View Full Version : I think my gf is chubby but everyone else thinks she is anorexic
TheBlackPope
2008-12-26, 07:27
???
Everyone tells me that she needs to gain weight and asks me if she is a chronic meth user.
I feel like she has quite a bit of chub on her stomache. Definitley not enough to put her in the "fat" category, or ever "over weight," but I still see it and it grosses me out.
So for the past month she has been asking me/telling me she is fat. I always said oh no not at all. Then she asked me when I was on ecstasy..and retardedly I said ya I think you are a bit chubby you should probally work out and diet.
Then 2 days later we had a huge fight because she is a dramatic bitch. About me not being attracted to her. I was just like stfu your fat.
For real what should I do totse?
Audiofile
2008-12-26, 07:34
For real you should post a picture dumbass.
:o
Numberjumbo
2008-12-26, 07:35
Totse will be the judge!
HAhaha, you got a pair of six-pack abs buddy?
LSA King
2008-12-26, 07:43
Maybe shes so thin shes fat like those ethiopian kids.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Starved_girl.jpg/394px-Starved_girl.jpg
ellementlady89
2008-12-26, 09:37
dump her ass NOW before she gets too attached; seriously, that's the girl that stalks you after you break up and, like, tries to burn down your house.
Go back in time and this time don't say what you think.
Agent 008
2008-12-26, 11:02
Best thread title ever. :D
coastal progress
2008-12-26, 19:09
I think you should tell her you thinks she's fat more often. That way, even if she's not anorexic, she'll start and then probably die of malnutrition. That's what I call a "win/win" situation!::D
TheBlackPope
2008-12-26, 22:15
Ok.
Well, how do I convinse her I don't think she is fat any more? Should I wait like 2 weeks into her diet?
BTW she has tried to diet for the past 3 months and messes up like every 4th day..
Why do you think she is the kind of girl who stalks and burns houses?
dude you're a moron. thats one part of a womans fat deposit, pissed off shit has tits too? she probably doesn't by now, nor does she have anything to grab hold of. does shit? if she didn't have fat, she would fucking die. beauty=healthy=/= malnutrition'd anarexic person. it's weird, but this little span of time is the only time a thin piece of shit would be considered beautiful. i think you, and your girl are out of it.
TheBlackPope
2008-12-26, 22:40
dude you're a moron. thats one part of a womans fat deposit, pissed off shit has tits too? she probably doesn't by now, nor does she have anything to grab hold of. does shit? if she didn't have fat, she would fucking die. beauty=healthy=/= malnutrition'd anarexic person. it's weird, but this little span of time is the only time a thin piece of shit would be considered beautiful. i think you, and your girl are out of it.
Wow, shut the fuck up.
I have had sex with a girl who had a flatter tummy than she did and bigger tits.
Look at any attractive girl on the beach, they all lack a tummy of any kind.
You are one of those liberal pussies who doesn't get laid often, aren't you?
Wow, shut the fuck up.
I have had sex with a girl who had a flatter tummy than she did and bigger tits.
Look at any attractive girl on the beach, they all lack a tummy of any kind.
You are one of those liberal pussies who doesn't get laid often, aren't you?
You're the man bro, how can I be more like you?
TheBlackPope
2008-12-27, 00:21
You're the man bro, how can I be more like you?
You can start by spelling it MOAR!
valvestate
2008-12-27, 00:53
if you cant stand her cuz of it, get a girl you can stand. if she means something to you, tell her she can do situps after wakin up and before goin to sleep and to eat more and regularly (small portions of real food, not fuckin granola bars and shit). if shes dieting and fucks up, her bodys just going to pack on more. especially if shes stuffin her face with protein.
Time to move on to the next one, dude. Quit wasting your time. If you think she's fat now, just wait.
Does she at least have any folds to fuck?
Nightside Eclipse
2008-12-27, 03:58
dude you're a moron. thats one part of a womans fat deposit, pissed off shit has tits too? she probably doesn't by now, nor does she have anything to grab hold of. does shit? if she didn't have fat, she would fucking die. beauty=healthy=/= malnutrition'd anarexic person. it's weird, but this little span of time is the only time a thin piece of shit would be considered beautiful. i think you, and your girl are out of it.
Your post content lives up to your name.
Your post content lives up to your name.
I lol'd.
OP, bear in mind that this could mean more cushin' for the pushin' dawgg...so reap the benefits of this situation for the time of being.
Lucrecia
2008-12-27, 10:37
???
Everyone tells me that she needs to gain weight and asks me if she is a chronic meth user.
I feel like she has quite a bit of chub on her stomache. Definitley not enough to put her in the "fat" category, or ever "over weight," but I still see it and it grosses me out.
So for the past month she has been asking me/telling me she is fat. I always said oh no not at all. Then she asked me when I was on ecstasy..and retardedly I said ya I think you are a bit chubby you should probally work out and diet.
Then 2 days later we had a huge fight because she is a dramatic bitch. About me not being attracted to her. I was just like stfu your fat.
For real what should I do totse?
First of all, you're an ass. When a woman gets dramatic and bitchy, and says you aren't attracted to her, you calmly tell her that you ARE attracted to her and that you accept her flaws. If you DON'T accept her flaws, then tell her you're worried about her health and that you'll help her stick to her diet.
She's never gonna get any thinner by you bitching about it. You know what girls do when they're upset - go straight to the chocolate.
Second, pics.
TheBlackPope
2008-12-29, 05:44
First of all, you're an ass. When a woman gets dramatic and bitchy, and says you aren't attracted to her, you calmly tell her that you ARE attracted to her and that you accept her flaws. If you DON'T accept her flaws, then tell her you're worried about her health and that you'll help her stick to her diet.
She's never gonna get any thinner by you bitching about it. You know what girls do when they're upset - go straight to the chocolate.
Second, pics.
Yo, of course I told her I was attracted to her. I didn't really say "yo you fat shut up cow"
If I told her that "I accept your flaws" she would freak out and say "omg i have flaws you must not be attracted to me?"
I didn't bitch about it. I never would have but I was on ecstasy. Big mistake.
cant b bothered
2008-12-29, 06:39
dude you're a moron. thats one part of a womans fat deposit, pissed off shit has tits too? she probably doesn't by now, nor does she have anything to grab hold of. does shit? if she didn't have fat, she would fucking die. beauty=healthy=/= malnutrition'd anarexic person. it's weird, but this little span of time is the only time a thin piece of shit would be considered beautiful. i think you, and your girl are out of it.
Please tell me I'm not the only one in this thread who thought this guy was right?
Women (% fat) Men (% fat)
Essential Fat 10-12% 2-4%
Athletes 14-20% 6-13%
Fitness 21-24% 14-17%
Acceptable 25-31% 18-25%
Obese 32% plus 25% plus
Those women you see on the beach are probably in the 10% range, bottom of what's healthy. If you can't handle that (I'm assuming she is not fat as you said others say anorexic/meth addict) then maybe you should start looking for anorexics.
TheBlackPope
2008-12-29, 06:43
Please tell me I'm not the only one in this thread who thought this guy was right?
Women (% fat) Men (% fat)
Essential Fat 10-12% 2-4%
Athletes 14-20% 6-13%
Fitness 21-24% 14-17%
Acceptable 25-31% 18-25%
Obese 32% plus 25% plus
Those women you see on the beach are probably in the 10% range, bottom of what's healthy. If you can't handle that (I'm assuming she is not fat as you said others say anorexic/meth addict) then maybe you should start looking for anorexics.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Who gives a fuck if she has 10 or lower % fat range. I am not looking at numbers or statistics. I am looking at her fucking belly that shouldn't be there. If she was 50% fat but had a nice body I wouldn't give a shit.
Are you saying women are acceptable if one forth to one third of their weight is fat???[b]?
So a 120lb girl should have 30-40lb of pure fat on their body?
What the [b]fuck is wrong with you dude?
holythesea
2008-12-29, 10:38
okay learn to spell and if you aren't attracted to her, break up with her. don't tell her she's fat. epic fail.
and with the fat on her stomach, is it on the lower part? because that shit is really hard to get rid of since it's supposed to be there
dark-easterbunny
2008-12-29, 11:37
i'll won't throw statistics at you
YEs she's too thin, your too blame, you have a fetish for girls who are too skinny
You won't see that what you call chubby leave until just before she dies
either that or she's young and it's baby fat, wich won't go away by dietin either
basicly, you should shut up to her, cause your causing serious emotional damage
And or accept her as she is, or move to a country with a famine and date a girl there
jackketch
2008-12-29, 11:47
?
For real what should I do totse?
Grow up.
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