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Numberjumbo
2008-12-26, 09:26
I don't give a fuck about life anymore. I don't give a fuck about anyone. All I give a shit about is MMA and BJJ.

I recently heard of this "guerilla training camp", a few hours from where I live, kind of like the ones that those niggers were busted for earlier this year/last year (in NZ, google "maori terrorist").

I am keen to join one, get my physique to top shape, then go through the mall and shoot everyone, then when I run out of bullets, start breaking faces.

Are these things safe to join? What do I need to join one? Any NZ'ers on here wanna join me?

TWINTURBOSkyline
2008-12-26, 09:47
I don't give a fuck about life anymore. I don't give a fuck about anyone. All I give a shit about is MMA and BJJ.

I recently heard of this "guerilla training camp", a few hours from where I live, kind of like the ones that those niggers were busted for earlier this year/last year (in NZ, google "maori terrorist").

I am keen to join one, get my physique to top shape, then go through the mall and shoot everyone, then when I run out of bullets, start breaking faces.

Are these things safe to join? What do I need to join one? Any NZ'ers on here wanna join me?

1) Obtain Esky lid
2) Hold onto Esky lid
3) Float over here
4) Make sure you float into Brisbane
5) ????
6) Profit

stdismas
2008-12-26, 11:15
...

Man, I'd normally ignore something like this, but I've got to ask...you don't care about anything else, or even about life any more, and you're going to suicide-by-cop when you go shoot up a mall, but you're still coming here to ask if it'd be safe to join the camp?

Joxide
2008-12-26, 12:23
Start your own camp. With blackjack. And hookers.

buc33s
2008-12-26, 17:47
Remember to masturbate furiously.

Daniel087
2008-12-26, 22:02
Join? nigga you should start one.

toker420
2008-12-26, 22:36
sounds like your emo ass could use a hefty dose of anti-depressants

slim-ov-derby
2008-12-27, 00:32
I will join you.































If you buy me a fucking plane ticket, tell Niel to get me a fucking plane ticket.

Johnathon_Doerty
2008-12-27, 01:37
Start your own camp. With blackjack. And hookers.

It'll be the best damn camp ever.

SLP
2008-12-27, 03:21
You're on totse. You have already joined one.

Numberjumbo
2008-12-27, 03:42
sounds like your emo ass could use a hefty dose of anti-depressants
Sounds like you should shut the fuck up, also sounds like you're my first target once I am fully trained.



I will join you.


If you buy me a fucking plane ticket, tell Niel to get me a fucking plane ticket.
Why don't you scam one, lol.

redjoker
2008-12-27, 03:48
Just fucking go nuts now. You have all the training you need to shoot people. Just sell all your shit, buy some heavy weapons and body armor, go shoot up a police station, court house, and church. Fuck the police, fuck the system, and fuck god. Also remember to do lots of meth before hand.

Numberjumbo
2008-12-27, 03:55
The fuck am I gonna get guns and body armour from? This isn't GTA. (I like to think it is).


What training do I have? Sure, I can knock the average guy the fuck out, but if anyone decent came along, by the way, I've seen NZ heavyweight champion kickboxers in my local mall more than once, I'd get fucked up.

Only firearms training I have got is when I went down "to the farm" a few years ago, and GTA.

stdismas
2008-12-27, 04:28
If you don't know where to get guns from, how were you going to shoot up the mall in the first place?

redjoker
2008-12-27, 04:38
The fuck am I gonna get guns and body armour from? This isn't GTA. (I like to think it is).


What training do I have? Sure, I can knock the average guy the fuck out, but if anyone decent came along, by the way, I've seen NZ heavyweight champion kickboxers in my local mall more than once, I'd get fucked up.

Only firearms training I have got is when I went down "to the farm" a few years ago, and GTA.

They don't have guns in NZ or something? Shooting people at close-mid range is not hard at all. Shoot the kickboxers first and then slaughter the women and children with a machete.

Numberjumbo
2008-12-27, 04:51
If you don't know where to get guns from, how were you going to shoot up the mall in the first place?

I would get them from the kind guerilla-folk. What I meant is I cannot get a gun at the moment, without having joined one.

Redjoker: They have guns, but they are pretty hard to get, only ones you can buy from shops are slug/pellet guns, and those pieces of shit can't even kill cats.

Steal_Everything8
2008-12-27, 05:19
Do it. Then go shoot everyone at your school. Take the high score away from those fucking Asians.

cockspank
2008-12-27, 09:01
What you should do is take your pocket knife they sell ones cheap at the supermarket i think maybe one dollar each and they come with nice little corkscrews but idont drink because im 6 but seriously you should use a pocket knife then kill yourself with it i have done that method numerous times and it always ends well but they come with a cool corkscrew and sometimes a screw driver incase you need to drive screws, such as when your doors hinge's screws come loose you can drive them with the screw driver so your door is secure i hate it when my door squeaks at night when im sleeping it make my dreams of britney spears go away but britney spears isnt hot because she shaved her head and then she was a major slut and i dont like sluts because they harrass me outside mcdonalds and i like mcdonalds because i like the toys that come with my happy meal but my mother says im going to get fat but apparently all americans are fat did you know this i did becausae im smart and i average striafgt b pluses in class but i hate my teacher shes a stupid fucking cuntbag but no teachers are ever cool except one of mine which had a ferari but i dont realy like feraris because al they cmoe in is red colour i prefer lamborghini or maserati but the car industry has hit a decline in the recent recession im not sure when the recession will end to be hoenst i hope soon because my pokemon cards are fucking expensive my favourite pokemon is charizard whats yours but i didnt like dragon ball z because he was a nigger

chasm69
2008-12-27, 09:16
What you should do is take your pocket knife they sell ones cheap at the supermarket i think maybe one dollar each and they come with nice little corkscrews but idont drink because im 6 but seriously you should use a pocket knife then kill yourself with it i have done that method numerous times and it always ends well but they come with a cool corkscrew and sometimes a screw driver incase you need to drive screws, such as when your doors hinge's screws come loose you can drive them with the screw driver so your door is secure i hate it when my door squeaks at night when im sleeping it make my dreams of britney spears go away but britney spears isnt hot because she shaved her head and then she was a major slut and i dont like sluts because they harrass me outside mcdonalds and i like mcdonalds because i like the toys that come with my happy meal but my mother says im going to get fat but apparently all americans are fat did you know this i did becausae im smart and i average striafgt b pluses in class but i hate my teacher shes a stupid fucking cuntbag but no teachers are ever cool except one of mine which had a ferari but i dont realy like feraris because al they cmoe in is red colour i prefer lamborghini or maserati but the car industry has hit a decline in the recent recession im not sure when the recession will end to be hoenst i hope soon because my pokemon cards are fucking expensive my favourite pokemon is charizard whats yours but i didnt like dragon ball z because he was a nigger

Epic Fail on my part for taking the time to read this.

Valkyr
2008-12-27, 10:00
1) Obtain Esky lid
2) Hold onto Esky lid
3) Float over here
4) Make sure you float into Brisbane
5) ????
6) Profit

1 - Find sheep
2 - Fuck sheep

Numberjumbo
2008-12-27, 10:32
What you should do is take your pocket knife they sell ones cheap at the supermarket i think maybe one dollar each and they come with nice little corkscrews but idont drink because im 6 but seriously you should use a pocket knife then kill yourself with it i have done that method numerous times and it always ends well but they come with a cool corkscrew and sometimes a screw driver incase you need to drive screws, such as when your doors hinge's screws come loose you can drive them with the screw driver so your door is secure i hate it when my door squeaks at night when im sleeping it make my dreams of britney spears go away but britney spears isnt hot because she shaved her head and then she was a major slut and i dont like sluts because they harrass me outside mcdonalds and i like mcdonalds because i like the toys that come with my happy meal but my mother says im going to get fat but apparently all americans are fat did you know this i did becausae im smart and i average striafgt b pluses in class but i hate my teacher shes a stupid fucking cuntbag but no teachers are ever cool except one of mine which had a ferari but i dont realy like feraris because al they cmoe in is red colour i prefer lamborghini or maserati but the car industry has hit a decline in the recent recession im not sure when the recession will end to be hoenst i hope soon because my pokemon cards are fucking expensive my favourite pokemon is charizard whats yours but i didnt like dragon ball z because he was a niggerCockspank, I thought you were smarter than this.

cockspank
2008-12-27, 11:53
Cockspank, I thought you were smarter than this.

So you didn't like my one run-on sentence that went off topic over 9000 times?

Also it was in all caps to be more annoying but I guess a caps lock filter changed that

Numberjumbo
2008-12-27, 12:24
So you didn't like my one run-on sentence that went off topic over 9000 times?

Also it was in all caps to be more annoying but I guess a caps lock filter changed thatI didn't noticed that there were no periods...:(

cockspank
2008-12-27, 13:55
I didn't noticed that there were no periods...:(

Im on my period

SoggyWeed
2008-12-27, 15:13
HAHAHH I could send you my fucking adress and all you would do is cut yourself some more.

slim-ov-derby
2008-12-27, 16:25
HAHAHH I could send you my fucking adress and all you would do is cut yourself some more.

lolwut?

Numberjumbo
2008-12-27, 23:26
More like come to your house and kick your dog.

speters17
2008-12-28, 00:44
Start your own camp. With blackjack. And hookers.

sounds like somebody watches futurama :):)