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Sex Panther
2008-12-28, 05:13
Fuck global warming. I'm sick of this shit.

Think green! Work green!

Pay twice as much for this shitty "green product" that doesn't work nearly as well as the alternative, but it'll save the fucking turtles.

In all seriousness, I couldn't really give a shit about the fucking turtles.

It's summer here. We haven't had a single fucking day over 36 degrees. How long has it been since it hit 45 degrees?

Update. It just started pouring rain.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-28, 06:10
Over here the temperature never got below freezing as of December whatever the fucking day it is. It's been a fucking hellseason. Just wait until winter, your ass is grass.

Minchin
2008-12-28, 11:24
Agree with the OP.

I hope we all boil ourselves within about 20 years just when im at a ripe/suitable age for dying.

It irritates me that we, 'society' :rolleyes:, think we have some fucking right to exist forever or something so we try and change our environment so future generations can exist.

The best thing for earth would be for the human race to be wiped off the face of it. Alls we have done as a species is leech off the earth, exterminate countless other lifeforms & experiment on many others, and we are well on the way to killing earth.

So fuck you all green'ers, just let us die off we have no god given right to exist forever let nature take its course.

I hope some alien race just nukes the fuck out of us or something before we get out into space and probably fuck that up too.

Dandy Crab
2008-12-28, 11:47
Global warming goes well beyond killing the turtles. Quite possibly it could kill your grandchildren. Of course if you're a loser loner who'll never have children and will spend the rest of his life jacking off in his own feces, well...

In that case, global warming isn't really your concern.

Minchin
2008-12-28, 11:59
Global warming goes well beyond killing the turtles. Quite possibly it could kill your grandchildren. Of course if you're a loser loner who'll never have children and will spend the rest of his life jacking off in his own feces, well...

In that case, global warming isn't really your concern.

your grandchildren will cause the extinction of 1000s of other lifeforms, experiment on animals, rape kill torture other humans, use a ridiculous amount of the earths resources.

what right have we over any other lifeform to fuck up their existence and their environment? if you really were a do-gooder you'd leave the earth to the species that dont fuck it up ie not us, but no your real concern is passing your shitty gene's on to the next generation of leeches.

Dandy Crab
2008-12-28, 12:23
your grandchildren will cause the extinction of 1000s of other lifeforms, experiment on animals, rape kill torture other humans, use a ridiculous amount of the earths resources.

what right have we over any other lifeform to fuck up their existence and their environment? if you really were a do-gooder you'd leave the earth to the species that dont fuck it up ie not us, but no your real concern is passing your shitty gene's on to the next generation of leeches.

Passing on ones genes should be the concern of every healthy human being. Obviously, you aren't one. No, I don't give a fuck about the earth. However, currently we still need the earth to survive, so it's crucial that the earth doesn't blow up until we can find someplace else to live.

If we as humans are to survive time, we shouldn't be concerned with something temorary like a little shitty planet. At least until we don't need it anymore.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-28, 12:30
Why? We can't outlast the expansion of the sun, travel outside of the solar system would take much longer than an average human lifespan. How exactly do you plan to make up for the +10,000 years it would take to traverse galaxies, the hundreds of thousands of years it would take to terraform planets, etc. Like it or not Earth is all humanity has and it's not going to last much longer. Humanity is very likely to be decimated within our grandchildren's lifetime. Even if we could somehow travel space we'll never escape heat death.

Dandy Crab
2008-12-28, 12:40
Why? We can't outlast the expansion of the sun, travel outside of the solar system would take much longer than an average human lifespan. How exactly do you plan to make up for the +10,000 years it would take to traverse galaxies, the hundreds of thousands of years it would take to terraform planets, etc. Like it or not Earth is all humanity has and it's not going to last much longer. Humanity is very likely to be decimated within our grandchildren's lifetime. Even if we could somehow travel space we'll never escape heat death.

Do you really believe I would discuss such a complex topic with a fucking idiot like you. The only thing I'm willing to say to you is that you're a fucking idiot. Go away.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-28, 12:43
Do you really believe I would discuss such a complex topic with a fucking idiot like you. The only thing I'm willing to say to you is that you're a fucking idiot. Go away.

If you find that to be complex I feel sorry for you.

Dandy Crab
2008-12-28, 12:45
If you find that to be complex I feel sorry for you.

Yeah, you're right. The survival of the human race in tens of thousands of years from now isn't complex at all. :rolleyes:

Sex Panther
2008-12-28, 12:55
Going off on a tangent are we new arrivals?

Dandy Crab, What in fucks name makes you think global warming will "quite possibly" kill my grandchildren? That's the biggest load of shit i've heard in a while.

I like your name though.

Holy shit. I suppose i better warn my grandchildren about the extra 2 degrees they'll be sweltering in. And the extra metre of sea level they'll have to deal with. Assuming, of course, global warming does in fact exist.

But i won't go there.

Martian Luger King
2008-12-28, 12:55
That new arrival has been here for longer than you might think.

edit: LOL!!! such a perfect reason why pretentious faggot losers on totse should stop valuing whether or not someone arrived five minutes ago or five years ago. "dandycrab" has been here for nearly ten years you fucking retard. i've been here for nearly seven. fuck the fuck off.

Dandy Crab
2008-12-28, 13:08
Going off on a tangent are we new arrivals?

Dandy Crab, What in fucks name makes you think global warming will "quite possibly" kill my grandchildren? That's the biggest load of shit i've heard in a while.

I like your name though.

Holy shit. I suppose i better warn my grandchildren about the extra 2 degrees they'll be sweltering in. And the extra metre of sea level they'll have to deal with. Assuming, of course, global warming does in fact exist.

But i won't go there.

Fill your head with knowledge before you fill your mouth with words.

Minchin
2008-12-28, 13:12
That new arrival has been here for longer than you might think.

edit: LOL!!! such a perfect reason why pretentious faggot losers on totse should stop valuing whether or not someone arrived five minutes ago or five years ago. "dandycrab" has been here for nearly ten years you fucking retard. i've been here for nearly seven. fuck the fuck off.

ive been here 2 years but got banned.

stop racial hatred towards newbie's as not all newcomers are chocolate faces.

Sex Panther
2008-12-28, 13:33
Yeah, i was exaggerating. But I still don't think my grandchildren will die of global warming :mad:
So anyway, if we are going to go in that direction:

I am of the opinion that the earth is just another resource. We would never have been able to advance to the level of civilization that we are at now if we never shat all over the earth in the first place.

Yes, it's an extremely selfish thing to say, but that's human nature.

One more thing,

I miss my old bong so much. In retrospect, I should have stashed it somewhere and got it later as opposed to breaking it apart and throwing it down a drain :(.

I'm using a fucking listerine bottle now.

Fetus-Smasher
2008-12-28, 17:02
Go green, that's the stupidest shit I've heard lately.
The world is full of endangered crap, hunger, disease, whatever. The day I "go green" will be the day I believe in god, plant a tree, start ass-ramming other dudes, and use fabric softener.
Be a man, "go yellow" or some other gay phrase and litter like its 1999.

Dandy Crab
2008-12-28, 17:09
Go green, that's the stupidest shit I've heard lately.
The world is full of endangered crap, hunger, disease, whatever. The day I "go green" will be the day I believe in god, plant a tree, start ass-ramming other dudes, and use fabric softener.
Be a man, "go yellow" or some other gay phrase and litter like its 1999.

You don't use fabric softener? Do you live in a trailer and are your clothes made of hemp?

Fetus-Smasher
2008-12-28, 18:07
You don't use fabric softener? Do you live in a trailer and are your clothes made of hemp?

I jerk off too often for the sofner to really have an impact on the clothing. And no to both questions.

Bum Wax
2008-12-28, 19:11
It is my fervent wish that every rabid anti-environmentalist was born a thousand years in the future

thus would they reap the consequences of their murderous apathy

Yggdrasil
2008-12-29, 19:48
OP, it may not be your children that die, but it will be those who are the least fortunate who will be hit the most, and that in retrospect causes severe repercussions unto us.

The most severe problem posed by rising global temperatures is the melting of the ice caps, glaciers, and etc. A rise in sea level will devastate huge portions of our population. Most of Florida would be gone, as would be much of the Amazon, Congo, and other river basins. Bangladesh would be wiped clean off the map, leaving approximately 200 million people stranded.

Rising temperatures would affect the way precipitation falls on land, in many areas bolstering already severe drought. I'm certain many rural Australians will be pissing themselves at weather predictions 50 years in the future.

Really, it's not even about the animals. Fuck the animals. It's about us. A species dying off due to changes in the environment is an omen of things to come, and things that eventually will strike us where it hurts most. The OP was right in saying that this planet is a tool; a tool that provides life, and is as of yet, invaluable. We can't be shooting ourselves in the foot.

seann
2008-12-31, 02:03
Global warming goes well beyond killing the turtles. Quite possibly it could kill your grandchildren. Of course if you're a loser loner who'll never have children and will spend the rest of his life jacking off in his own feces, well...

In that case, global warming isn't really your concern.

i lol'd