Fucking Christmas and christmas family reunions. Who else hates the act? You know, the one about pretenting to like people you haven't seen for at least six months and who you would never talk to or befriend in any other situation.
Pretend to like them while everyone is checking out how everyone else is turning out fucked up.
Does anyone here live in an abnormal family, which means morally coherent with well thought values, a good understanding of each other and held together by genuine family love untainted by hypocrisy?

Anyway, being the figurehead of hypocrital generosity, Christmas sucks. I find that being given a christmas present by someone who would never give me anything on any other day of the year is insulting because the person needs a social incentive to be generous. True generosity is, I believe, giving freely and without any need for future repayment while no one else is watching. When people give at Christmas parties, they give presents publicly and because social norms require them to do so. Thusly, they give not only because they have to, but because it looks good for them to give. Hence the hypocrisy.
It's all about the difference between having to and wanting to.
I see nothing inherently wrong with gift-giving. It's almost a basic need for me. But here's what I say to all you totseans with girl- or boyfriends : convince him or her that giving a gift on occasions is stupid and cheapens the gift. For those that are used to getting gifts on the anniversary, birthday, st-valentine's, xmas, you might need to build trust on this so the loved one won't think you're setting her/him up so you can save money. but if you then surprise the person once in a while with a gift out of nowhere, you'll see how more precious is what is freely given.

Just random thoughts about christmas and gift giving, I hope you find them enjoyable to read and discuss.

I agree, one side of my family doesn't get along with my immediate family AT ALL (the immediate family is a tight knit bunch, we just enjoy chillin' with each other on the holidays, one or two gifts maybe.)

But every year, they family has this celebration we "have" to go to, It's so fake, I just wonder if the rest of the family sees it as being so transparent....

christmas is all about spending time with loved offering gifts to show gratitude to others revelling in the enjoyment of giving.

get fucked its a money making scam thought up by jews (another scam no wonder they are so rich).

jesus was just a scammer who did a few magic tricks.

i say fuck off to xmas, ive had cash given to me for xmas by rels, my return presents to those people were the exact same amount in cash. i dont want their fucking money i have a job and earn & pay my own way.

fuck off santa you're a fat mythological bastard anway.

fuck off santa you're a fat mythological bastard anway.

Someone needs to print that on a pretty red and green X-mas card with lots of glitter.

Fuck christmas. Fuck winter. Fuck Wind. Fuck Snow. Fuck the color white. Fuck Presents. Fuck Family. Fuck friends who act like they're your friend. Fuck school. Fuck work. Fuck capitalism. Fuck the world. Fuck Amerifags. Fuck Eurofags. Fuck Customer Support. Fuck AIDSfrica. Fuck all of you. Fuck Totse. Fuck all this shit I just wrote. Fuck everything.

The only thing that makes me feel better in all this is weed.

Fuck all this shit might as well just buy a minigun and start lolleraping a fucking mall on next Christmas Eve.

Yeah fuck you niggers.

Fuck yeah OP. I completely understand you.

i would agree with you OP but that would mean being non hostile so instead, fuck you.

fuck chavs who walk around with staffordshire bullterrier dogs and think they're hard

fuck polish immigrant bastards who might be 'hard workers' but they're just fucking leeches in human form. go fuck off back home before our country gets as bad as yours (in your country foreign workers are treated as strictly 2nd class so fuck off).

fuck off drugs

fuck off alcoholic friends

fuck off

fuck xmas roll on doomsday or when the sun blows up or something

anyone up for going postal.

You pathetic whiny angst ridden teen. If you cannot enjoy the eggnog and turkey then you are subhuman and you should be thrown into an incinerator.

and the cookies.

merry christmas you big fag

someones a little butthurt against santa eh?

Fuck christmas. Fuck winter. Fuck Wind. Fuck Snow. Fuck the color white. Fuck Presents. Fuck Family. Fuck friends who act like they're your friend. Fuck school. Fuck work. Fuck capitalism. Fuck the world. Fuck Amerifags. Fuck Eurofags. Fuck Customer Support. Fuck AIDSfrica. Fuck all of you. Fuck Totse. Fuck all this shit I just wrote. Fuck everything.

The only thing that makes me feel better in all this is weed.

Fuck all this shit might as well just buy a minigun and start lolleraping a fucking mall on next Christmas Eve.

Yeah fuck you niggers.

This.

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My cousins don't even try to be normally social or courteous at our Christmas gatherings. They don't even say hello or goodbye when they are coming/going, and while they're there, they just sit and watch tv, occasionally the two who are brothers will whisper to themselves something. But for 99% of the time they are all fucking silent. I know that's not their real personality. They're loud obnoxious idiots but for some reason at family gatherings they go into retard mode and just drool there.

I'm glad it's over so I don't have to exchange Christmas greetings with strangers on the street every fucking 2 minutes. Seriously, who the fuck just says "Merry Christmas" to random people?

And why do people use Christmastime as an excuse to stare at people? You know how normally, if someone is looking at you, they smile then look away when you make eye contact with them? What the fuck is it about Christmas that makes people think that they can keep staring just because they wished me a merry Christmas?

I spent Christmas Eve with some of my boyfriend's family, and although I hadn't met any of them except for his dad before, it was fun. Everyone was laughing and joking and telling stories. My boyfriend and I didn't even exchange Christmas presents this year (because we're cheap and neither one of us wanted anything, not because we couldn't afford it), but it was great.

Then on Christmas, I had to stay home and unwrap presents from my mom that proves how little she knows me. She got me a fucking cupcake holder (I think that someone gave it to her and she regifted it to me, but I have no proof) because I "like to bake cupcakes and things like that all the time." What the fuck? I never make fucking cupcakes! I made some muffin things like a year ago, but that hardly justifies buying me a cupcake holder.

She also gave me a generic lotion/bodywash/sponge gift kit that my aunt gave her for Christmas last year. She didn't even bother to re-wrap it or to wipe the dust off.

I guess I shouldn't complain, though. This year was better than last year, when these were the main gifts that I received:
http://www.areyougame.com/images/large/lgHB48380.jpghttp://www.michaelbarrier.com/Commentary/HomeontheRange/HomeDVD.jpghttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41T7EQ8YT6L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

^ lol @ cupcake holder.

someone should start a worst xmas prezzie thread (if there isnt one).

I've played buckaroo. It's a dumb game for 7 year olds at best. Why the fuck would anyone give that to an 18 year old or whatever?

I've played buckaroo. It's a dumb game for 7 year olds at best. Why the fuck would anyone give that to an 18 year old or whatever?

Because "Omg look at the cyuuuute little horsie! Christina loves horsies... Hmmm, I know, I'll get her this game! She'll love it because this game has a horsie, and she loves horsies!"

I honestly believe that's how my mom thinks. Except I don't think she gets that excited.

I'm glad it's over so I don't have to exchange Christmas greetings with strangers on the street every fucking 2 minutes. Seriously, who the fuck just says "Merry Christmas" to random people?

And why do people use Christmastime as an excuse to stare at people? You know how normally, if someone is looking at you, they smile then look away when you make eye contact with them? What the fuck is it about Christmas that makes people think that they can keep staring just because they wished me a merry Christmas?

I spent Christmas Eve with some of my boyfriend's family, and although I hadn't met any of them except for his dad before, it was fun. Everyone was laughing and joking and telling stories. My boyfriend and I didn't even exchange Christmas presents this year (because we're cheap and neither one of us wanted anything, not because we couldn't afford it), but it was great.

Then on Christmas, I had to stay home and unwrap presents from my mom that proves how little she knows me. She got me a fucking cupcake holder (I think that someone gave it to her and she regifted it to me, but I have no proof) because I "like to bake cupcakes and things like that all the time." What the fuck? I never make fucking cupcakes! I made some muffin things like a year ago, but that hardly justifies buying me a cupcake holder.

She also gave me a generic lotion/bodywash/sponge gift kit that my aunt gave her for Christmas last year. She didn't even bother to re-wrap it or to wipe the dust off.

I guess I shouldn't complain, though. This year was better than last year, when these were the main gifts that I received:
http://www.areyougame.com/images/large/lgHB48380.jpghttp://www.michaelbarrier.com/Commentary/HomeontheRange/HomeDVD.jpghttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41T7EQ8YT6L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Damn what a materialistic little cunt. You all sad mommy didn't get you your favwite new widdle new bwouse? What exactly did you get her you fucking bitch? I'll take a damn tinsel toy for Christmas and be happy with it. It's this kind of attitude that has made America such a weak, overfeminized nation. You just have to get your little fucking presents don't you, you selfish little bitch? Man if you were my daughter I would have fucking buried your ass by now, I cannot tolerate this baby ass attitude.

Fuckin grinch over here complaining. Who the hell doesn't like christmas? You get 2 weeks off, another excuse to get drunk and stoned out of your mind, people give you presents (yea you lose money buying presents but its still good), theres christmas lights and decorations everywhere but above all it brings back those happy feelings I used to get at christmas when I was a little kid. I suppose thats it. Associations. You probably had a shit childhood with shit christmases thats the only reason why you dont like it.

Christmas is fuckin brilliant just like Halloween and St Paddies day. I dont like Easter that much cuz you dont get a day off but fuck it I like the idea. Easter bunnies, easter eggs and crazy shit like that. I think we need more holidays and more days off and more excuses to get drunk and stoned off our tits and more days that people put up decorations and act like lunatics. Halloweens shorter than christmas but I probably prefer it to christmas cuz every halloween Ireland gets transformed into an island of pyromaniacs and vandals and theres fires and shit blowing up left right and center. Its the most fun day of the year for kids. We also have another pyro day in Ireland called Mayday but thats not an official get the day off and everyone celebrates day. I love St Paddies day cuz its like a drinking day were its not only acceptable to drink yourself into a coma its encouraged. What we need now is a weed smoking day. Bob Marley day or something that would be fuckin great.

I dont know if you have Pancake wednsday in America but thats fuckin class too. My granny used to make me heaps of pancakes that day. They should kick that up a notch and force the shops to give out free pancakes on that day that would be fairly cool. One thing Americans have that we dont is Thanks giving but fuck that gay shit we don't want that day. Christmas is good enough as it is anyway.

I'm starting to become rather annoyed at most of Christmas as well.

The last week or so before Christmas this year, I loved listening to Christmas music and watching Christmas movies. I enjoyed spending time with family and I enjoyed remembering past years.

What I don't like is getting gifts and being expected to give them in return. It feels awkward getting a gift from most people knowing that I wish they wouldn't have given me anything so that I wouldn't be expected to give them anything.

I would rather get no presents and be expected to give none and be free to enjoy the mood and the season.

Damn what a materialistic little cunt. You all sad mommy didn't get you your favwite new widdle new bwouse? What exactly did you get her you fucking bitch? I'll take a damn tinsel toy for Christmas and be happy with it. It's this kind of attitude that has made America such a weak, overfeminized nation. You just have to get your little fucking presents don't you, you selfish little bitch? Man if you were my daughter I would have fucking buried your ass by now, I cannot tolerate this baby ass attitude.

I spent Christmas Eve with some of my boyfriend's family, and although I hadn't met any of them except for his dad before, it was fun. Everyone was laughing and joking and telling stories. My boyfriend and I didn't even exchange Christmas presents this year (because we're cheap and neither one of us wanted anything, not because we couldn't afford it), but it was great.

No, I'm sad that my mother apparently thinks that I have the maturity of a 7 year old, hence the children's game and movie. Last year, I got her a candle holder because she has a shitload of candles (yes, she actually does have candles, it's not like me and the cupcakes). This year I got her a $25 gift certificate to Olive Garden.

Fuckin grinch over here complaining. Who the hell doesn't like christmas? You get 2 weeks off, another excuse to get drunk and stoned out of your mind, people give you presents (yea you lose money buying presents but its still good), theres christmas lights and decorations everywhere but above all it brings back those happy feelings I used to get at christmas when I was a little kid. I suppose thats it. Associations. You probably had a shit childhood with shit christmases thats the only reason why you dont like it.

Christmas is fuckin brilliant just like Halloween and St Paddies day. I dont like Easter that much cuz you dont get a day off but fuck it I like the idea. Easter bunnies, easter eggs and crazy shit like that. I think we need more holidays and more days off and more excuses to get drunk and stoned off our tits and more days that people put up decorations and act like lunatics. Halloweens shorter than christmas but I probably prefer it to christmas cuz every halloween Ireland gets transformed into an island of pyromaniacs and vandals and theres fires and shit blowing up left right and center. Its the most fun day of the year for kids. We also have another pyro day in Ireland called Mayday but thats not an official get the day off and everyone celebrates day. I love St Paddies day cuz its like a drinking day were its not only acceptable to drink yourself into a coma its encouraged. What we need now is a weed smoking day. Bob Marley day or something that would be fuckin great.

I dont know if you have Pancake wednsday in America but thats fuckin class too. My granny used to make me heaps of pancakes that day. They should kick that up a notch and force the shops to give out free pancakes on that day that would be fairly cool. One thing Americans have that we dont is Thanks giving but fuck that gay shit we don't want that day. Christmas is good enough as it is anyway.

That's nice for the people who actually get holidays off.

That's nice for the people who actually get holidays off.

All the more reason to stay in school!

Someone needs to print that on a pretty red and green X-mas card with lots of glitter.

no need to ruin the fantasy for the rest of us

Seriously, who the fuck just says "Merry Christmas" to random people?

Friendly, jovial people, who are full of the spirit of Christmas.



Then on Christmas, I had to stay home and unwrap presents from my mom that proves how little she knows me.

Gift-giving is not meant to be a testament of how well someone knows you; it's about someone caring enough about you to keep you in their thoughts and furthermore, to warrant their effort in going out and getting you something.

Gift-giving is not meant to be a testament of how well someone knows you; it's about someone caring enough about you to keep you in their thoughts and furthermore, to warrant their effort in going out and getting you something...

....And keeping the sweaty 6 year old Chinese kids busy while some bent-nosed bastard in New York lights a cigar with a $100 bill.

All the more reason to stay in school!

It looks like I am. :(

Gift-giving is not meant to be a testament of how well someone knows you; it's about someone caring enough about you to keep you in their thoughts and furthermore, to warrant their effort in going out and getting you something.

Great, so my re-gifting mother doesn't care enough to buy me presents, just enough to give me what she got and doesn't want.

Once again with the "im a special needy little bitch i need pwesents" attitude. Perhaps your mother cannot afford to buy you presents in such tough economic times? Perhaps she doesn't want to give her nigger loving whore of a failure daughter anything nice? Man you're a materialistic little bitch.

Once again with the "im a special needy little bitch i need pwesents" attitude. Perhaps your mother cannot afford to buy you presents in such tough economic times? Perhaps she doesn't want to give her nigger loving whore of a failure daughter anything nice? Man you're a materialistic little bitch.

When did I ever say that I wanted fucking presents? All I said was that I don't understand why she buys me children's games and movies and gave me a cupcake holder.

....And keeping the sweaty 6 year old Chinese kids busy while some bent-nosed bastard in New York lights a cigar with a $100 bill.

Not all things are made in China (not yet, anyway).

Besides you can always choose buy to things based on where they are made. I personally try to buy items that are made in Canada as to promote Canadian businesses.

Great, so my re-gifting mother doesn't care enough to buy me presents, just enough to give me what she got and doesn't want.

Ah...re-gifting. Yes, it's different from true gift-giving.

ilikeeggs i would have got you this for xmas

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/christianh/untitled.jpg

you like?

ilikeeggs i would have got you this for xmas

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/christianh/untitled.jpg

you like?

Well I dont know about the size but I just bet she will love the colour...


lol? get it get it?

get it get it?

dude... nope lol :confused:

ilikeeggs i would have got you this for xmas

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/christianh/untitled.jpg

you like?

Nah, I have one of my own.

Nah, I have one of my own.

pics or it's all lies and half truths

dude... nope lol :confused:

she likes black cocks (i believe)

^^ eurgh thats just put me right off wanting to bone her. she's been soiled by unclean sex organs :o