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Mopped
2008-12-25, 05:45
Title says it all. How do you instill doubt in another's mind and how can you seem more interesting than there beloved...

nshanin
2008-12-25, 06:06
Towards the end of March 2008, the angsty, teenage anti-socialite totse member Q, made a thread (or two, rather) in which he asked for advice on how to break up a relationship. You see, there was a girl he was after (one who had repeatedly shot him down) and his plan was to break up her relationship with her boyfriend so as to: "...isolate her from everyone in her life so she is forced to accept that i'm all she has."

What a lovely young man.

He eventually came up with this plan: "I will ensure that I am there the next time he goes to a party without her, I will then make sure he consumes a large amount of alcohol and is around a group of females. Then I will covertly take pictures of the scene after purchasing a digital camera, and will send the pictures to the girl, pretending I am one of many previous girlfriends that he has cheated on. I will tell her that he is an expert liar and will deny the whole thing and act confused, then she breaks up with him and I am there to comfort her. Everything will work perfectly."
(Original thread here:
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2110531
Re-post in Sex & Affection here:
https://www.totse.com/community/show....php?t=2110540
As you will read in these threads [if you choose to do so], Q was of the belief that isolating this unfortunate girl from everyone so that she was left with no other choice but him would be the best thing for her. I'm sure you can see the logical gap here.)

A little more than a month goes by and one of Q's real-life friends, limit2life, (who, presumably, Q forgot had an account) posted Q's address in the form of his longitude and latitude. After confirming that this person did in fact know Q, I directed him to the above threads. This person knew the girl who's life Q was trying to destroy and also attended University with her boyfriend. I recommended that he tell these two people and show them the threads. A few days later, Q posts this:
"Attn: Yial; I have to see a psychiatrist you fucking cocksucker.", though apparently not before "...a rather unpleasant experience with a group of chavs, a homicidal female, a policeman and my parents...

So that's that. Don't try to destroy other people's lives just so you can get laid, anti-social internet geek, because it sure as hell can backfire on you. Q doesn't post much any more, but when he does, he insists he's perfectly sane, even though he needs advice on tricking his phyciatrist into thinking so.



http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=9755936#post9755936

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2110540

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=9922328#post9922328

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2120918

Thanks YiaL!

TheVizier
2008-12-25, 07:04
Shotgun/Sniper Rifle.

arquin
2008-12-25, 07:24
When they have a fight...hit on her. Be good looking and charming.

Or just be really good looking and really charming and hit on her any time.

Malkog
2008-12-25, 11:18
Don't. There are all sorts of complications with breaking people up. If they're going to break up, let them do it without your influence. Think about it, if she breaks up with some dude to go out with you, she'd probably do the same with some other guy.

Face it, you're not that special or she'd already be with you.

delerium tremens
2008-12-25, 13:05
just raep her

parkus
2008-12-25, 15:49
Imagine 20 years down the line, you bump into him/her and you find out that they got married, have 3 kids and a perfectly happy.

Now how would you feel knowing that you ruined that for them, that future; just for you to get your oats?
Would you of been able to offer them that?
If your asking these dipshit questions I doubt it.

Leave them alone.

zuperxtreme
2008-12-25, 16:17
Do what they did in "There's something about Mary".

WritingANovel
2008-12-25, 17:07
, he insists he's perfectly sane, even though he needs advice on tricking his phyciatrist into thinking so.



I lolled at this.

just raep her

This is so stupid that I actually laughed.

delerium tremens
2008-12-25, 19:08
This is so stupid that I actually laughed.

How is that stupid, think about it

what do want? gash. What do you do? get it.

obvious maybe, but it makes perfect sense

WorldFavor
2008-12-25, 19:42
It was the fact that you said it in acolyte-talk. Misspelling only added to your stupid post.

Robolrich
2008-12-25, 21:02
I detect a chan troll.

wires
2008-12-25, 22:39
You're a rubbish person and I hope your balls fall off

Diesel
2008-12-26, 01:12
Just be generally better than the guy you fucking dweeb.

Joshuasan
2008-12-26, 01:37
u don't...

Chichi
2008-12-26, 06:33
Towards the end of March 2008, the angsty, teenage anti-socialite totse member Q, made a thread (or two, rather) in which he asked for advice on how to break up a relationship. You see, there was a girl he was after (one who had repeatedly shot him down) and his plan was to break up her relationship with her boyfriend so as to: "...isolate her from everyone in her life so she is forced to accept that i'm all she has."

What a lovely young man.

He eventually came up with this plan: "I will ensure that I am there the next time he goes to a party without her, I will then make sure he consumes a large amount of alcohol and is around a group of females. Then I will covertly take pictures of the scene after purchasing a digital camera, and will send the pictures to the girl, pretending I am one of many previous girlfriends that he has cheated on. I will tell her that he is an expert liar and will deny the whole thing and act confused, then she breaks up with him and I am there to comfort her. Everything will work perfectly."
(Original thread here:
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2110531
Re-post in Sex & Affection here:
https://www.totse.com/community/show....php?t=2110540
As you will read in these threads [if you choose to do so], Q was of the belief that isolating this unfortunate girl from everyone so that she was left with no other choice but him would be the best thing for her. I'm sure you can see the logical gap here.)

A little more than a month goes by and one of Q's real-life friends, limit2life, (who, presumably, Q forgot had an account) posted Q's address in the form of his longitude and latitude. After confirming that this person did in fact know Q, I directed him to the above threads. This person knew the girl who's life Q was trying to destroy and also attended University with her boyfriend. I recommended that he tell these two people and show them the threads. A few days later, Q posts this:
"Attn: Yial; I have to see a psychiatrist you fucking cocksucker.", though apparently not before "...a rather unpleasant experience with a group of chavs, a homicidal female, a policeman and my parents...

So that's that. Don't try to destroy other people's lives just so you can get laid, anti-social internet geek, because it sure as hell can backfire on you. Q doesn't post much any more, but when he does, he insists he's perfectly sane, even though he needs advice on tricking his phyciatrist into thinking so.



http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=9755936#post9755936

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2110540

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=9922328#post9922328

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2120918

Thanks YiaL!

Informative.

Yoh
2008-12-26, 08:05
Title says it all. How do you instill doubt in another's mind and how can you seem more interesting than there beloved...

Chances are you aren't more interesting. Go jump off a bridge you prick

Naffy
2008-12-26, 10:30
Title says it all. How do you instill doubt in another's mind and how can you seem more interesting than there beloved...

Your a douchebag, you dont deserve the man your looking for.