I'm in a state of shock, I really don't know what to say. For the past few months, my friend and my mom have been acting strangely, although at the time I naturally didn't think anything of it. When I was at my house, he used to talk to her a lot, often when I was out of the room. However, I had no reason to be suspicious of their conversations and just assumed he was being friendly.

So, I get in from work and I hear my mom talking in a sexual manner on her cell phone upstairs, who ever she was talking to she was refering to as a "stud muffin", a "hunk", and how she loves getting "pounded" by his "huge dick". Of course, I was suprised to hear this talk coming from my mother, but I just assumed it was merely her talking to my dad and getting a little carried away.

However, curriosity got the better of me and I decided to check the last received call, and holy shit it was my best friends number, around the time I over heard the conversation. The little bastard has been fucking my mom behind my back. I really don't know what to do, a part of me hopes that maybe I've got it all wrong and there is a resonable explanation for why he had phoned my mom's cell phone, and the conversation wasn't with my friend, but it's so evidently clear that it was, and now I think of it, my friend's descreet meetings with my mom all add up.

I haven't confronted either of them yet, as it's really still sinking in. What should I do?

Thanks for any advice Totse!

Ahahaha he owned you so bad. Thats so fucking hilarious.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

That was your mum ????????

and holy shit it was my best friends number, around the time I over heard the conversation.

Also check her dialed calls, maybe he just called her for a brief time to ask where you where or some shit, if her dialed calls don't add up to her also calling your dad at the time you heard her talking, then id suggest you invite your friend out to go fishing and then proceed to beat the fuck out of him.

video tape and put on the internet

haha man that is all kinds of awesome I wish my friends mom's would let me fuck them. I don't know cant be that bad, so what if they have been fucking your mom is obviously a whore and loves the dick

id suggest you invite your friend out to go fishing and then proceed to beat the fuck out of him.


ROFL fucking epic suggestion!

Walk into your moms room with your pants off, shirt on and tell her to suck your cock before you tell dad.


Free BJ out of the whole ordeal worth it if you ask me.

i would suggest that you monitor the activities of your mom and best friend before you decide to confront either one. if it does turn out that your friend is fucking her then proceed to beat the crap out of him.

I will play along with the troll's shenanigans! :o

Ahahaha he owned you so bad. Thats so fucking hilarious.

^___^

i just posted a idea for a book following the same fucking premise you douche cookie.

post pics of mom nao

Moms and best friends need love too.

Maybe she was talking to your friend's dad?

Maybe you should be happy your friend is getting laid. Everyone needs a bit of lovin'. :D

i would suggest that you monitor the activities of your mom and best friend before you decide to confront either one. if it does turn out that your friend is fucking her then proceed to beat the crap out of him.


Why? Because she's the neighborhood MILF that needs some dick because her husband isn't putting out probably because he's dead (or beat).

If this isn't a troll...

Just remember, if you accuse them of it and you're wrong that will look VERY bad on your part. Unless you have solid proof I wouldn't go accusing if I were you.

Why? Because she's the neighborhood MILF that needs some dick because her husband isn't putting out probably because he's dead (or beat).
Probably has dickchop.

I'm in a state of shock, I really don't know what to say. For the past few months, my friend and my mom have been acting strangely, although at the time I naturally didn't think anything of it. When I was at my house, he used to talk to her a lot, often when I was out of the room. However, I had no reason to be suspicious of their conversations and just assumed he was being friendly.

So, I get in from work and I hear my mom talking in a sexual manner on her cell phone upstairs, who ever she was talking to she was refering to as a "stud muffin", a "hunk", and how she loves getting "pounded" by his "huge dick". Of course, I was suprised to hear this talk coming from my mother, but I just assumed it was merely her talking to my dad and getting a little carried away.

However, curriosity got the better of me and I decided to check the last received call, and holy shit it was my best friends number, around the time I over heard the conversation. The little bastard has been fucking my mom behind my back. I really don't know what to do, a part of me hopes that maybe I've got it all wrong and there is a resonable explanation for why he had phoned my mom's cell phone, and the conversation wasn't with my friend, but it's so evidently clear that it was, and now I think of it, my friend's descreet meetings with my mom all add up.

I haven't confronted either of them yet, as it's really still sinking in. What should I do?

Thanks for any advice Totse!

Man, that fucking sucks. You have every right to be pissed off at your Mom. Personally, I wouldn't be able to keep that secret. Maybe you could make a plan, and have your Dad walk in on them? They must be shacking up at your house at some point.

my freind would be found 25 years from now 6 feet under the bridge, man i swear to god people got no rrespect for family these days,fuck the states,fuck this fucking whores and crack heads,FUCK U ALL,ill rape ya til ya like it fagboi yall retarded nigs

my freind would be found 25 years from now 6 feet under the bridge, man i swear to god people got no rrespect for family these days,fuck the states,fuck this fucking whores and crack heads,FUCK U ALL,ill rape ya til ya like it fagboi yall retarded nigs




I don't think anybody understood a word you just wrote.

Dude he's your best friend, I'm sure he'd let you join in if you ask nicely. Now post some fucking pics.

Walk into your moms room with your pants off, shirt on and tell her to suck your cock before you tell dad.


Free BJ out of the whole ordeal worth it if you ask me.

Best possible idea. Nobody post anything else.

Dude it's not really your business, your mom is a grown ass woman and can do what she want's and does not need your approve.

Let it sink in that head of yours that your best friend is Nailin' and a Railin, yer momz, hahahah lawl

HAHAHA! Thats what happens when you've got a choad, I'm so fucking high right now.

Sooo...is she hot? And more to the point: is his ma hot? If she is? You know what to do & do & do.

If it works out? You 4 can go on double dates.

" by his "huge dick"

The little bastard



Apparently not...

Either confront him about it, confront your mom about it, or try to have sex with his mom.

Your mom is an adult, Your friend is an adult, kicking his ass is just stupid.


Personally I would see how you can profit off this, blackmail your mom for pies and cakes?

I usggest op goes and fucks his own mum for good measure.

WINcest! Your mum will have no choice but to do anything you desire, so don't pass up this opportunity.

Look around your mom's room, in the bottom drawers and under the bed, places like those. If you find a strap-on, the situation's not as bad as you thought.

You win troll 2008.

Seriously, go you.

I found that EPICLY lulzy, and i hope your best friend has been prodding your mum.


Cheers,
Naffy,

P.S. LUL!!! your mum takes cock from teenagers.

IT ALL ADDS UP!

my freind would be found 25 years from now 6 feet under the bridge, man i swear to god people got no rrespect for family these days,fuck the states,fuck this fucking whores and crack heads,FUCK U ALL,ill rape ya til ya like it fagboi yall retarded nigs

Once upon a time in a land far, far away.

Thats were you lost me, sorry.

Fuck his mom.
High fives all around will follow.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

That was your mum ????????

Dont man, scovenger will destroy you.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away.

Thats were you lost me, sorry.

Hahahaha I like, I like

Nothing like fighting fire with fire. Fuck his mom.

I would have no idea what to do...

I suggest letting it go. It's just another affair and it'll all be over soon.

Ahahaha he owned you so bad. Thats so fucking hilarious.


hahaha . You've been had mate

Little do you know, at some point your friend actually knocked your mother up, and she gave birth to you.

Little do you know, at some point your friend actually knocked your mother up, and she gave birth to you.

heh heh, we are going to fuck this kid up royally.

I mean man.. if she did that WHAT ELSE HAS SHE NOT TOLD YOU?!:eek:

Your BEST FRIEND is atleast 30... AND YOUR MUM MOST BE ATLEAST 38!!! Assuming she was knocked up at 8..

THEN THAT MEANS.. THAT YOUR DAD.. MUST BE AN IMPOSTER..

Dude.. Youve got to kill your family, its your only option...

*Does a Hannibal Lectur*
It's ok, come here. *hugs*
*Whispers* They've all been bad bad people.. are you ready to end them? Are you.. can you do that for me?!
*Kisses*

ONTOPIC: YOUR FUCKED!
Wait.. i guess i really didnt go offtopic.. but nevermind.

Threesome.

This brings a new meaning to "ha! I fucked your mum!"

This brings a new meaning to "ha! I fucked your mum!"

No, not really.

Seems to me your mate and mam owe you. I suggest your mate sucks you off while your mother rims you and tounge fucks you. For an extra horny experience, you can come on his face, she can lick it off, then she can snowball you, then find your dad an spit it in his face.

Seems to me your mate and mam owe you. I suggest your mate sucks you off while your mother rims you and tounge fucks you. For an extra horny experience, you can come on his face, she can lick it off, then she can snowball you, then find your dad an spit it in his face.

YOU ARE A FAGGOT.. fuck i'm 13.. and im not THAT fucking stupid.

You deserve firing squad.

I think its a great idea, my wife agreed and completly disagrees with me being a fag. Guns + truck + wife + dead animal diet = real man. Have a nice time back at school.

I don't think anybody understood a word you just wrote.

i did =(

I think its a great idea, my wife agreed and completly disagrees with me being a fag. Guns + truck + wife + dead animal diet = real man. Have a nice time back at school.

Oh my god! You are so awesome

*bowzdown2u*

In other news: YOU REBUMPED HIS THREAD :mad:

So is your COCK loving mom banging your friend or not? Update please.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

That was your mum ????????

Thats about the only excuse you can use...... l0l fuck thats funny

Walk into your moms room with your pants off, shirt on and tell her to suck your cock before you tell dad.


Free BJ out of the whole ordeal worth it if you ask me.



why the shirt on,man?

Assuming this isn't a troll then KEEP THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

It's none of your business and you have no proof.

For all you know your dad might have instigated the whole thing because he likes to watch his wife get fucked by another man. You'd be amazed at the weird shit your parents get up to , peoples.

Or did you think it's only teenage totseans who have sexual desires and phantasies?

If she IS cheating on your dad then it's his problem to deal with, not yours.

Troll.

Lol, motherfucker...

Dude it's not really your business, your mom is a grown ass woman and can do what she want's and does not need your approve.

Let it sink in that head of yours that your best friend is Nailin' and a Railin, yer momz, hahahah lawl

Your name is fucking pro.

If she IS cheating on your dad then it's his problem to deal with, not yours.

That's ridiculous, if she's cheating on his dad with his best friend fuck yeah that's his problem too. That's fucked up on his mom's part and fucked up on his best friend's part, and he'd have every right to slap the shit out of both of them.

beat the shit out of ur friend before you end up walking in on them or somethin that would scar you for life

That's ridiculous, if she's cheating on his dad with his best friend fuck yeah that's his problem too. That's fucked up on his mom's part and fucked up on his best friend's part, and he'd have every right to slap the shit out of both of them.

definately

That's ridiculous, if she's cheating on his dad with his best friend fuck yeah that's his problem too. That's fucked up on his mom's part and fucked up on his best friend's part, and he'd have every right to slap the shit out of both of them.

Like he'd turn down his 'best friend's' (are we in kindergarten or what?) MILF of a mother if the roles were reversed? I think not.

Like I said, it's his dad's problem, not his and he needs to butt out. If he doesn't then all he'll do is make things worse and he'll also discover a new meaning to the word 'pain'.

You stay the fuck out of other people's sex lives, even your parent's, if you want to stay sane and live a long happy life.

Like he'd turn down his 'best friend's' (are we in kindergarten or what?) MILF of a mother if the roles were reversed? I think not.

Like I said, it's his dad's problem, not his and he needs to butt out. If he doesn't then all he'll do is make things worse and he'll also discover a new meaning to the word 'pain'.

You stay the fuck out of other people's sex lives, even your parent's, if you want to stay sane and live a long happy life.

What's wrong with calling someone your best friend? I know plenty of people who use the term, it's not something only kids say.

I can't believe anyone would sit by and say "Not my problem," if they knew their mom was cheating. That's fucking pathetic. It is his problem, a parent doing something like that affects the whole family.

I can't believe anyone would sit by and say "Not my problem," if they knew their mom was cheating. That's fucking pathetic. It is his problem, a parent doing something like that affects the whole family.

Getting embroiled in your parents' sex life is stupid; it's not your place to say how they should live their lives. You may think that you have some kind of "duty" to protect the "sanctity" of your mother, but as the child you really don't have any say in the matter.

If my mum was cheating I'd beat the fuck out of her.

Don't get me wrong, there's virtually no chance of it happening in my family and I wouldn't speak against my mother without cause. But if something is going on that could DESTROY my family, it's my business. Dad doesn't need to put up with that, and I don't need to be around for the fights.

Nothing is private if it affects someone else, even your sex life.

So no follow up by the OP? How is this thread have 7 pages?

Ok Boys and Girls, listen to Uncle Jack....who has been fucking up his life seven ways to Sunday since before a lot of you were sperm in your Daddy's sorry sack.

What will happen if he gets involved? What will happen if, for example, he tells his dad?

Well his Dad will almost certainly be overwhelmed with gratitude for the news that he is being cuckolded by the teenage bestes bestes friend of his own son. I'm sure he'll say "Thank you for your diligence in this my son, thank you soo much for bringing it to my attention. Surely you are a son a father can be proud of. I shall remonstrate with your mother, she will stop this sillyness and we shall all go to McDOnalds for a slap up tea"

Right?

No, what will happen is that his dad will go straight into denial. Maybe even violent denial. Hell, if his dad is any sort of man he'll probably give his son a slap upside the head for sticking his nose in.

And when his Dad does then confront his Mom (because in his heart he probably already knows the truth) then the ensuing fallout will destroy the marriage and the family.

What will happen if he confronts his mom? well I'll wager she'll first deny it all and probably get angry. Then she'll 'fess up and have such a guilt trip that the only way out that she'll be able to see is to leave his dad (and probably the boyfriend too).

What will happen if he confronts his bestes bestes friend in the whole wide world? Well he'll suddenly find himself without a little playmate.

Fuck that, try to place a secret cam in mommy's bedroom or wherever they fuck and record it all. Upload it, and win. Then proceed to blackmail Momma/Friend.

Yeah :cool:

Why a shit-head kid thinks that his parents would enjoy the kid sticking his nose into the parent's sex lives just as much as having the folks stick their nose into their kid's?

Soooo...someone reading this thread: give a good story about your mom/dad getting their nose right into your sex life as an example of how well this can turn out. Did it help you a lot? Did they manage to get pics of you going at it? Did they go upside your head? Did a good ass-kicking really set you straight?

Ok Boys and Girls, listen to Uncle Jack....who has been fucking up his life seven ways to Sunday since before a lot of you were sperm in your Daddy's sorry sack.

What will happen if he gets involved? What will happen if, for example, he tells his dad?

Well his Dad will almost certainly be overwhelmed with gratitude for the news that he is being cuckolded by the teenage bestes bestes friend of his own son. I'm sure he'll say "Thank you for your diligence in this my son, thank you soo much for bringing it to my attention. Surely you are a son a father can be proud of. I shall remonstrate with your mother, she will stop this sillyness and we shall all go to McDOnalds for a slap up tea"

Right?

No, what will happen is that his dad will go straight into denial. Maybe even violent denial. Hell, if his dad is any sort of man he'll probably give his son a slap upside the head for sticking his nose in.

And when his Dad does then confront his Mom (because in his heart he probably already knows the truth) then the ensuing fallout will destroy the marriage and the family.

What will happen if he confronts his mom? well I'll wager she'll first deny it all and probably get angry. Then she'll 'fess up and have such a guilt trip that the only way out that she'll be able to see is to leave his dad (and probably the boyfriend too).

What will happen if he confronts his bestes bestes friend in the whole wide world? Well he'll suddenly find himself without a little playmate.

And? I don't see why any of these are bad things...if the mom's cheating the marriage is already probably fucked to begin with, those things should happen. The parents should either split or try to repair their marriage. The guy should confront his best friend, kick his ass, and cut the dude out of his life. It's a whole lot better than pretending there's no problem and betraying his dad in the process.

I guess if you wanna take the easy way out, yeah you just ignore it and let your dad live happily unaware. If you wanna be a man and do the right thing, you tell him the truth no matter how hard it is. If he's been a good father, he's earned that.

Next time you're hanging out with him, try to grab his phone and excuse yourself. Send you mum a suggestive text or ring her phone and see how she answers it.

If you text her, ask her to meet you at a location. When she shows up expecting to see you friend, come in her eye, kick her in the shin, and run like hell.

And? I don't see why any of these are bad things...if the mom's cheating the marriage is already probably fucked to begin with, those things should happen. The parents should either split or try to repair their marriage. The guy should confront his best friend, kick his ass, and cut the dude out of his life. It's a whole lot better than pretending there's no problem and betraying his dad in the process.

I guess if you wanna take the easy way out, yeah you just ignore it and let your dad live happily unaware. If you wanna be a man and do the right thing, you tell him the truth no matter how hard it is. If he's been a good father, he's earned that.

No you're suggesting he acted like a hurt child. The real man would keep his powder dry, take a back seat and let his parents try and save their marriage no matter how much it stuck in his craw. His dad almost certainly already knows his wife is cheating (if she is). His Mom knows what she is doing is wrong. Having it rubbed under their noses by their kid will not help the situation.

Blackmail somebody.


Serious answer: Listen to Uncle Jack.

No you're suggesting he acted like a hurt child. The real man would keep his powder dry, take a back seat and let his parents try and save their marriage no matter how much it stuck in his craw. His dad almost certainly already knows his wife is cheating (if she is). His Mom knows what she is doing is wrong. Having it rubbed under their noses by their kid will not help the situation.

Except there's no reason to believe the dad knows the wife is cheating...

Except there's no reason to believe the dad knows the wife is cheating...

And the normal urge to "shoot the messenger"? To hate the bearer of bad news? I'm sure nothing a dad like more than to have his son tell him that he knows of the father's shame.

"LJ, your girlfriend is cheating on you. With a couple of different guys. They like to screw & laugh at you. The way you look. The way you smell. They imitate the way you talk & laugh until they puke. Just thought you would like to know!

Sincerely, Mom & Dad"

I'm sure you'd love to hear that. :)

"Dear Mom & Dad,

Thanks for letting me know that they think I'm stupid & that I smell funny. Could you help me pay for a speech therapist, so I can learn not to talk like a fool that people laugh at?

You son, LJ"

Sounds a whole lot better than finding out someone's cheating on me, then having my family, who I trust, say "Oh yeah we knew she was cheating on you, we just figured you'd get mad so we didn't say anything. Tough break."

Sure, the dad might get mad at the time, but eventually he'll realize his son was just trying to do what's right. Pretending there's no problem and letting the dad live in ignorance is a bitch move. You're taking the path of least resistance to make it easier on yourself.

Sounds a whole lot better than finding out someone's cheating on me, then having my family, who I trust, say "Oh yeah we knew she was cheating on you, we just figured you'd get mad so we didn't say anything. Tough break."

Sure, the dad might get mad at the time, but eventually he'll realize his son was just trying to do what's right. Pretending there's no problem and letting the dad live in ignorance is a bitch move. You're taking the path of least resistance to make it easier on yourself.

So? You'd (is your dad much of a puncher: some dad's are) be willing to take a busted jaw from him for talking shit about your ma?

Willing to have neither of your parents talk to you again? Just saying to yourself, "Oh well, I tried!" Cool.

If I may quote what I've heard about young girls telling their mothers about the abuse they're getting?

10 yr old girl: "Mom...:( Mom? Uncle Jack is making me get naked all the time!?"

Mother: :mad: "You've got a lot of nerve! Making up stories like that!? :mad: Now...go to your room! Don't come out until you can keep a civil tongue in your head!"

Yeah, I'd risk getting punched over living a lie the rest of my life.

I don't see the point of your example. Are you really trying to say girls who are getting molested should just keep their mouths shut since their moms may not believe them?

Yeah, I'd risk getting punched over living a lie the rest of my life.

I don't see the point of your example. Are you really trying to say girls who are getting molested should just keep their mouths shut since their moms may not believe them?

Are you soft in the head? Haven't you ever said something to someone that was true & that they in no way wanted to hear? Are you saying that no one has told you some fact about yourself or your life & they have been made to suffer for it?

Have you ever told an older person something true & been made to suffer?

What the fuck is your point? We've established that yeah, the dad could be pretty pissed when he hears the news. I never debated that. I'm saying telling him would be the right thing to do, not the easy thing to do.

What the fuck is your point? We've established that yeah, the dad could be pretty pissed when he hears the news. I never debated that. I'm saying telling him would be the right thing to do, not the easy thing to do.

Well...it's not my choice. I've not run across (not that they're infallible) a psychologist or relationship adviser who says kids should in any way get involved in their adults sex lives.

If someone feels strongly enough to cross that taboo barrier to chance a busted jaw from dad & 6 good boots to the ribs from ma, for sticking his nose in?

What the fuck is your point? We've established that yeah, the dad could be pretty pissed when he hears the news. I never debated that. I'm saying telling him would be the right thing to do, not the easy thing to do.

You keep throwing around the term "right thing to do" and the simple fact is that it isn't. You can't make such a claim because of how grey the whole situation is.

Something like this isn't a black and white issue, meddling about is actually going to cause quite a bit more harm than any "good" thing that might come out of it.

No, the situation is actually pretty black and white. The mom is cheating and therefore betraying her husband. If the son finds out and doesn't say anything, he's also betraying his dad.

Assuming this isn't a troll then KEEP THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

It's none of your business and you have no proof.

For all you know your dad might have instigated the whole thing because he likes to watch his wife get fucked by another man. You'd be amazed at the weird shit your parents get up to , peoples.

Or did you think it's only teenage totseans who have sexual desires and phantasies?

If she IS cheating on your dad then it's his problem to deal with, not yours.

If I found out one of my friends was fucking my mom, Id break their fucking legs and arms. then I would proceed to analy rape their mother in front of them.

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Assuming this isn't a troll then KEEP THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

It's none of your business and you have no proof.

For all you know your dad might have instigated the whole thing because he likes to watch his wife get fucked by another man. You'd be amazed at the weird shit your parents get up to , peoples.

Or did you think it's only teenage totseans who have sexual desires and phantasies?

If she IS cheating on your dad then it's his problem to deal with, not yours.

Couldn't agree more. When I was 16 I was fucking a 32 year old. Yes, those were the good old days. :D

When I was 16 I was fucking a 32 year old. Yes, those were the good old days. :D

lolwut?

I remember one of my friend's moms tried to fuck me. She got all hot on me once when we were alone in the car, it's like she couldn't help it.

I swear marriage fucks people up so bad. Unless they're really in love, it kills people. People become so sexually repressive they act like awkward, tortured souls when they get turned on when "it's bad".

It gets to the point where a girl will be hot for a guy, he'll make a move, and she'll get her boyfriend/husband after him like she did nothing.

Funny thing is, this kid fucked my other friend's mom (and that friend claimed to not care at all, but I think he's lying)....