I try to(I'm a guy)....usually get some kind of action(passionate kissing, mutual masterbation, sometimes even dome(head)), but it seems like girls catch a funky vibe and cut off contact. What am I doing wrong? Don't tell me I suck at sex, fore play, or kissing neither. I know I'm doing something wrong, but trust me it isn't THAT.

Because she thinks you're just going to pump and dump.
Maybe she actually wants a real relationship with you because she likes you and doesn't want to be just another one night stand.

On an actual date date no I don't try to necessarily but if it happens I'll go with it. I only try to fuck on the first night if its a girl from the bar/club.

Yeh Iam gonna go ahead and say I think thats called a Slut. But feel free to correct me

You proably just suck at sex , foreplay , kissing , etc. That and your actually not really attractive and you acting kind of like a dick trying to "neg" bitches . proably doesnt help you out.

Lulz

Well, I have been facebook pimpin'....I met a sexy asian from China that has been here for just a year (school, college town) I know I'm lucky like that. She seemed like she just wanted to be fuck buddies, I went over there and then we were kissing and she kisses really really differently than i've ever been kissed and it was kinda weird, but i kept doing it. Maybe she doesn't know how to kiss?


Well she was all like "I can't believe im doing this" I was wondering why.........

A day later:


She eventually told me she was dating a guy, but they were DATING and NOT in a relationship......kinda confusing...........

A day later:

Then I was too persistant and she started lying and giving me excuses as to why she didn't want to hang out after we planned on it.......so she is flaking.

I told her to just stop contacting me because I don't put up with that kind of shit from women. But I want to know how to deal with girls like her in the future....

You proably just suck at sex , foreplay , kissing , etc. That and your actually not really attractive and you acting kind of like a dick trying to "neg" bitches . proably doesnt help you out.

Lulz

No, I am very experienced and I listen to her every reaction to my action. I could make your girl cum harder than you ever could there, chief. BTW I AM ATTRACTIVE. I get compliments on my eyes, body, even hair all the time so dont bullshit me boss.

I try to(I'm a guy)....usually get some kind of action(passionate kissing, mutual masterbation, sometimes even dome(head)), but it seems like girls catch a funky vibe and cut off contact. What am I doing wrong? Don't tell me I suck at sex, fore play, or kissing neither. I know I'm doing something wrong, but trust me it isn't THAT.

Um, because you sound like an asshole?

If you want sex on the first date, date a hooker.

Dating is about developing a relationship, not jjust getting your rocks off.

I never tried to fuck on a first date, as I know I would be a lot less likely to ring her again. A one night stand wasn't hard to find if you just want to get laid.

I am not quite sure what the op was really asking..

was he really asking why girls wouldn`t jump into the sack with him in the early stage of a relationship

Um, because you sound like an asshole?

If you want sex on the first date, date a hooker.

Dating is about developing a relationship, not jjust getting your rocks off.

You say that now. How were you in your teens/twenties?

I heard guitarist Ellen Mcllwaine (October 1, 1945) say that, looking back, she & her contemporaries fucked pretty quick in the 60's because dating was way too difficult & hard to handle. Families for many people are more wonky now than then. Leading to people acting even more flaky & strange.

Um, because you sound like an asshole?

If you want sex on the first date, date a hooker.

Dating is about developing a relationship, not jjust getting your rocks off.

I don't want a relationship, I have trust issues nigger. So I have to be an asshole to get what I want from a girl. I just want to get my fucking rocks off. Is there a problem there? I think not. There are NON-sluts out there that just want a thing called "random play", They want this with the assholes that dont give a fuck about them so they can do the same. Doesn't mean they are sluts, it just means they want to have their cake and eat it too.

I also have standards and hookers don't fall into my standards.

I just think you and I see things differently, if you have GOOD advice I would like to hear it. But you don't so shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my thread bullet head.

Try coming out and asking them if they want to fuck. It'll save you time.

Um, because you sound like an asshole?

If you want sex on the first date, date a hooker.

Dating is about developing a relationship, not jjust getting your rocks off.

He reminds me of this bisexual pedophile I know. The guy is never satisfied with one woman and usually ignores them and hides from them if they won't let him put it in their ass. He's such a closet case. It's funny though, his gayness comes out when he's drunk but no one says anything about it. This guy always tries to fuck any woman he's dating as soon as he can.

I don't want a relationship, I have trust issues nigger.

So much alike.

i banged my girl on the first date. and we have been dating for a while now.

i banged my girl on the first date. and we have been dating for a while now.


I banged your girl on the first date too. Coincidence.

He reminds me of this bisexual pedophile I know. The guy is never satisfied with one woman and usually ignores them and hides from them if they won't let him put it in their ass. He's such a closet case. It's funny though, his gayness comes out when he's drunk but no one says anything about it. This guy always tries to fuck any woman he's dating as soon as he can.


I am not that guy, sorry to get your hopes up, pal.

I am not that guy, sorry to get your hopes up, pal.

Wow, a pick up artist AND extremely witty. What a catch.

once again, thanks totse for a whole bunch of nothing. you fucking losers.

Generally if a girl wanted to straight up have no-strings-attached sex, they would be having sex with you, not going out on dates. They go on dates because they like you and are interested in a possible relationship. And if you want to have a relationship with a guy, you don't have sex on the first date. I even have friends who don't shave their legs, or else wear grandma underwear on the first few dates with a guy so they're not tempted to sleep with him too soon and turn him off of a relationship.

Yes, it really is that simple.

I fuck on the first date. Whether or no you want it. :mad:

I fuck on the first date. Whether or no you want it. :mad:

Thats gonna be on ackward date with Silverfuck then

Thats gonna be on ackward date with Silverfuck then

I have standards.

I have standards.

Youse don't find her pic attractive? :eek:

Youse don't find her pic attractive? :eek:

I do but shes a compeltely munipulative bitch anyways, she has half of the sad ass totse population in a string on her finger waiting for her to show even a little skin and the sad ass bastards are falling for every second of it, and shes lapping up the attention like a sad starved dog on the street

Other then that shes nice

I do but shes a compeltely munipulative bitch anyways, she has half of the sad ass totse population in a string on her finger waiting for her to show even a little skin and the sad ass bastards are falling for every second of it, and shes lapping up the attention like a sad starved dog on the street

Other then that shes nice

I don't recall enough of her posts to have a real opinion. I've never signed up for the gallery...so, I've seen few pics since last year. Only those posted here.

Generally if a girl wanted to straight up have no-strings-attached sex, they would be having sex with you, not going out on dates. They go on dates because they like you and are interested in a possible relationship. And if you want to have a relationship with a guy, you don't have sex on the first date. I even have friends who don't shave their legs, or else wear grandma underwear on the first few dates with a guy so they're not tempted to sleep with him too soon and turn him off of a relationship.

Yes, it really is that simple.

I didn't know about the grandma underwear/legs thing. Interesting.

I didn't know about the grandma underwear/legs thing. Interesting.

Do you think modest girls who have arranged marriages they don't care for have similar tricks when they meet their husband pre-marriage?

I do but shes a compeltely munipulative bitch anyways, she has half of the sad ass totse population in a string on her finger waiting for her to show even a little skin and the sad ass bastards are falling for every second of it, and shes lapping up the attention like a sad starved dog on the street

Other then that shes nice

*soaks up the love*

Seriously, though. Lots of Silverfuck hostility lately. I'm just here to post.

*soaks up the love*

Seriously, though. Lots of Silverfuck hostility lately. I'm just here to post.

Yes. If you want to 'tention whore? You'll have to try a lot harder as I haven't noticed. :p

*soaks up the love*

Seriously, though. Lots of Silverfuck hostility lately. I'm just here to post.

Its not hostility, I still like you and Totse wouldnt be the same without you. Dont stop posting becuase your a decent legitimate part of this site with quality posts and such.
Thats just how you are and my view of it

Lots of Silverfuck hostility lately.

YOU ASSHOLE

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Of course, if a dude thinks a girl fits into his idear of cuterous? He's more liable to think anything she does is attention seeking.

Of course, if a dude thinks a girl fits into his idear of cuterous? He's more liable to think anything she does is attention seeking.

Iam gonna pretend I Actually understood a tiny bit of what you said and answer...

WTF?!

Iam gonna pretend I Actually understood a tiny bit of what you said and answer...

WTF?!

Well...let's ask Silvie. S.: do you think that some might consider you to be cuterous? Something particular to females of a nubile nature, one of the Nubility.

Dont call ArmsMerchant a nigger , thats why you fail at having sex. You got a shaman spell on you. (If not do it now AM , go ahead no one will notice.)

Well...let's ask Silvie. S.: do you think that some might consider you to be cuterous? Something particular to females of a nubile nature, one of the Nubility.

GET OFF THE CRACK fuck sakes man learn to spell at least or start speaking straight your confusing the fuck out of me

Well...let's ask Silvie. S.: do you think that some might consider you to be cuterous? Something particular to females of a nubile nature, one of the Nubility.

I've been reading your posts for years, and I am still amazed by how you write. I remember a thread between '02 and '04 that was "Post Your Favorite Moonmeister Quotation", or something like that. Was really interesting. Have you ever posted a picture?

As far as your earlier question, I think women might make themselves unattractive (or more unattractive) if they were forced to marry some guy. However, a lot of that happened before women shaved, well, anything. Shaving is a pretty recent custom that didn't really take off until Gillette came up with disposable razor blades in the early 20th century.

You proably just suck at sex , foreplay , kissing , etc. That and your actually not really attractive and you acting kind of like a dick trying to "neg" bitches . proably doesnt help you out.

Ahhhh, so true.

I've been reading your posts for years, and I am still amazed by how you write. I remember a thread between '02 and '04 that was "Post Your Favorite Moonmeister Quotation", or something like that. Was really interesting. Have you ever posted a picture?

As far as your earlier question, I think women might make themselves unattractive (or more unattractive) if they were forced to marry some guy. However, a lot of that happened before women shaved, well, anything. Shaving is a pretty recent custom that didn't really take off until Gillette came up with disposable razor blades in the early 20th century.

In ancient Egypt, as well as in several early human civilizations such as Mesopotamia, the practice of shaving was just as predominant as it is today. It was the norm for men and women to shave off all of their body hair or remove it with depilatory concoctions. People have been shaving for cosmetic reasons since the beginning of human civilization.

In ancient Egypt, as well as in several early human civilizations such as Mesopotamia, the practice of shaving was just as predominant as it is today. It was the norm for men and women to shave off all of their body hair or remove it with depilatory concoctions. People have been shaving for cosmetic reasons since the beginning of human civilization.

Whats your major?

GET OFF THE CRACK fuck sakes man learn to spell at least or start speaking straight your confusing the fuck out of me

Taken too dang many martial shots to the old noggin eh? :eek:

Whats your major?

I'm not starting university until next year. I learned that stuff in my 'World History to the 16th Century' class in grade 11. I actually did a 30 minute seminar about the cosmetic practices of the Egyptians :D

I'm not starting university until next year.

Where did you apply? I applied to brock ryerson guelph and a few other places. If we ended up going to the same school that would be pretty unexpected. I never thought my actions on totse might somehow effect my real life.

Where did you apply? I applied to brock ryerson guelph and a few other places. If we ended up going to the same school that would be pretty unexpected. I never thought my actions on totse might somehow effect my real life.

Youd be suprised and scared

Where did you apply? I applied to brock ryerson guelph and a few other places. If we ended up going to the same school that would be pretty unexpected. I never thought my actions on totse might somehow effect my real life.

I applied to Ryerson, Brock and Western, but Ryerson is off my list, so it's down to Brock or Western. If we end up at the same school you'll have to steer clear of me on account of it'll likely be the same school as my jealous and threatening boyfriend.

I applied to Ryerson, Brock and Western, but Ryerson is off my list, so it's down to Brock or Western. If we end up at the same school you'll have to steer clear of me on account of it'll likely be the same school as my jealous and threatening boyfriend.

Does he go to brock? Because thats the only school we could both end up at. And your boyfriend won't let you talk to other guys? Damn, university is gonna be fun for you:rolleyes:.

I applied to Ryerson, Brock and Western, but Ryerson is off my list, so it's down to Brock or Western. If we end up at the same school you'll have to steer clear of me on account of it'll likely be the same school as my jealous and threatening boyfriend.

I thought you didnt have one, anyways this explains a lot of everything to me, and Iam suprised to learn your a year younger. Goodluck in getting into schools and I highly suggest not Western unless your a decent drinker, have good locks on your doors, or are willing to deal with thousands of drunk perverts, kinda like a real live Totse.

I thought you didnt have one, anyways this explains a lot of everything to me, and Iam suprised to learn your a year younger. Goodluck in getting into schools and I highly suggest not Western unless your a decent drinker, have good locks on your doors, or are willing to deal with thousands of drunk perverts, kinda like a real live Totse.

My friend who attends western gave a completely different description of it. If anything the negative aspect to 'the country club school' is the snobiness of all the rich little faggots.

Does he go to brock? Because thats the only school we could both end up at. And your boyfriend won't let you talk to other guys? Damn, university is gonna be fun for you:rolleyes:.

You're right. He should be jumping at the chance to have double dates with a guy who laid out his public hair to spell his girlfriend's web handle.

I thought you didnt have one, anyways this explains a lot of everything to me, and Iam suprised to learn your a year younger. Goodluck in getting into schools and I highly suggest not Western unless your a decent drinker, have good locks on your doors, or are willing to deal with thousands of drunk perverts, kinda like a real live Totse.

Thanks, I've got my fingers crossed. I have friends who go to Western, and they said it's not much for parties, and everyone is either asian or rich and snobby.

In ancient Egypt, as well as in several early human civilizations such as Mesopotamia, the practice of shaving was just as predominant as it is today. It was the norm for men and women to shave off all of their body hair or remove it with depilatory concoctions. People have been shaving for cosmetic reasons since the beginning of human civilization.

True, except ancient egyptians had very little body hair to begin with. Facial hair was seen as divine, so a lot of the pharaohs had to use fake beards because they couldn't grow them. I forget which one, but a female pharaoh used a fake beard too.

The examples you mention show the exception, not the rule. I was trying to establish the general trend, rather than point out the oddball exceptions along the way. You're right, but you weren't really following my point, I suppose.

Shaving in modern society came about as a result of Gillette introducing the disposable razor. Men used straight razors before then, but disposable razors gave everyone access to cheap, easy shaving, creating much win for everyone.

This thread went from fucking on the first date to the hair on ancient Egyptian's legs. Thanks for hijacking my thread, Silverfucker

I wish I invented the razor, then I wouldn't be here debating about one night stands and relationships. I would be humbly describing how good the cocaine I bought(in bulk) last night was and how fun my trip to Hong Kong with Angelina Jolie was.

You're right. He should be jumping at the chance to have double dates with a guy who laid out his public hair to spell his girlfriend's web handle.


Well its not like he knows I did that. And whos talking about a double date? If you have a boyfriend then it would have to friendship if anything. But I assume your boyfriend doesn't take kindly to any silverfuck-male interactions.

Edit: Oh and I only did that pube thing because I figured we would never meet in real life. If I had known we might end up going to the same school I never would have done it.

True, except ancient egyptians had very little body hair to begin with. Facial hair was seen as divine, so a lot of the pharaohs had to use fake beards because they couldn't grow them. I forget which one, but a female pharaoh used a fake beard too.

The examples you mention show the exception, not the rule. I was trying to establish the general trend, rather than point out the oddball exceptions along the way. You're right, but you weren't really following my point, I suppose.

Shaving in modern society came about as a result of Gillette introducing the disposable razor. Men used straight razors before then, but disposable razors gave everyone access to cheap, easy shaving, creating much win for everyone.

Ok, I'll grant you that. But it's like...relevant how?

Ok, I'll grant you that. But it's like...relevant how?

Exactly, thats why you should use your vagina to get everyone back on track.

Ok, I'll grant you that. But it's like...relevant how?

I was talking to moonmeister. You'll have to reread his posts to find the relevance.

Well its not like he knows I did that. And whos talking about a double date? If you have a boyfriend then it would have to friendship if anything. But I assume your boyfriend doesn't take kindly to any silverfuck-male interactions.

Not that you really care to have an in-depth analysis of his Silverfuck-male interface, he's totally mellow about the fact that I tend to have guy friends, and associate with members of the male persuasion. But when someone crosses boundaries and says or does things that makes me uncomfortable, or enters into hitting-on-his-girlfriend territory...he's very protective, and isn't into the whole passivity thing.

I was talking to moonmeister. You'll have to reread his posts to find the relevance.

Well Iam going to bed and this half proves my point about Silverfuck and her finger thread so Iam happy, Have fun slaves

Well Iam going to bed and this half proves my point about Silverfuck and her finger thread so Iam happy, Have fun slaves

err...what? Finger thread?

I was talking to moonmeister. You'll have to reread his posts to find the relevance.

which is why you quoted silverfuck?

your post was like this.

I agree, egyptians blah blah blah blah hair, a girl even did it but i cant remember her name.

I don't think you understand what i was saying about the shaving shit.

Gillette invented modern shaving. They made millions and even a few enemies(I guess someone got a better shave than they wanted)..

Well Iam going to bed and this half proves my point about Silverfuck and her finger thread so Iam happy, Have fun slaves

What the fuck are you going on about?

let me rephrase this..



WHO WOULD YOU FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE.........................GIRLS?!

Not that you really care to have an in-depth analysis of his Silverfuck-male interface, he's totally mellow about the fact that I tend to have guy friends, and associate with members of the male persuasion. But when someone crosses boundaries and says or does things that makes me uncomfortable, or enters into hitting-on-his-girlfriend territory...he's very protective, and isn't into the whole passivity thing.

Its not like I would do anything offensive or inappropriate. I may post on totse, but believe it or not I am not socially challenged. I do have hot female friends.

which is why you quoted silverfuck?

your post was like this.

I agree, egyptians blah blah blah blah hair, a girl even did it but i cant remember her name.

I don't think you understand what i was saying about the shaving shit.

Gillette invented modern shaving. They made millions and even a few enemies(I guess someone got a better shave than they wanted)..

Pissy because your thread got off topic?

I quoted moonmeister to begin with, because I was talking to him.

Silverfuck quoted me, so I responded to her. She didn't get why my post was relevant, so I referred her to what moonmeister was posting, which was what I had originally commented on.

You failed to read, so you asked a stupid question.

Chances are most girls you meet have fucked a guy within hours of meeting him, be it at a party or a club.
Why the fuck should you wait? if she isn't putting out pretty quickly she's wasting your time.

This thread should be renamed ITT Tweedle_My_Derp is secretly (not-so-secretly) in e-love with Silverfuck and will definitely end up going to Brock university on the off-chance she'll also go there and break up with her boyfriend and then have sex with him.

I have nothing more to say on the subject.

This thread should be renamed ITT Tweedle_My_Derp is secretly (not-so-secretly) in e-love with Silverfuck and will definitely end up going to Brock university on the off-chance she'll also go there and break up with her boyfriend and then have sex with him.

I have nothing more to say on the subject.

This.

This thread should be renamed ITT Tweedle_My_Derp is secretly (not-so-secretly) in e-love with Silverfuck and will definitely end up going to Brock university on the off-chance she'll also go there and break up with her boyfriend and then have sex with him.

I have nothing more to say on the subject.

Well tell him to also apply at Ryerson's

let me rephrase this..



WHO WOULD YOU FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE.........................GIRLS?!



Haha

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This thread should be renamed ITT Tweedle_My_Derp is secretly (not-so-secretly) in e-love with Silverfuck and will definitely end up going to Brock university on the off-chance she'll also go there and break up with her boyfriend and then have sex with him.

I have nothing more to say on the subject.

Not really. If that were the case western and brock would have been my first choices on my application. My first 2 choices were programs at guelph, then a program at ryerson, then some other places, and my very last choice was brock. So it will be unlikely we even end up at the same school. Brock is my safety net, I want to go to guelph.

And I wouldn't change my entire life around for a slim chance to get some totse pussy. All I'm saying is if we both end up at brock it might be fun to smoke a joint some time.

Not really. If that were the case western and brock wouldn't have been my first choices on my application. My last 2 choices were programs at guelph, then a program at ryerson, then some other places, and my very first choice was brock. So it will be likely we end up at the same school. Brock isn't my safety net, I don't want to go to guelph.

I would change my entire life around for a slim chance to get some totse pussy. All I'm saying is if we both end up at brock it might be fun to pound her vagina some time.

Ah, that makes sense. Fair enough.

Yeh Iam gonna go ahead and say I think thats called a Slut. But feel free to correct me

all girls are sluts at heart

You proably just suck at sex , foreplay , kissing , etc. That and your actually not really attractive and you acting kind of like a dick trying to "neg" bitches . proably doesnt help you out.

Lulz
wtf does that mean?

Yeh Iam gonna go ahead and say I think thats called a Slut. But feel free to correct me

Yeah because men don't just want sex... Fucking spaz.

wtf does that mean?

its when you pick on her insecurities to make her feel inadequate, but you do it jokingly to throw off her radar.

its when you pick on her insecurities to make her feel inadequate, but you do it jokingly to throw off her radar.

Please dear god use the same door you came in on and leave....

Ok, I'm going to sort of bring this back on topic for a little.

OP, no girl wants to fuck you on the first date if it is just that, a date.
Lets say you go out to lunch, or a movie, or something along those lines. She only agreed to go on that date with you because she is interested in the possibility of getting into a relationship with you. If thats the case then of course sex is inevitable in the relationship and doesn't need to happen immediately.

Now lets say you meet someone in a bar and you start chatting and then you both decide to go get some coffee at 5 in the morning when you're both pretty fucking hammered and then you both go back to your house because getting to her place via public transport is just way to hard at that time in the morning... you're pretty likely to get some pussy.

As for whether I fuck on the first date. No, for the reason I stated above. If the relationship goes ahead then we can bang as frequently as we want. I can wait until then.


Now back to the silverfuck and tweedle topic, what would happen if lets say you did end up both going to the same uni? Would you both be taking the same courses or would you just happen to be on the same campus together? Correct me if I'm wrong but Uni campuses are typically pretty big and the chances of just randomly bumping into one another somewhere and immediately realising who the other person was are pretty small.

Please dear god use the same door you came in on and leave....

So you're not going to explain er...your point about me and my..finger thread?

I am utterly lost.

So you're not going to explain er...your point about me and my..finger thread?

I am utterly lost.

Eughh we can discuss this in other ways if we must, you can send me some mail or I can explain it here again which Ive already explained in a previus post, unfortunatly Iamreally quite drunk right now and Ill do my best to explain if your reply shortly

Eughh we can discuss this in other ways if we must, you can send me some mail or I can explain it here again which Ive already explained in a previus post, unfortunatly Iamreally quite drunk right now and Ill do my best to explain if your reply shortly

Well, go ahead and email if you'd like: silverlovemaking@hotmail.com
you lush.

Well, go ahead and email if you'd like: silverlovemaking@hotmail.com
you lush.

Youve been added incase your wondering..who the random person who just added you was...Incase of validation it was mma005

Sry for the rather abrupt and insist reasoning but I want to propose and experiment and Id rather not discuss it here, you can feel free to end all communications with me if you wish after my proposal

Youve been added incase your wondering..who the random person who just added you was...Incase of validation it was mma005

Sry for the rather abrupt and insist reasoning but I want to propose and experiment and Id rather not discuss it here, you can feel free to end all communications with me if you wish after my proposal

I've accepted you on MSN. Now I'm very interested.

You proably just suck at sex , foreplay , kissing , etc. That and your actually not really attractive and you acting kind of like a dick trying to "neg" bitches . proably doesnt help you out.

Lulz

lol thts funny

Well, go ahead and email if you'd like: silverlovemaking@hotmail.com
you lush.

lol, is that actually your email? (aliveupboy here)

lol, is that actually your email? (aliveupboy here)

It's my totsean email.

no, i am very experienced and i listen to her every reaction to my action. I could make your girl cum harder than you ever could there, chief. Btw i am attractive. I get compliments on my eyes, body, even hair all the time so dont bullshit me boss.

then how come you can't get laid you silly motherfucker?