Someone help me out! Please recommend me some shit kicker boots!

High tail it to the military surplus store and buy some jungle boots.

http://yookandoo.com/users/24309/pictures/wellingtonboots.jpg

Would love to kick around a toalie with a pair of these bad boys on.

get some timbs (timberland Boots)

Magnum Stealth II's.

Timberland or Caterpillar boots.