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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=quantum_of_phallus
Reviews Quantum of Solace.
funny shit.
BlackRoses
2008-12-26, 13:31
wow. that was the best bitch rant ive heard in a long time! LOL.
now considering how shit-tastic he made that movie sound, i kinda want to see for myself.:p
glutamate antagonist
2008-12-26, 14:38
haha, after not updating for ages it's not a bad comeback.
I stopped reading maddox a while back when it stopped being funny.
enkrypt0r
2008-12-26, 19:14
Haha, it's about time that guy posted something new... Pretty good read.
this guy is a self centered asshole, the movie wasnt that bad and it was an interesting story line. the movie wasn't as good as casino royale, but it wasnt as horrible as he described it.
Haha many luls. The 1st and 2nd last pics made me giggle like a little girl.
1337_1053R
2008-12-26, 20:54
this guy is a self centered asshole, the movie wasnt that bad and it was an interesting story line. the movie wasn't as good as casino royale, but it wasnt as horrible as he described it.
Yes, it was.
glutamate antagonist
2008-12-26, 23:19
this guy is a self centered asshole, the movie wasnt that bad and it was an interesting story line. the movie wasn't as good as casino royale, but it wasnt as horrible as he described it.
That's his style. That's what makes it funny for a lot of people.
That may not gel with your sense of humour, so fair enough.
And there were a lot of stupid bits in the film. I was also a bit "wtf?" in the cinema when he just parked his bike and listened in.
I feel the way he feels about EVERY James Bond movie.
God they're so fucking boring.
kudomonster
2008-12-28, 01:33
I feel the way he feels about EVERY James Bond movie.
God they're so fucking boring.
I always enjoyed the older ones, especially with Sean Connery.
Man, Maddox is dead to me. Nothing he writes is funny anymore. It's either him bitching at the fact that people like gadgets he can't afford (iPhone) or him trying to be humorous with his reviews or social commentary. Hell, let's think: why was Maddox on a "lonely singles" website anyways? I think the answer is pretty obvious.
Fanglekai
2008-12-28, 03:37
I feel like it's pretty pointless to check his site more than maybe twice a year. He never updates anymore. He used to post about once a month or once every couple months. Oh well, maybe he has shit to do or he just wants to let it die.
IDontLoveYou
2008-12-28, 06:27
If you go to the homepage, read his announcement; it explains the lack of updates.
face_smack360
2008-12-28, 06:43
Haha, it's about time that guy posted something new... Pretty good read.
I know has been like fucking ages since he did something.
CrossEyedMary
2008-12-28, 06:49
Man, Maddox is dead to me. Nothing he writes is funny anymore.
Even in the beginning he was only mildly entertaining, now he’s a complete bore.
devoiced
2008-12-28, 07:45
The only time I've ever enjoyed anything Maddox has done was when he critiqued those kindergartner's drawings. Hairy fire truck brought teh lulz.
Fanglekai
2009-01-03, 00:28
The only time I've ever enjoyed anything Maddox has done was when he critiqued those kindergartner's drawings. Hairy fire truck brought teh lulz.
I liked the "Tribute to Real Men." I actually fucked a girl who was related to Gregory Peck. Oddly enough I thought of that article sometime afterward.
thanks for bringing this update to my attention :o
would have been funnier had I actually gone to see it though
Mankonaut
2009-01-03, 01:53
He's right on about symbolism. I hate how people jack off over movies having that shit in it like it's just soooo clever.