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fuckindouchebag
2008-12-24, 23:45
SANTA is an anagram for SATAN

SANTA always wears RED, SATAN is depicted as being RED

SANTA never dies, SATAN never dies

SANTA wants you to embrace MATERIALISTIC GOODS, SATAN wants you to embrace MATERIALISTIC GOODS

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/files/images2/santa05.jpg

SANTA has "MAGICAL"(possibly inter dimensional) POWERS,SATAN has "MAGICAL"(possibly inter dimensional) POWERS

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/satan_claus.jpg

SANTA ENSLAVES ELVES, SATAN ENSLAVES HUMANITY

SANTA lives at the north pole COINCIDENTALLY where there is an entrance to INNER EARTH AKA THE DEPTHS OF HELL

SANTA has counterfeit OMNIPRESENT abilities trying to counterfeit GOD just like SATAN does in "santa claus is coming to town"


He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

SATAN promotes ADULTERY, SANTA promotes ADULTERY in this one classic Christmas carol.


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Jrlwk-LA1LlhUM:http://wallpapers.discuta-liber.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/wz_evil_santa_643768374.jpg

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.


They both like extreme climates


http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff41/jmcclain4/evilsanta.jpg

This can only mean one thing, santa is either satan or santa is satans charming relative out to distract people from JESUS CHRIST.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

PRAISE JESUS CHRIST!

http://stephenamurphy.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/buddy-jesus.jpg

http://biblioklept.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/jesus_gun.jpg

mindh4X0rz
2008-12-26, 04:00
I'm convinced.

InvisibleMode
2008-12-26, 04:03
I was blind for so long, now I see the truth. Thank you.

kometkid
2008-12-26, 05:26
I like you.

Death Insurance
2008-12-26, 06:47
Good thing neither are real.

Name's Taken
2008-12-26, 09:10
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santy.html