes away from my own town, and the guy I'll be working with is one of my childhood friends and he knows how to talk to police, keep his mouth shut after a job, etc.

I'm getting more and more pumped for this and hope to be able to pull this off quickly, I'll definitely keep this post updated. Any more advice is appreciated and thanks again for the input.

If you've already met her once talk as little as possible or try disguising your voice, have your accomplice do most of the talking and demanding because his voice is fresh, meaning it hasn't been heard yet. Make sure you trust the guy helping you rob them, make sure. Plan out what you're going to say before hand. stuff like "get the fuck on the floor, keep your fucking hands where i can see them". And just because they're white doesn't mean they're not fucking down ( i doubt they are though) so be cautious, that goes without saying. If you think you have time to search them, do so(hopefully no passer by comes along). If they have knives, keep them or chuck them far away so they have shit to chase(or throw it at their car window, just to scare them some more). If they are traveling in a car, be sure to check the car for some of the stash, check glove compartments, bags(if you have to, just take the fucking bags), trunk, even pop the hood if you want, and take their spark plug, so they cant chase you with their car. Chop shop the car if you think it's worth it and have the balls to add grand theft to your list of jail time, but either way you get caught it's a lot of time anyways...

those are just a few suggested ideas. If possible, drive by from a distance and try to see how many of her friends are there with her. You can choose to have one of you go up behind the girl and her friends (for the element of surprise).

well this is just a bunch of random shit i could think of, but when it's all said and done, only you will see the scenarios available to you, so think of your options and imagine the different scenes in your head before you go.

ONLY ONLY if it's necessary, shoot them, you can claim it as self defense, if they have weapons on them later.

Lol... how would it take extra time to search them? Just bring a solid bag, and at gun point, tell em to empty out all their shit into it. Chances are, if you have a gun in your face, you're just gonna drop your shit in the bag and cower, honestly, so why take the time to search and all that? Plus, you'd have to have steel balls to try to hide something when you have a gun in your face, theres really no need for a search, you can just ask them to politely dump their valuables in a bag.

lol, I hope you get shot..... naw but seriously go breaK into some semi-trailers or something(perfect time for this), chances are she's not going to have a lot of product/cash on her. Go do somethin worth while and leave the kids alone..

Robberies are only worthwhile when you know for a fact it's going to be worth it..

Seems to me that if you're going to rob someone like that, you should probably only take the stuff they can't call the cops on you for.

Save pulling the weapons out, thats the last thing you want her to see is a gun on your persons. If there is two of you try to position yourselves so one of you is in front and the other is more toward her back no matter which way she looks. That way when she turns her blind eye on one of you for a split second the other whips out the pistola and whips her in the back of the head.

Pepper Spray (the foam shit) works mother fucking wonders. If I were you I wouldn't steal much more then the product. Robbing drug dealers usually doesn't get the police involved unless you steal wallets, id's, phones, jewelery, etc. Remember either way they could still call the cops though. They could just say two random guys robbed them. After all they wouldn't have any product on them because you stole it. I would suggest you leave them with something to prevent this.

Seems to me that if you're going to rob someone like that, you should probably only take the stuff they can't call the cops on you for.

Did you miss the whole part about the disguises and the fact that this girl doesn't know him personally?

Anyways Delicious Crack your plan sounds fine, some random kids aren't gonna put up resistance if you've gotta gun.

Tell linny she isn't allowed to sell molly

Sounds like a good plan. I personally wouldn't steal the car or their wallets (take the cash out of them, but leave the wallet with them). Maybe take the phones and dump them somewhere so they can't immediately call the cops. If it's a nice phone jack it and sell it on CraigsList.

Thanks for the serious response man, and also we are going to "buy" as much as she has so hopefully she'll be loaded, if not we're not going to do it and wait until she restocks. I don't have bearmace, but I have some normal pepper spray and that should work well enough right? I wouldn't know as I've never been sprayed or sprayed anyone myself. And we're definitely going to be wearing masks and non identifiable clothes that we're going to dispose of afterwords. If she's with more than three people we're not going to do it but I figure if she's just with two or so, that's just more loot. I'm positive that they don't know me and the area they live is about 30 minutes away from my own town, and the guy I'll be working with is one of my childhood friends and he knows how to talk to police, keep his mouth shut after a job, etc.

I'm getting more and more pumped for this and hope to be able to pull this off quickly, I'll definitely keep this post updated. Any more advice is appreciated and thanks again for the input.


Good idea with the wait till she is stoked thing. And yes, pepper spray is good.

As for "knowing how to talk to cops", the best way to go about that is to plea the 5th on every question and demand a lawyer right off the bat. The number 1 reason people get caught is by talking to the cops.

Probly wouldnt even need the gun, that is if its some girl and faggy wigs like you say. People make robbing drug dealers sound like fucking suicide, but really if you have a situation like this and you're not scared it could be easy.

As for "knowing how to talk to cops", the best way to go about that is to plea the 5th on every question and demand a lawyer right off the bat. The number 1 reason people get caught is by talking to the cops.

Pleading the fifth is for when you're in court. If you said "I plead the fifth!" to a cop he'd probably laugh at you. Requesting a lawyer and remaining silent through questioning is the best bet. Although depending on the situation they can charge you with obstruction of justice.

If it's to the point where you're in an interrogation room with the police, you should shut the fuck up and ask for a lawyer. Tell them nothing. Ever. They are allowed to lie to you during questioning, so you can't trust ANYTHING they say. Just shut the fuuuuck up and get a lawyer there.

rob your friends too so she doesnt suspect them of being involved.

People make robbing drug dealers sound like fucking suicide, but really if you have a situation like this and you're not scared it could be easy.



If you rob the wrong guy and your in the wrong place it damn sure can be suicide. If your dealer will only sell to you in the ghetto parts of town or where he feels is "his territory" you fucking a right it can get dangerous just with out robbing him. Also have to remember dealers will rob you! I've heard more people getting robbed by dealers then people who've actually robbed a dealer.


Try manning up to a black thug in the ghetto who sells crack/cocaine/heroin. You might just find yourself in a body bag. Maybe not that day but eventually. Those are the three dealers I would never rob shit from unless they were out of town. People kill for a gram of coke.

rob your friends too so she doesnt suspect them of being involved.

lol, and make sure you do drugs before, during, and after said activities.

do it. ive got a bitch ass friend who pretty much invites random wiggers and nigs to rob him by flashing his money and pounds all the time in front of complete strangers. he has had his door kicked in and his house looted literally 5 times in the last 3-4 months.. the funny part is i think it's the same dude everytime and the dealer knows who he is and is too much of a bitch to take action..

my personal 2 cents, gun point, demand their phones demand wallets demand jewelry and demand the location of the drugs. once she gives it to you say "no bitch ALL OF IT".

even if that is all of it she will find something else to appease you out of pure fear. i.e. she may have another money stash in her closet or under her bed or some shit.

make sure one of you positions yourself in the path of escape so no one goes anywhere. you basically got control the situation and the people like you do with your dogs when they get out of line. just be as bold as you fucking can and keep a serious look on your face.

once you leave dispose of the phones appropriately unless they are some valuble smart phones, regardless take the batteries and sim cards out immediately. jewelry can be disposed of on craigslist if its even real.

the molly i would recommend offing in one load so you don't gotta risk encountering people she knows that wouldn't be too happy about your recent acts.

the cash is you and your boys and that shit is cold hard cash, no hassle, no paper trail no risk of getting caught with that.

edit- masks are a good idea and the asking for as much as possible idea is good. my last lil tip would be unless the jewerly or other items are worth a lot of money, just go for the drugs and money and phones. that way 1. she won't report the robbery unless she's retarded. 2. she wont have her phone to call anyone potentially dangerous after you leave and you have all her connects and she has no chance of fucking it up for you by calling someone while youre in the process of robbing.

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oh yeah last edit- both of you should have handguns and one of you should definitly have a shotty or an intimidating rifle. like when you both go in, have your pistols then when she shows the shit your boy acts liek he left the money out in the car, he comes back in pointing the shotgun at everyone telling them not to make a move not to make a sound. and if you have them, use silencers on your gun just for the simple point that it's scary as fuck when someone points a silenced gun at you.

Did you miss the whole part about the disguises and the fact that this girl doesn't know him personally?


Sure, I also caught the fact that he's going to arrange this with her beforehand, making it bleedingly obvious that he's connected to the crime to anyone with half a brain. While this may just be some dumb bitch who can't put two and two together, but that's risky as shit. She doesn't have to know him personally (and it's better for her if she doesnt, cops-wise) but she doesn't need to to describe him.

Sure she'll probably have an idea who it was, but he said she didn't know him personally, which means she shouldn't have his information and probably doesn't know what he looks like, so she really has nothing to tell the cops that could lead to him.

I don't believe anybody in this thread. I don't believe crime happens this often, and I don't believe you can get away with any of it. Either you guys are lying, or the news/murder statistics are lying.

2.) Are you absoutley sure they won't reckognize you? Perhaps consider wearing masks or some other disguse.

perhaps consider reading the thread.

If she didn't know me personally I would make sure she did. Buy little bits off her here and there. Then once you have her trust bump up the sale to something big. Arrange a spot (her house is better but whatever) and meet her. Whip out the gun and say if you move your dead. Search her and take all that shit car and all. Just never talk to her again. She's not gonna call the cops.

I did something similar, it was my old buddies cousin. He sold coke and kush, since he was my buddies cousin my buddy knew EVERYTHING about his setup. Waited till his girlfriend was at work, said I wanted to buy an ounce of soft off him (not an unusual occurance) This kid thought he was the shit, diamond watch, gold earrings ring on every finger bracelets chains all this shit. I just whipped him in the face until he took it all off grabbed the ounce and made him get outta the car with the keys in it. Drove to his house, got his bud stash, his coke stash, ps3's, 360, DVDs all his cash n scrap gold, old phones fuckin' everything. Loaded his car up with it and took it to my house and emptied it, even stole his sound system and stole all his customers cause I had his phone. Just ditched his car and never talked to him again.

I don't believe anybody in this thread. I don't believe crime happens this often, and I don't believe you can get away with any of it. Either you guys are lying, or the news/murder statistics are lying.

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well your right about one thing lawl.

Sure she'll probably have an idea who it was, but he said she didn't know him personally, which means she shouldn't have his information and probably doesn't know what he looks like, so she really has nothing to tell the cops that could lead to him.

... how do you think criminals get caught, exactly, when someone becomes a victim of someone they've never met? There was nothing in there to suggest that she's never seen him before, and in fact, the opposite is implied by the fact that he's seen her, knows who she is and who she hangs out with.

So she reports him for ripping off her legitimate shit, the cops maybe investigate, and he potentially gets busted.

So she reports him for ripping off her legitimate shit

i see shit like that on judge judy. years ago though.

i see shit like that on judge judy. years ago though.

Happens often enough, I'm sure. A taxi driver around here got beaten badly, and while the official word was robbery, it was pretty clear to everyone else that it was related to some dealing.

I used to sell a little weed, and I was robbed during a deal once. They took my wallet, cell phone, and the product. I called the police and reported it as a random robbery, lying up a beautiful story about why I was where I was and all that. Of course, I left out the part about the weed, and only reported my shit stolen. The cops bought it, and I thought the whole mess was behind me.

Then, they caught the guys, who confessed that they were there to buy weed from me. I was freaking out However, the detectives and D.A. told me they couldn't care less what I was there to do, they only wanted to convict the robbers. I ended up not getting into any shit at all, and the two kids are now in jail.

So go ahead and take the molly, but once you get into taking the other stuff then your safety net's gone.

- Tom

Have your black friend do all the talking (unless you're black, in which case it doesn't matter). People are more intimidated by angry nigs than angry whites.

And don't forget to put your cock in her pussy.

I used to sell a little weed, and I was robbed during a deal once. They took my wallet, cell phone, and the product. I called the police and reported it as a random robbery, lying up a beautiful story about why I was where I was and all that. Of course, I left out the part about the weed, and only reported my shit stolen. The cops bought it, and I thought the whole mess was behind me.

Then, they caught the guys, who confessed that they were there to buy weed from me. I was freaking out However, the detectives and D.A. told me they couldn't care less what I was there to do, they only wanted to convict the robbers. I ended up not getting into any shit at all, and the two kids are now in jail.

So go ahead and take the molly, but once you get into taking the other stuff then your safety net's gone.

- Tom

Sooooo basically, your a snitch... Awesome

I am pretty sure most of the other posts covered many things, as I quit reading after the first page, but just know that if you ever pull a gun on somebody, you must be ready to use it.

Beyond that, sounds like a good idea, just stay cool and enjoy. It is a very thrilling task, but not very difficult. As for taking all of their shit, go for it. You should even take their shoes and throw them away somewhere, just to make it more humiliating for them.

I am curious, how are you suppose to convince someone you dont know to meet you somewhere with a bunch of dope? If she is new to dealing then it could be possable but any real dealer i ever delt with either got me to go to their crib, where they have their guns under their couch and wutnot or met me somewhere in their car that favoured them, where they knew the area 100% and had their crue with them and they knew me and gave me their number before hand. since its a chick and her crue is a bunch of wanksters it seems like a good target, good job senceing weakness but i jus cant imagine anyone dumb enough to meet a stranger somewhere dark and empty with a bunch of dope. also if it is sum noob dealer, u sure armed robbery is worth the risk, i wouldent arm rob anyone unless i got at LEAST 2oz so your targer seems like an easy hit, but would it really be worth it? the pay off that is. seems liek the risk outweights the pay off. but ya, plz answer, how do u get someone u dont know to meet you with a large quanity of dope? do one of ur boyz have her number and knows her? but to me it seems like anyone dumb enough to fall for that shit, wont have enough worth robbing.

Sooooo basically, your a snitch... Awesome

Yeah, he is.

Snitches get...

... payback, lol.

jack their car at gunpoint and take their clothes and leave them naked in the middle of the night in the middle of a nigger neighborhood

just shoot the fuckers and take everything.. You a hard nigguh? or a fuck nigguh?


honestly im not trolling... but what you are proposing is just fucking ignorant if you want your name in the paper do something worth it.

plus.. i've carried a gun since I was 16.. so good luck.

Ride or Die.

From experience I would say that you should rob her dealer.. Or if you dont want that you should follow her around for a few days and find her stash.,

Anyone ever heard of the gang FSU?

Honestly, no bullshit, three of my sister's friends tried the same thing a little while ago. Two of them went to jail, straight from the hospital, and the other one is dead. She still has the brick from the retaining wall of the apartment complex that they destroyed in the process of being shot.

sounds like it could work well.

Some questions though:

1.) how much weed/drugs/whatever are you planning to rob from them? It should atleas be enough to where it's worth it.

2.) are you absoutley sure they won't reckognize you? Perhaps consider wearing masks or some other disguse.

As for taking other things: Seince you have them at gunpoint you might as well make it worth your efforts. You should take any phones, money, weapons ect.

Also before you leave bear mace them to prevent anyone trying to play hero when you leaving.

Happy robbing!!

hey fuck you cc, i was here before you and my extra c will shove its monster cock up your tight little urethra and split your dick in 2!!

Sooooo basically, your a snitch... Awesome

I wouldn't have said anything if they only took the bud. As soon as you put your hands into my bank accounts, fuck yeah I'm gonna do something about it. I had no idea who these kids were, as I had met them earlier that day. They shouldn't have been stupid enough to start playing with my plastic.

And if they feel like talking about it with me, I'd be more than happy to have them over and we could discuss the matter over a half-dozen 20-gauge shotgun shells. They should be lucky they only did a little time.

- Tom

hey fuck you cc, i was here before you and my extra c will shove its monster cock up your tight little urethra and split your dick in 2!!



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I was wondering if I should just demand the molly and then leave or if I should take the time to mug them each of their wallets, watches, phones, etc. I am thinking I should at least take their phones so they can't call the pigs quickly, but I'm not sure how many there are going to be. We don't want to stick around too long and will be wearing masks, and the deal will hopefully go down in a park.

Anyone got experience with this sort of shit? The guys that are no doubt going to be with her will have knives at most, they're all 17-19 year old white males.

if your gonna rob you might as well take everything of value your still gettin the same charge if your popped.

and like someone else said ask yourself if its worth it, if your only makin a few g's but yet get popped and do 5-10+ years your stupid as hell..

weigh the risk vs rewards. not too long ago a judge here gave someone life in prison for robbin a store for $4,000, the dude was 22 and didnt have any priors so just know dependin where your at a judge has guidelines but he can still go over that if he chooses.

everyone goes in with the mindset of not gettin caught but shit can turn sour just like that. personally if i was robbin im not risking mandatory fed time for carryin a piece durin a robbery and another 5 for the robbery just for a small time bitches half oz of molly id rather go after some big dawgs with a few kilos of yay. hell its the same charge either way.

also you gotta worry about who your doin dirty with, i dont care how true you think your road dawgs are theres some fools out there that'll roll over on you to save their own ass once shit gets hot to get a better deal.

Aight, your plan sounds good, but you need to make sure you will not get caught, by the police or by your vics.

Here are the two ways i would go about doing this:

1 - Involve a 3rd friend, someone you trust really well, and have them set up the buy. Have your friend pay them, then come out of nowhere and rob all 3 of them, making it look like the third friend is not involved and that this is just a random robbery.

2 - Follow them around for a few days but dont let them see you, this way you can learn their regular deals, hangouts, stash location etc.

Whatever you choose make sure you do the following.

Only grab weed and paper, unless there is a chain or phone that is too sickk to pass up. If one of them has an ipod, dont bother stealing it, just more to tie you to the robbery. I wouldnt steal the phone unless it was like a blackberry or iPhone, and you know how to hack phones from a computer. Since there white and bitches, their parents probably pay their plan, and a lot of phone companies allow you to log on to their website and track the phone from its GPS, not the sim card. I would take their phones, throw their batteries far away and hand them their phones back.

Plan it out well, but DO NOT Draw out plans on paper, unless you can burn them before the robbery. If by some chance you do get caught, po po's get a warrant, and they find plans of the robbery in your house or on your PC your in even deeper shit. I guarantee a judge would go harder on you if there was that type of evidence.

After you study their routine, (or if youve set up a deal with a third friend) and if you've found a secluded place like a park where they walk at night, go there during the day, and scope everything out. Make your plans accordingly, but again, keep it off paper.

Just to be safe, id have your guns loaded but not cocked, theres a shitload of people that shoot people by accident during robberies. If you do end up shooting them, pick up your casings, and dont walk through grass, sand, mud etc. because then the po's will be able to lift a shoeprint.

Be assertive, but not too violent, theres a happy medium. Make sure they dont have anything else by saying something like "No cracka i fucking said all the weed" Even if its all they had, it still intimidates them more.

Just remember the basics, wear gloves, masks, sunglasses, disposable black clothes that are easy to run in. All this is just for added security to make sure you dont end up in a 4x8 cell, but chances are if you just get paper and chronic or coke, they wont be telling police.

Also, this is fucking hard after a robbery but DONT BRAG!!! thats how you get jumped and get your shit handed to you.(im not sayin you dont get a chance against these bitches, but if 5 of them get you alone when your unsuspecting your fucked, i dont care if your bond) The only reason why ive never been caught is because i havent told anyone but my crew, because if you tell one person in secret, they tell another person in secret, so on and so on, and then it gets back to the people you robbed.

I think OP got v&

Thanks for all the sound advice guys, there's a lot more people on this board that know what they're talking about than I expected. If things go as planned this shit's playing out either tonight or tomorrow. And as suggested, we've added another person to the crew. We're gonna try and arrange it to go down at her house but worst case scenario it'll be like I said in the OP, in a sketchy park at dark.

Will keep updated.


(hypothetically)

Some girl thinks she can sell molly and not get jacked. A few friends and myself have been toying around with the idea and two of us decided that we are going to rob her. She's typically with some faggoty fake ass wiggers but that's not a problem as I'm sure once I pull my .357 and my black homeboy draws his glock they'll be all ears and we'll have 100% cooperation.

They don't know me personally, and it'll be me and another anonymous nig that are going to be the muscle of this operation. I was wondering if I should just demand the molly and then leave or if I should take the time to mug them each of their wallets, watches, phones, etc. I am thinking I should at least take their phones so they can't call the pigs quickly, but I'm not sure how many there are going to be. We don't want to stick around too long and will be wearing masks, and the deal will hopefully go down in a park.

Anyone got experience with this sort of shit? The guys that are no doubt going to be with her will have knives at most, they're all 17-19 year old white males.

If you're not going to say something helpful then I'll tell you straight up, shut the fuck up. Just because you don't jack people and shit doesn't mean that the rest of BI is as pussy as you are. These questions are aimed at the real people that populate Bad Ideas, though they are few and far inbetween I know that there are some.

Thanks.

seeing as what a tough shit you are...go rob her supplier and you'll see how fun it is when his crew pulls full auto ak's in your face...tell your mother not to worry, you'll be dead by two

Updates Delicious?

Where a jumpsuit that resembles the ones that a garbageman would wear and bring trash bags. You could even pull off wearing a facemask and sunglasses/goggles if its during daylight. A lot of garbagemen wear those. Pistol whip one of them really fuckin hard and and tell them to get the fuck on the ground. Then proceed to yank their pants and jackets off and stuff them in a bag. Maybe gag and plasticuff them real quick and stuff em behind some bushes. This should buy you a few minutes before joggers run across them. A lot of people know about the 3rd man routine. Better just use that motherfucker for extra muscle. Just show up early and act like you're picking up trash. Remember to manhandle the fuck out of them. Bounce their heads off the ground and kick em and shit constantly. Try not to make too much noise though or people will know someones getting raped.

Thanks for all the sound advice guys, there's a lot more people on this board that know what they're talking about than I expected. If things go as planned this shit's playing out either tonight or tomorrow. And as suggested, we've added another person to the crew. We're gonna try and arrange it to go down at her house but worst case scenario it'll be like I said in the OP, in a sketchy park at dark.

Will keep updated.


(hypothetically)




Did you make it out alive?

I assume you have bitched out b/c shit doesnt take this long.

yea are you dead, or in jail?

R.I.P DeliciousCrack. :(

Anyone ever heard of the gang FSU?

Ever heard of the rolling 20s, nigga? Since I was 16, I'm saying spoon, nigga, I'm sayin' frosty. Yo, we fucked dwarves in the ass!

Well I saw an episode of gangland on the history channel. It talked about the gang FSU. They used to rob drug dealers using a strategy called mob attacks. They swarmed the guy and beat him up and took his money.