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lazynbrown
2008-12-23, 23:55
we both had a deep spiritual connection. sex has been 100x better and she is doing everything for me. she says she feels so at peace with me.

thoughts?

pyroman5000
2008-12-24, 00:06
only one: dont smoke salvia. if you want to enjoy salvia, chew it.

anyone who smokes it like a blunt is a fucking moron.

Malkog
2008-12-24, 00:18
Sounds like you've set the bar a bit higher now. You're going to have to perform a lot better every time now, or she's just going to be disappointed. In fact, it will probably doom the relationship. Every time you guys have sex, she'll just be thinking about that time, and how good it was compared to this time. Eventually it will get too much for her and she'll become a nun.

So, you should always stick to mediocre sex, or take copious and and increasing amounts of drugs every time you bang.

Ziv423
2008-12-24, 01:20
only one: dont smoke salvia. if you want to enjoy salvia, chew it.

anyone who smokes it like a blunt is a fucking moron.

I've never once heard of someone smoking a joint, let alone a blunt of salvia. That is surely a dumbass move. A bowl is okay though.

YellowBrickRoad
2008-12-24, 01:31
we both had a deep spiritual connection. sex has been 100x better and she is doing everything for me. she says she feels so at peace with me.

thoughts?


I'm sure in 3.2 months when you break up you'll say you two had a "deep spiritual connection".....psshhh...

LSA King
2008-12-24, 01:57
only one: dont smoke salvia. if you want to enjoy salvia, chew it.

anyone who smokes it like a blunt is a fucking moron.


Fuck that smoking 20x is better.

arquin
2008-12-24, 03:42
Fuck that smoking 20x is better.

Exactly. Big cones of 25x.

That's why I was wondering why in the OP said he had deep spiritual connections. When I smoke it, it's like :| *waits* :| *waits* 8O "Bleargh....blaa.....meergg" talking to Mike Libowsky from monsters inc, except he's a cameraman for something like the Truman show which I'm the subject of, but they don't bother being inconspicuous, they just follow me around, filming me like a poorly made reality TV show.

Spiritual? No. I think I was just freaked out that my friends were filming me.

So chewing it is actually spiritual you say?

Zok
2008-12-24, 03:58
I don't want to turn this into a chemistry thread, but if you *really* want to experience salvia for what it is do this: Get yourself a high proof vodka or grain alcohol (151 or everclear). Take dry salvia leaves or an extract and soak them in the mixture for a few days. Strain the foliage out and heat the remaining liquid in the microwave until it boils (shouldn't take too long at all). What you have now is a tincture. Swallow a bit of that and you'll know what salvia is about. Salvia was originally chewed on and the active chemicals were absorbed through the mouth and stomach. When it's bound to alcohol it gets absorbed MUCH quicker (because that's what alcohol does). It also tends to last a lot longer when you ingest it instead of smoke it.

But anyway, I highly recommend using psychs to connect with your lover on a new level. As long as you're both in the same mindset when you go into the experience, chances are you'll enjoy it. When you take a psych with your partner, you're showing them that you trust them on a psychological level - which is often much more important than what can happen on a physical level. When you're able to have this kind of connection with someone, sex is so much better.

Glad to hear it worked out for you :)

arquin
2008-12-24, 04:19
But anyway, I highly recommend using psychs to connect with your lover on a new level.

I'd make the suggestion of mushrooms, and if possible a small amount of MDMA or another empathogen.

Zok
2008-12-24, 04:23
I'd make the suggestion of mushrooms, and if possible a small amount of MDMA or another empathogen.

And on this note, I do NOT suggest LSD. Sex is confusing and almost impossible. Shrooms are excellent because the high is entirely manageable and the come-down is so... cuddly :) I've never done MDMA so I couldn't advise you on that.

pyroman5000
2008-12-24, 06:15
Fuck that smoking 20x is better.

So you're telling me that having to get a 20x concentration and smoking it just to get a 5-minute trip is better than chewing fresh salvia leaves and getting an hour-long trip?

You're a total jackass. So wrapped up in smoking everything you dont even know what you're missing. Its cockfucks like you that are gonna make salvia illegal. Its not just another way to get high you know. Its not 'fun'. Its a spiritual voyage.

hollywood undead 420
2008-12-24, 06:40
only one: dont smoke salvia. if you want to enjoy salvia, chew it.

anyone who smokes it like a blunt is a fucking moron.

you are dumb for saying that.

the salvinorum or some shit has a vaporization point at 300 degrees thats why u smoke it in a glass bowl, with a torch lighter

sorry for calling u dumb :(

TheVizier
2008-12-24, 07:33
You're a total jackass. So wrapped up in smoking everything you dont even know what you're missing. Its cockfucks like you that are gonna make salvia illegal. Its not just another way to get high you know. Its not 'fun'. Its a spiritual voyage.

This. It's not a party drug. It's a conscience changing voyage that you will never forget. I do prefer the smoking method because I have difficulty getting fresh leaves or any other method (tinctures), but that drug helps you know yourself better and know your mind better.

I also like that fact that the trip is short and not 8 hours long like acid.

LSA King
2008-12-24, 08:08
So you're telling me that having to get a 20x concentration and smoking it just to get a 5-minute trip is better than chewing fresh salvia leaves and getting an hour-long trip?



Umm yeah its a stronger faster trip then chewing it and the concentration is far more superior to regular leafs. Its why its "Concentrated" :rolleyes:. Secondly I don't know many people that would want an hour long salvia trip in the first place. Noted its not as intense when you chew it.


You're a total jackass. So wrapped up in smoking everything you dont even know what you're missing. Its cockfucks like you that are gonna make salvia illegal. Its not just another way to get high you know. Its not 'fun'. Its a spiritual voyage.


Your the fucking retarded that told him to "chew" salvia leafs w/gf. That was what you were saying since the thread was about smoking with his girl. I don't see how them two would have a blast with a bunch of fucking leaves in there mouth for an hour to get a little high off the shit.

Arguably I don't smoke everything. I have snorted, swallow pills, hit the needle amongst injest the weed and licked the research chemicals off the scale. However chew is what Redman is for not Salvia you clueless little shit. As I mentioned your probably the only tard to chew salvia that I know of much less any other sort of drug.


Ohh and YEAH Salvia is another way to get high. Don't feed me that spiritual shit. Your the stupid fuck that gives weed a bad name by claiming it should be legal for "Spiritual" purposes making all us pot smokers look like some crazy as hippie loonies. Give it a break, you smoke to get high just like you smoke Salvia to get a badass Hallucination. Its the only drug I know of that you can get powerful ass LSD/Shroom type hallucinations through smoking naturally.


Seriously why did I waste this much time on your ass go back to BLTC you fucking twit. Left that place long ago with fucktards like you around who don't know there xanax from there vicodin or stems from the buds.


PS its a bonus that its a mind blowing experience which I will agree most hallucinations are good or bad. I stand firm when saying you do a drug legal or not recreationally you do it to get fucked up, period. Anything else comes as a bonus.

TheVizier
2008-12-24, 08:15
Ohh and YEAH Salvia is another way to get high. Don't feed me that spiritual shit. Your the stupid fuck that gives weed a bad name by claiming it should be legal for "Spiritual" purposes making all us pot smokers look like some crazy as hippie loonies. Give it a break, you smoke to get high just like you smoke Salvia to get a badass Hallucination. Its the only drug I know of that you can get powerful ass LSD/Shroom type hallucinations through smoking naturally.



I might contradict myself with my last post here, but yeah, personally I smoke Salvia because it induces me in a dreamlike state, and I fucking love dreaming. I don't swallow the whole "connect with a higher spiritual deity out of body experience universal jesus christ" thing.

I could compare it to masturbating. It's fun to do, but it's not a game.

pyroman5000
2008-12-24, 18:57
blah blah blah
If you'd bothered to read anything I typed, you'd learn that chewing is far superior to smoking in every way. You wont "just have leaves in your mouth", you'll be taken on a mind-bending journey into the depths of your very soul. I personally would rather it last an hour and not harm my lungs.

Concentrations are dangerous, as you are obviously increasing concentration. This is necessary because smoking is LESS EFFECTIVE.

TheVizier
2008-12-24, 20:54
Concentrations are dangerous, as you are obviously increasing concentration. This is necessary because smoking is LESS EFFECTIVE.

While more harmful to the lungs, yes, and shorter duration, smoking is the fastest way to get Salvinorin into your system and get the strongest effects as well, albeit the duration is less. I guess it's just a matter of preference; I still yet need to find FRESH leaves to chew on and see what the effects are.

LSA King
2008-12-24, 21:25
If you'd bothered to read anything I typed, you'd learn that chewing is far superior to smoking in every way. You wont "just have leaves in your mouth", you'll be taken on a mind-bending journey into the depths of your very soul. I personally would rather it last an hour and not harm my lungs.


This is all a matter of preference backed by no evidence. Smoking or Chewing you will still get a mind blowing experience however they don't make 10/15/20x+ chewing leaves and trust me the experience is and difference between the two is HUGE and smoking takes the cake on that. Ones shorter and sweeter and the other is longer and more gradual but less intense. As I mentioned if you have an hour to kill with leaves in your mouth suck on em but if you want a mind altering experience you will smoke the shit.



Concentrations are dangerous, as you are obviously increasing concentration. This is necessary because smoking is LESS EFFECTIVE.


Too much concentration of anything is dangerous. Including water so seriously pick a better argument then that. Smoking is not less effective read into some drug facts I suggest http://www.erowid.org/ for starters.

Nitronick
2008-12-24, 21:30
we both had a deep spiritual connection. sex has been 100x better and she is doing everything for me. she says she feels so at peace with me.

thoughts?

Drugs are bad for you.

lazynbrown
2008-12-26, 22:25
bump...

LSA King
2008-12-26, 22:35
bump...


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