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paranoid716
2008-12-26, 00:48
My girlfriend's vagina emits odor during sex, its not unbearable but Its not like the most pleasant thing in the world. Ive grown very used to it, but I was just curious if i was the only one


I know shes had a few partners, but I also know she tests negative everytime we get tested.

She has a constant UTI ( or similar symptoms) due to shitty kidney function AKA its prone to infection.

Was wondering if anyone else had the same, situation.

parkus
2008-12-26, 00:57
Tell her to drink more water.

paranoid716
2008-12-26, 00:59
thats what her doctor says and I tell her to alot.

I was just wondering if a odor was normal or more just a individual symptom

Silverfuck
2008-12-26, 01:15
The vagina is pretty much a dark, damp, warm haven for bacteria and things of that nature, and it's a one-way street that cleans itself through secretions. Depending on your girl's unique body chemistry, her diet, her water consumption, and even the pH of her vagina, her odor will vary. However it is very normal and common, especially after experiencing infection(s). You should only be worried if the odor is very offensive and foul (which may mean she has a serious infection), if it smells yeasty, or if it's accompanied by a change in her usual secretions. If her smell bothers you or her, she can always change it through diet, and diets rich in vegetables and fruit, and especially things like cranberry juice and pineapple juice, as well as a lot of water, are said to improve one's odor and flavor.

WritingANovel
2008-12-26, 01:19
are said to improve one's odor and flavor.

lol@"improve flavour"

zuperxtreme
2008-12-26, 01:27
Uhh.. douche?

Tweedle_My_Derp
2008-12-26, 01:35
The vagina is pretty much a dark, damp, warm haven for bacteria and things of that nature, and it's a one-way street that cleans itself through secretions. Depending on your girl's unique body chemistry, her diet, her water consumption, and even the pH of her vagina, her odor will vary. However it is very normal and common, especially after experiencing infection(s). You should only be worried if the odor is very offensive and foul (which may mean she has a serious infection), if it smells yeasty, or if it's accompanied by a change in her usual secretions. If her smell bothers you or her, she can always change it through diet, and diets rich in vegetables and fruit, and especially things like cranberry juice and pineapple juice, as well as a lot of water, are said to improve one's odor and flavor.

*does not get hard* *penis is frightened*

Silverfuck
2008-12-26, 01:39
*does not get hard* *penis is frightened*

Yeah, well...penises can be gross and scary too. Can you say 'smegma'?

Tweedle_My_Derp
2008-12-26, 01:49
Yeah, well...penises can be gross and scary too. Can you say 'smegma'?

lol, can you say uncircumcised nigger that doesn't believe in bathing?

I get your point. But seriously, if someone is getting smegma, its because they haven't bathed in the last month.

colorsoc
2008-12-26, 01:53
"Honey, we need to check your vagina's PH level."
"Damn its way off."
"I'll get the chlorine....."

SLice_760
2008-12-26, 02:06
"Honey, we need to check your vagina's PH level."
"Damn its way off."
"I'll get the chlorine....."

lol...

LSA King
2008-12-26, 02:10
Uhh.. douche?



Sounds like she needs to rub the soap bar in her hand 5 times and stick two, maybe three fingers in that pie hole of hers and rub for a good 5-10 minutes a day. Seriously that is the best way at keeping vaginal odors away. I keep my cock clean keep your vagina clean.

Silverfuck
2008-12-26, 02:27
Sounds like she needs to rub the soap bar in her hand 5 times and stick two, maybe three fingers in that pie hole of hers and rub for a good 5-10 minutes a day. Seriously that is the best way at keeping vaginal odors away. I keep my cock clean keep your vagina clean.

Oh...my....god.

Seriously, you had better be joking or retarded.

Tweedle_My_Derp
2008-12-26, 02:28
or retarded.

Well.... He is the 'LSA King'.... Not too much of a stretch.

NOX2
2008-12-26, 02:42
All holes can be smelly....

Flawless Logic
2008-12-26, 02:47
get her to drink more cranberry juice

LSA King
2008-12-26, 03:04
Oh...my....god.

Seriously, you had better be joking or retarded.



A little mixture of both. Seriously the girl needs to make sure its well cleaned. You women would be surprised at how you think your vag-hole is clean and its not quite so. Unless you go down there yourself do not speak woman!

Silverfuck
2008-12-26, 03:09
A little mixture of both. Seriously the girl needs to make sure its well cleaned. You women would be surprised at how you think your vag-hole is clean and its not quite so. Unless you go down there yourself do not speak woman!

Try having a vagina before you try telling women how to properly care for theirs. Believe it or not putting soap, detergents, or 'hygiene' products of any type into a woman's vagina is going to damage the delicate membranes that line it and throw off the natural chemical balance, resulting in serious infections, inflammation, and even worse odor.

The more you know...

LSA King
2008-12-26, 03:55
I'm just saying I'm a big fan of oral pleasures to a woman and for me its a huge turn off. I realize they have there own woman issues to deal with but when you know your going to fuck it needs to be 100% ready for my mouth.

Robolrich
2008-12-26, 11:06
"Honey, we need to check your vagina's PH level."
"Damn its way off."
"I'll get the chlorine....."

Don't forget the balancer :P

zuperxtreme
2008-12-26, 17:56
Sounds like she needs to rub the soap bar in her hand 5 times and stick two, maybe three fingers in that pie hole of hers and rub for a good 5-10 minutes a day. Seriously that is the best way at keeping vaginal odors away. I keep my cock clean keep your vagina clean.

lol, lrn2vagina, dude.

Girls can't put anything in there, when they bathe they can only clean the outside. The vagina cleans itself. If she's smelly it's because she isn't eating right, not drinking enough or she has an infection.

A douche( I think that's the name), is for cleaning inside but it uses a solution that has very little to no pH at all.

lol

LSA King
2008-12-26, 18:19
A douche( I think that's the name), is for cleaning inside but it uses a solution that has very little to no pH at all.

lol


Well that's what I said when I quoted the guy who mentioned douching I was merely using soap as a reference.

zuperxtreme
2008-12-26, 18:29
Well that's what I said when I quoted the guy who mentioned douching I was merely using soap as a reference.

lol, no:

Sounds like she needs to rub the soap bar in her hand 5 times and stick two, maybe three fingers in that pie hole of hers and rub for a good 5-10 minutes a day. Seriously that is the best way at keeping vaginal odors away. I keep my cock clean keep your vagina clean.

but whatever, at least now you know ;)

Agent 008
2008-12-26, 18:39
Girls can't put anything in there

Lies.

zuperxtreme
2008-12-26, 18:43
Lies.

I loled. You're right, though.

LSA King
2008-12-26, 18:55
lol, no:



but whatever, at least now you know ;)



Dude I quoted you:


Originally Posted by zuperxtreme View Post
Uhh.. douche?


Sounds like she needs to rub the soap bar in her hand 5 times and stick two, maybe three fingers in that pie hole of hers and rub for a good 5-10 minutes a day. Seriously that is the best way at keeping vaginal odors away. I keep my cock clean keep your vagina clean.

for a reason.

zuperxtreme
2008-12-26, 19:04
I know you did, but your post doesn't relate in any way to a douche. They're a sort of squirty.. bag thing. They don't use soap or anything like that and you don't insert your fingers.

but whatever...

whitelightning
2008-12-26, 20:31
Try having a vagina before you try telling women how to properly care for theirs. Believe it or not putting soap, detergents, or 'hygiene' products of any type into a woman's vagina is going to damage the delicate membranes that line it and throw off the natural chemical balance, resulting in serious infections, inflammation, and even worse odor.

The more you know...

If it smells like fish then it's a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.

WritingANovel
2008-12-26, 20:56
If it smells like fish then it's a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.

kinda nice except i am not quite sure what exactly u were trying to say..

so u will eat a girl out if she`s foul-smelling down there, but if she smells good you wont

p.s. holy fuck my question mark key is broke ZOM»G

LSA King
2008-12-26, 20:59
I know you did, but your post doesn't relate in any way to a douche. They're a sort of squirty.. bag thing. They don't use soap or anything like that and you don't insert your fingers.

but whatever...



Never mind. Next time I will use more specifics.

N0 W4RN1NG
2008-12-27, 02:23
I'm just saying I'm a big fan of oral pleasures to a woman and for me its a huge turn off. I realize they have there own woman issues to deal with but when you know your going to fuck it needs to be 100% ready for my mouth.

I have $20 saying LSA King is not only a virgin, has NEVER eaten a girl out, and is in the 16 or younger age group.

There's just a way of talking that gives off your virgin-ness...

And yeah, my gf doesn't even have an odor. I mean, if she's soaked, then yeah, but it's far from offensive. :D

WritingANovel
2008-12-27, 02:34
Try having a vagina before you try telling women how to properly care for theirs. Believe it or not putting soap, detergents, or 'hygiene' products of any type into a woman's vagina is going to damage the delicate membranes that line it and throw off the natural chemical balance, resulting in serious infections, inflammation, and even worse odor.

.

On first glance I thought you said "immolation" and I was ready to laugh but then I read it again and I was like, "oh".

I have $20 saying LSA King is not only a virgin, has NEVER eaten a girl out, and is in the 16 or younger age group.

There's just a way of talking that gives off your virgin-ness...


Actually I thought that dude had a point. I mean, the vagina is a very fertile ground for bacterial growth, it has all kinds of secretions and fluids constantly coming out of it, it's close to the urethra..etc etc. In other words, it can get pretty nasty.

I have no comment on having normal penis-to-vagina sex however I know that if I were a guy, I would be very cautious about eating out pussy. I mean it's only natural; who would willingly put something that's potentially gross and foul-smelling in/near their mouth? Keep in mind that by engaging in oral sex the guy receives no sexual pleasure at all, therefore the reward/risk ratio is pretty damn low.

moonmeister
2008-12-27, 02:42
Not being an expert on those damp, moist caves of love, I am still very interested in them. Cranberry juice is supposed to make it harder for bacteria to adhere to the bladder's lining.

Pro-biotics/yogurt are recommended for a healthy gut & after taking antibiotics. Can't hurt to have a healthier intestinal flora. Perhaps leading to a happy bunch of bugs in the sacred snapper of love.

LSA King
2008-12-27, 06:12
I have $20 saying LSA King is not only a virgin, has NEVER eaten a girl out, and is in the 16 or younger age group.

There's just a way of talking that gives off your virgin-ness...

And yeah, my gf doesn't even have an odor. I mean, if she's soaked, then yeah, but it's far from offensive. :D




So we resort to this now do we...


Apparently you know nothing regarding how a vagina should be properly cleaned before sex as obviously you have never tried to orally challenge yourself to your girlfriend. Perhaps you should share her to those more...how should I say this... Willing?




I have no comment on having normal penis-to-vagina sex however I know that if I were a guy, I would be very cautious about eating out pussy. I mean it's only natural; who would willingly put something that's potentially gross and foul-smelling in/near their mouth? Keep in mind that by engaging in oral sex the guy receives no sexual pleasure at all, therefore the reward/risk ratio is pretty damn low.



Exactly! Seriously try going to the field for 5 days and give your ole lady some dick. We like to call it the "field dick" trust me she will be disgusted and wont suck your cock again. Why? In the field we maintain our odor standards not so much our sexual standards so the shit starts to stink (ball sweat). You think girls like that shit when you work all day and sweat all day and she gives you head? Ask her sometimes I bet your kiddie ass would be surprised.

Fanglekai
2008-12-27, 07:03
She needs to improve her diet, drink more water and drink more cranberry juice if she's prone to UTIs. I think there are pills you can take that have the same effect as cranberry juice if she doesn't like drinking tons of it.

Also, your immune systems might not be compatible. Does she always smell kind of 'off' to you? I mean her BO smell, her hair and armpits and general smell. If she isn't pleasant even when she's clean, you two aren't genetically compatible, and no amount of diet-changing will fix it.

I briefly dated a girl who smelled bad during sex. She also smelled kind of bad even when she had just showered. I quickly lost interest in her. I saw her a few months later at a bar, and she smelled bad then too, letting me know that I had made the right choice.

moonmeister
2008-12-27, 07:13
I briefly dated a girl who smelled bad during sex. She also smelled kind of bad even when she had just showered. I quickly lost interest in her. I saw her a few months later at a bar, and she smelled bad then too, letting me know that I had made the right choice.

You mean as opposed to those girls who smell cleaner than clean & who have no noticeable artificial scent? Who's scent is so delicate that you try to describe to yourself what she smells like, but words fail beyond, "Good!" :D

Fanglekai
2008-12-27, 07:16
You mean as opposed to those girls who smell cleaner than clean & who have no noticeable artificial scent? Who's scent is so delicate that you try to describe to yourself what she smells like, but words fail beyond, "Good!" :D

Exactly. I've dated girls who just smelled good. Not from perfume or whatever. They smelled good all the time, sweaty, freshly showered, or whatever. It's nice.