Alright, just lost my virginity. I didn't use a rubber. I came in her.

Her period isn't supposed to start for six days or so, and that's assuming she gets her's every three weeks, which she said she does.

Excluding the morning after pill, any idea how likely it'll be that she gets preggers?

If it makes a difference gravity wasn't pulling my sperm into her at the time of ejaculation.

Lol. Owned.

Wash out her vagina with a hose.

Just be like "Oi mum, I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend last night. Could you go buy us a morning after pill? Thankyou."

Also why didn't you just pull out you fucking idiot? :mad:

Just be like "Oi mum, I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend last night. Could you go buy us a morning after pill? Thankyou."

This sounds like a pretty hardcore thing to do.

any idea how likely it'll be that she gets preggers?

Just as likely as any other position.

The good news is, you've just announced to a crowded forum that you have 0% self-control.

The bad news is that it is very, very likely that there may be another one of you on this planet in 9 months.

Wonder if after 9 months we'll have a user named snufferoo Jr.

Sigh.

I know I could've pulled out , and trust me, I regret it.

Still though, anyone have any...comforting...words?

edit: There's always the murder/suicide option.

No. Unless she's on BC, there is no comfort. The answer to your problem is Plan B.

No. Unless she's on BC, there is no comfort. The answer to your problem is Plan B.
More like Plan C for Coathanger.

Sigh.

I know I could've pulled out , and trust me, I regret it.

Still though, anyone have any...comforting...words?

edit: There's always the murder/suicide option.

It's not a matter of self control, it's just you being stupid.

What's more satisfying: Coming inside her and having a panic about it, or seeing your come all over her face and knowing you're safe?

Think about it long and hard.

This happened to me (Not my first time but first time with this particular girl) I now have a 2 year old son.

Looking back on it all with matinence payments and birthdays and christmas.

Most expensive fuck of my life.

(Proof of my procreation is avaliable)

I know I could've pulled out , and trust me, I regret it.

Well... What I was alluding to was you could have waited until you had a rubbber.

You don't need to ejaculate to maker her pregnant, your pre-cum can also do that...

What do they teach you in SexEd nowadays? :confused:

Well... What I was alluding to was you could have waited until you had a rubbber.

You don't need to ejaculate to maker her pregnant, your pre-cum can also do that...

What do they teach you in SexEd nowadays? :confused:
They just teach about the dangers of marijuana.

Well... What I was alluding to was you could have waited until you had a rubbber.

You don't need to ejaculate to maker her pregnant, your pre-cum can also do that...

What do they teach you in SexEd nowadays? :confused:

Yeah, I know...pulling out isn't fool proof, and that's an understatement.

I'm going to get her Plan B tomorrow. Fuck.

More like Plan C for Coathanger.

Fucking gold.

And also, pulling out doesn't make it 100% safe so I'm not sure why everyone is suggesting that would have saved him.

Eh just realized other people said the same thing.

just realized other people said the same thing.

I have a name!! :mad: :p

Chill out dude, it's not a big deal. Worst case scenario, she gets knocked up, you deny anything ever happened. If she pushes for a paternity test flee the fucking state (this is assuming you're old enough to leave mommy and daddy's house).

See this is why contraception is a bad thing. You get all the people of average or greater intelligence using contraceptives and not having kids, and then you get fucking retards who spawn a horde of dumbarse little bastards who in turn do the exact same thing.

Maybe she won't be pregnant but I hope you learn from your mistake and castrate yourself once you find out.

It's not a matter of self control, it's just you being stupid.

What's more satisfying: Coming inside her and having a panic about it, or seeing your come all over her face and knowing you're safe?

Think about it long and hard.

... The Second One?


EDIT: also, your fucked. Have fun with a little baby in 9 months.. Tell mummy not to smoke, drink, do crack/weed/blotters/mushrooms/any other drug she can think of..
Besides a good strain of RAID.

So... What are you going to name the baby?

lol.

Makayla for a girl

Nathaniel or Steven for a boy :)

I have a name!! :mad: :p
5char

ok some "conforting words"
there are only about 3-4 days in the month on which a woman can get pregnant..and even on her MOST fertile day there is about 70% chance she is getting pregnant. this time spawn in which she can get pregnant (ovulation) occurs for most women in the middle of her cycle (day 14 in a 28day cycle). if you have unprotected sex up to 4 days before ovulation there is a chance of her getting pregnant because sperm can live for a couple of days inside the female body. if the egg does not get fertilized in a 24 hour spawn after the woman ovulates it gets destroyed and the infertile phase of her cycle begins (until her nex menstruation..when the cycle starts again)

fact: there is a chance of her getting pregnant..but it is highly unlikely if she is expecting to get her period soon,

(im a dude but i have a gf that does not know shit about how her body works so im the one making all the research and knowing when to have sex and when not to..even like that..we ALWAYS use a condom..and so should you)

If it makes a difference gravity wasn't pulling my sperm into her at the time of ejaculation.

Anyone remember that case of the young japanese couple who went to the doctor to find out why she wasn't getting pregnant despite them sleeping naked next to each other for the last six months because "surely their molecules have had time to mix?".

Well that's what this poster reminds me of....

And OP to answer the question, gravity makes no difference as each sperm is equipped with a jet pack...Mother Nature being a determined bitch and all.

dont forget plan F for Falcon Punch

AND the trusty Plan S for down and flight of Stairs.........

See this is why contraception is a bad thing. You get all the people of average or greater intelligence using contraceptives and not having kids, and then you get fucking retards who spawn a horde of dumbarse little bastards who in turn do the exact same thing.

lolwut.

gravity makes no difference as each sperm is equipped with a jet pack...Mother Nature being a determined bitch and all.

epic.

Dial M for miscarriage?

Not that I'd wish that on anyone but it's how I dodged the baby bullet a few years ago.

ok some "conforting words"
there are only about 3-4 days in the month on which a woman can get pregnant..and even on her MOST fertile day there is about 70% chance she is getting pregnant. this time spawn in which she can get pregnant (ovulation) occurs for most women in the middle of her cycle (day 14 in a 28day cycle). if you have unprotected sex up to 4 days before ovulation there is a chance of her getting pregnant because sperm can live for a couple of days inside the female body. if the egg does not get fertilized in a 24 hour spawn after the woman ovulates it gets destroyed and the infertile phase of her cycle begins (until her nex menstruation..when the cycle starts again)


This. Well mostly at least. As said a woman is most fertile when ovulating, which is normally around day 14 after her mentruation finishes, however this can vary for everyone. Lucky for you (well, hopefully at least) your girl is close to getting her period, taking into account she says she has a regular cycle. If that's the case (because unfortunately, the cycle can vary, depending on whats going on in the womans life at the time), then her chances of falling pregnant are lower than what they would be when she's ovulating, as at that time in the cycle the uterus becomes an unfriendly environment for sperm, making it less likely they will survive long enough to reach the egg. This is because the body is getting ready to rid itself of the unfertilised egg, all ready for another chance next cycle.

Of course there really are way too many variables to say thats you're in the clear for certain. I should probably also say that due to her worrying for the next week whether shes got a bun in the oven or not (because she will be worrying, regardless of the facade she may put on), her period will probably be a little late.

Then again, a week is still a long time when we consider a normal menstrual cycle is 28 days. You really do have every reason to be scared shitless right now. I highly recommend fronting the cash for the morning after pill, its effective up to 72 hours after you blew your fucking load into an extremely fertile young woman. Or at least pay half and let her pay the rest.

Hopefully this will teach you to perhaps wear a fucking condom next time, although of course it won't compare to not wearing one in terms of sensitivity and feeling, but you have to weigh up the price of what not wearing one is. Either that or get your girl on some birth control asap.

Ok I'm done.

Dial M for miscarriage?

Not that I'd wish that on anyone but it's how I dodged the baby bullet a few years ago.

Goddamnit we have like the same name.

lolwut.

Bad for humanity. Contraception may be good for the individual (not having to support a baby/kid) but overall bad for the species, as there are more and more stupid people who go for no contraception.

The same argument applies to abortion and religion (because we all know, religion is bad): it's good for the smart individual, who knows how to use it, but it's bad for humanity, because religious douches keep spreading their religious seed through procreation.

:( Smart people are fucked.

And OP to answer the question, gravity makes no difference as each sperm is equipped with a jet pack...Mother Nature being a determined bitch and all.

I loled.

OP, she should just get the morning after just in case. Don't leave shit to chance. It isn't in your favor.

EDIT: Rory, watch "Idiocracy". :p

Sigh.

I know I could've pulled out , and trust me, I regret it.

Still though, anyone have any...comforting...words?

edit: There's always the murder/suicide option.

What the fuck do they teach kids in Sex ed or science.

Precum still gets girls pregnant , Ive never busted in a girl and had two girls had abortions.

I knew this , but your just a retard.

I've been trying to get a hold of some Plan B since I posted this thread.

As of now I'd be happy practicing celebecy for the rest of my life, it was definitely not worth it.

I'm quite literally going to kill myself if she's pregnant. Pics and lulz will be provided.

I've been trying to get a hold of some Plan B since I posted this thread.

As of now I'd be happy practicing celebecy for the rest of my life, it was definitely not worth it.

I'm quite literally going to kill myself if she's pregnant. Pics and lulz will be provided.

Quoted.

Troll and/or what a faggot.

Abortion clinic's that way

Haha, you're in for the exact same rollercoaster of feelings I went through recently, when a girl I had sex with missed her period. That's right, missed her period, it wasn't 2 days late, not 5 days late, it's STILL 5-6 weeks late. Fuck, now I'm getting worried again :(

Anyways, you're in for hell. The suicide thought and all that, been there.

I always come up girls, I don't think comming in a girl is even 60% chance it will result in a baby. Either that or i'm shooting blanks. I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

- Diesel

you know, a .22 cal pistol is cheaper than an abortion. go for it.

you know, a .22 cal pistol is cheaper than an abortion. go for it.
better get a 9mm, would'nt want to have to take a second shot now would we

Rory, watch "Idiocracy". :p

Just watched it. Funny, yet depressing... Thanks for the suggestion!:D

Sigh. Now, looking at S&A, at the threads... it goes along with the message of the movie.

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Well one its actually quite hard for a girl to get pregnant but right now i believe she is not at her most fertile. But if she is nocked up an abortion is like a 150 dollar pill course. just don't expect tp stick your cock inside her for a few months after.

Also why didn't you just pull out you fucking idiot? :mad:

Coitus Interruptus has the largest fail rate for anti-conception methods.

More like Plan C for Coathanger.

Good call powl! ;)

Just watched it. Funny, yet depressing... Thanks for the suggestion!:D

Sigh. Now, looking at S&A, at the threads... it goes along with the message of the movie.

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Ah yes. It's not just SG, though. It's everywhere...

I say breed more. :p

first time i had sex he didn't wear a condom cause we were too impatient and fucking stupid and i never could tell when my periods would come because i could go months without one so we were freaking out but lets hope hers are normal. good luck to you, there's a pretty small chance of her getting pregnant but please, use a condom next time. or two.

Dude, get down to Walmart and purchase some 1-3 months baby clothes. Your days of freedom are over hahahha...

plan b is really your only option here. I would hate to think that someone too dumb to pull out or wear a condom would breed another idiot. hopefully your idiot baby will be too dumb to breath.

Also why didn't you just pull out you fucking idiot? :mad:

how are you gonna pull out when theres a bitch on top of you?

Ah yes. It's not just SG, though. It's everywhere...

I say breed more. :p

You just called S&A SG. :D

You just called S&A SG. :D

lol, damn it. That's the second time xd

I spend far too much time in SG.

Think about it you know how much a white baby that isnt crippled sells for. this is a wonderful opurtunity. You can make money off rich white racist impotent families

Alright, just lost my virginity. I didn't use a rubber. I came in her.

Her period isn't supposed to start for six days or so, and that's assuming she gets her's every three weeks, which she said she does.

Excluding the morning after pill, any idea how likely it'll be that she gets preggers?

If it makes a difference gravity wasn't pulling my sperm into her at the time of ejaculation.




Lol you done fucked up buddy.

That motherfucker's screwed

Wonder if after 9 months we'll have a user named snufferoo Jr.
lol

hope for the best, and that shes not pro life. been there and it sucks. also hope for a miscarriage if it does happen, look up ways to promote that (vitamin c, herbs...) just google it

Hahaha, let's hope you make a baby named Chuck with her.

If it makes a difference gravity wasn't pulling my sperm into her at the time of ejaculation.

that cracked me up.

what a shitty way to lose your virginity.

We're not out of the woods yet, but she took Plan B 36 hours or so after we shagged.

I'm hoping for the best, and yeah, if she's preggers I am incredibly fucked.

Later &T.