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True Star Wars Fan
2008-12-25, 19:52
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both sent to jail where they become repeat offenders and felons.

Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good talking to by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad paddles him.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Sent to jail where he is later murdered.

Scenario : Shaquille fails high school English.
1958 - Shaquille goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2008 - Shaquille's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching standard American English as a requirement for graduation is racist. NAACP files class action lawsuit against state school system and Shaquille 's English teacher. Ebonics is now taught in the core curriculum. Shaquille given diploma anyway but ends up becoming a gang member for a living because he cannot speak proper English.

Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1958 - Ants die.
2008 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates, parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Johnny spends his childhood years in Gitmo.

Scenario : Mary falls while running during recess and scrapes her knee. She is found crying by her teacher, Johnny. Johnny hugs her to comfort her.
1958 - In a short time, Mary feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Johnny is accused of being a sexual predator and loses his job. He faces 10 years in State Prison. Mary undergoes 5 years of therapy.

Scenario: Jason hits another student in class with an acid filled sponge.
1958: Jason sent to principal and is given a good talk to and behaves from now on.
2008: Jason is suspended for 5 days, dropped from chemistry, is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and is now on probation.

lol

also some guys on other sites made nice responses/add-ons


Scenario: 8th grade history teacher Arthur screws Topsy, a feisty voluptuous gal with a heart of gold, from behind and ejaculates on her firm, toned bun.
1958 - Arthur gives Topsy a crumpled $10 bill and pats her on the back. Topsy's dad congratulates her on her first paycheck.
2008 - Ronald Reagan dead, no hope left for America.

1958: Young Gangsters fight with fists, chains and knives, drive hot rods, wear leather, and still learn to read.

2008: Young Gangstas lose fashion sense, drive bling-bling old piece of shit cars, shoot guns they can't use right, and cain't fukin' read.

>> Joe-bob beats Roy to death
1958 fuckin nigger shoulda crossed the street
2008 uh oh

>> Rob rapes his gf at prom
1958 lol she better marry him now or nobody will talk to the dirty whore
2008 uh oh

Hot female teacher (25) is caught having sex with a male student(16).
1958: Student gets praises from everyone. Teacher gets fired (at the very worst).
2008: Teacher is arrested. Student is traumatized and must undergo counseling.

1958: Kids play smear the queer because it's character building and RAR!
2008: Kids play smear the queer and may get in trouble. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!!!!?!?!?!? >:[

1958: Highest marginal tax rate 91%. Economy grows.
2008: Highest marginal tax rate 35%. Economy shrinks.

Scenario: A couple in Virginia want to get married.

1958: Denied marriage license; official cites law prohibiting interracial marriage.
2008: Denied marriage license; official cites law prohibiting homosexual marriage.

Chimro
2008-12-25, 21:15
The first one was better.

Yggdrasil
2008-12-26, 16:56
Mmm mmm good; nothing like the smell of generalized bullshit to get one up in the morning.

True Star Wars Fan
2008-12-27, 08:42
Mmm mmm good; nothing like the smell of generalized bullshit to get one up in the morning.

easting bullshit oh nom nom nom

Dichromate
2008-12-27, 09:29
1958 - Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
Crowd gathers. Mark gives Johnny a blood nose, wins.

2008 - Johnny and Juan get into a fistfight after school.
Crowd of Juan's friends gather. Johnny gets hit from behind by Juan's friends and ends up being curb stomped.

AMIRITE?

Martian Luger King
2008-12-27, 11:29
These are funny, make more of them.

fuckindouchebag
2008-12-27, 19:15
Scenerio: Johnny needs to get his rocks off by raping and killing a hooker

1958:Johnny finds a beautiful hooker to brings back to his place to make sweet love to. After making love to the hooker johnny reaches under the bed for a shotgun and blows her head off. The corpse is left in a dumpster and the killer never found, DNA evidence is non existent.

2008:Johnny finds a beautiful hooker to bring back to his place to make love to. Strangely the hooker only offers anal sex to remain a virgin. Johnny figures one dead hooker is as good as another so he complies. After making love to the hooker johnny reaches under the bed for a shotgun, however just before johnny aimed the shotgun at the hooker he felt a large fist hit his face and knock him to the ground. As the hooker hurdled for the shotgun Johnny noticed two testicles and a penis on the hooker, but it was too late - The hooker grabbed the shotgun and blew off johnny's face.

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2008-12-27, 20:29
Scenerio: Johnny needs to get his rocks off by raping and killing a hooker

1958:Johnny finds a beautiful hooker to brings back to his place to make sweet love to. After making love to the hooker johnny reaches under the bed for a shotgun and blows her head off. The corpse is left in a dumpster and the killer never found, DNA evidence is non existent.

2008:Johnny finds a beautiful hooker to bring back to his place to make love to. Strangely the hooker only offers anal sex to remain a virgin. Johnny figures one dead hooker is as good as another so he complies. After making love to the hooker johnny reaches under the bed for a shotgun, however just before johnny aimed the shotgun at the hooker he felt a large fist hit his face and knock him to the ground. As the hooker hurdled for the shotgun Johnny noticed two testicles and a penis on the hooker, but it was too late - The hooker grabbed the shotgun and blew off johnny's face.

That was some secret agent shit. Moar.

ArgonPlasma2000
2008-12-28, 06:25
easting bullshit oh nom nom nom

I know alot of your beliefs of other social ills, but what are your feelings on gun rights?

Daran
2008-12-28, 09:11
1958: Niggers
2008: Nigerian Scammers

True Star Wars Fan
2008-12-29, 20:41
I know alot of your beliefs of other social ills, but what are your feelings on gun rights?

The second amendment must be preserved (re-affirmed) and arguably expanded.

You can't attack the people's rights to have guns. you must attack what motivates peole to shoot...

ArgonPlasma2000
2008-12-29, 23:13
The second amendment must be preserved (re-affirmed) and arguably expanded.

You can't attack the people's rights to have guns. you must attack what motivates peole to shoot...

Seems we can agree on more things than being against neoconservatism.

niggersexual
2008-12-30, 04:00
Seems we can agree on more things than being against neoconservatism.

Whitey is the devil?